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Natasha: Did Steve just tell me he loves me for the first time?

Sam: Yes, he did.

Natasha: And did I just do finger guns back?

Sam: Yes, you did.

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #marvel #captain America #steve rogers #black widow #natasha romanoff #the falcon #sam wilson

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Gamora: Where are Mantis, Groot and Peter?

Rocket: Playing hide and go seek.

Gamora: Where?

Rocket: I don’t think you get how this game works.

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #marvel #guardians of the galaxy #gamora #rocket raccoon

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Angela: Relationships should be 50/50.

Angela: Hodgins cooks us dinner while I sit on the counter looking pretty.

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #bones tv #angela montenegro #jack hodgins #hodgela

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Cho: So are you two dating now?

Lisbon: Yes.

Cho: Why?

Jane: I happen to find Lisbon very appealing.

Cho: Yeah, I can understand that. But I’m trying to figure out what’s wrong with Lisbon.

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #the mentalist #patrick jane #teresa lisbon #kimball cho #jane x lisbon

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Doctor: Hi, my name is Juan, I’ll be delivering your baby today.

Castle: O.B. Juan you’re our only hope lol

Beckett: Leave his name off the birth certificate.

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: twitter #castle #richard castle #kate beckett #caskett

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*When she was the boss at some point, probably*

Simmons: You need to man up.

Fitz: Man up? Sexist.

Fitz: I’m sorry, but I don’t see gender, Sir.

Simmons:

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn 99 #agents of shield #marvel #jemma simmons #leo fitz #fitzsimmons

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Rand: Don’t go picking a fight with me, I could make your life difficult.

Lan, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it would be like to have a difficult life.

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #wheel of time #rand al'thor #lan mandragoran

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Natasha: Three words. Say them, and I’m yours.

Steve: Three words.

Natasha:

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*On some adventure, probably*

Carol *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Carol *turning around and helps Kamala through it*: Breaking and entering is bad, Kamala.

Kamala: Okay.

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #marvel #captain marvel #ms marvel #carol danvers #kamala khan

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Wednesday: Candles? What is this, date night?

Thornhill: First of all, I’m about to sacrifice you.

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #Wednesday #wednesday addams #marilyn thornhill

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*Early seasons at some point, probably*

M.E, about a murder victim: But what I thought you might find really interesting is the fact that she had sex within the hours before her death.

Lisbon: Sex?

Jane: I’ll explain how that works later.

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: castle #the mentalist #patrick jane #teresa lisbon #jane x lisbon

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Clint: That’s a pretty rock.

Yelena: Kate gave it to me.

Kate: I threw it at you-

Yelena: She’s very sweet.

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #marvel #yelena belova #white widow #clint barton #hawkeye #kate bishop

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*At some point, probably*

Daisy: If you’re going to make a big dramatic scene, wait til I get back.

Simmons: Of course. I can’t flip this table myself.

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #marvel #agents of shield #daisy johnson #jemma simmons

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Perrin: I mean come on, let’s just hug it out. Come on, hug it out.

*Everyone struggles to join the group hug*

Nynaeve: Okay, who took my wallet?

Mat: Sorry.

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #wheel of time #perrin aybara #nynaeve al'meara #mat cauthon #emonds fielders #ef5

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Steve: I don’t think having another drink is going to help.

Natasha: I think having a lot more drinks is going to help.

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #marvel #captain America #steve rogers #black widow #natasha romanoff #romanogers

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Hank: Unbelievable. Something you planned actually worked. If this happens a thousand more times, I might have to reevaluate my whole perception of you.

Scott: I love it when you almost respect me.

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #ant man #scott lang #hank pym #marvel

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Booth: Can I ask you a question?

Bones: You just did.

Booth: Okay, can I ask you two questions?

Bones: You just did.

Booth: Okay, can I ask you FOUR questions??

Bones: You just did.

Booth: When?!

Bones: Just now.

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #bones tv #seeley booth #temperance brennan #bones x booth