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#everyone thinks of Samwise when they think of hobbits #they never think of all the ones at bilbo's final birthday that he's unabashedly drowns in tea #like there's a REASON that man threw so much shade that he almost didn't need the ring to fade into the dark and make his escape

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#almost always 2 but #that being said #on the weekdays it's 10oz and then 8oz cups #and on the weekends it's 4 shots of espresso in the morning and then sometimes 2 more shots in the afternoon #so i voted for 2 but idk if that truly matches lol

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@bovineblogger

#HELLO????????

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#thank you f.d.c. willard

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hello google chrome refugees

don't use any of these browsers, they're also chrome

Here are my favorite firefox plugins for security/anti-tracking/anti-ad that I recommend you get

please get off chrome google is currently being investigated for being an Illegal Monopoly so get outta there okay love you bye

#firefox #pls it's literally so easy #you don't even need all of the above addons just get the ad blocker at a minimum and you're gucci

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please for the love of god download firefox and add an ad blocker i'm begging you

#my life #if you complain to me about ads i will get my soap box out every time

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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They're going crazy on LinkedIn

#homestuck

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#my older brother is type 1 diabetic and yeah this sounds p credible #p sure my mom had to go to the school and do a presentation to the staff on his diabetes so they’d stop freaking out abt the needles #his 1st grade teacher still didn’t get the memo and would lose her shit but w/e

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i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend

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I have been waiting all year to post this.

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Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

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We should start having the "gender talk" with our children. Like "listen kid, gender isnt real, we just call you a boy because thats what is expected of us. Its totally fine if youre not ok with that, we will help you choose a gender you feel more comfortable with"

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