i think rpf is okay because it makes my mutuals happy
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if anyone finds out when this permanent feeling of fear goes away please let me know
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there needs to be more lgbt books written by people who have never heard of twitter
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pisses me off endlessly that the winter soldier is a good movie. i'll be praising it and then remember i'm praising m*rvel st*dios and my asshole shrivels up like a raisin but i can't lie. it's good. god help me it's good
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my lord i fear i must inform you that you have reblogged a post made by the general whose forces encircle my fortress. please delete it posthaste
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"Rent should be no more than 30% of household income" is a really funny and roundabout way to say "property owners as a class are entitled to 30% of gross wages"
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i’m at my clits end
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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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the bravest person in the world
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turn up that fucking hurdy gurdy
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soooo much of the modern conception of gender is based around products and consumerism that people can’t even identify actual misogyny anymore. People reply to posts “It’s sexist to hate on something so many women enjoy” and that something would be a Stanley cup
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