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Does no one on this site fact check anything? Jesus Christ.

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Aw, Leo P as a kid.

if my pitched-down, chopped-up remix of the wii shop channel theme gets stuck in ur head as much as the original gets stuck in mine, then i’ve accomplished my goal. if not then fuck u

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God is dead and we killed him.

via

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I love that Venus is even rotating in the correct direction.

The Solar System!

bonus Pluto!

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I can relate.

Straight Friend: “I’m open minded”

Me:

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I'm such a sucker.

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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If you protect a weed from being pulled, you are sponsoring it’s growth.

Alex Nolen (via yoyonolen)

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The punch line is way funnier if you lead with the first anecdote.

So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A FUCK!” and I almost died.

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Yes please.

Boys with thick thighs reblog if u agree

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This reminds me of The Lottery by Shirley Jackson.

never forget your roots

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I don't think wanting to kiss someone you find attractive says anything about your sexuality. Just cause your body's pointed in a certain direction doesn't mean your neck can't still swivel. ❤️

Just when i start to think maybe I’m straight, maybe I don’t like men at all, I meet a cute cosplayer over the weekend who I’d totes kiss and I talk to a really cute dude when I go to ship a package for a pen pall. They both had the same body type, tall and scrawny, maybe that’s just my type? Can I just be Bi but really picky with my preference in men? Cause women still make me weak so there’s no way I’m 100% gay XD 

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WELL?

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Once again, Denny's social media person is savvy af.

What is the best (non-breakfast) food?

but it’s such a confusing question because in a 24 hour diner the concept of breakfast is so fluid

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Just imagine how much self-hatred it takes to want to drag an Olympian and college graduate, let alone to actually waste one's time writing such a self-righteous, passive-aggressive, pseudo-intellectual post.

THIS IS SUCH MOTIVATION

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Looks like they'll have to pull over more black drivers to give them an ice cream cone to make up for it. Jesus Christ.

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OK, I love her now.