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Tf

It’s been like?? 3 years since I’ve been on this account And I still have 300+ followers lmao damn Anyway, I’m 20 now and I still fucking like roleplay

#rambles #jesus guys

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Shhh, please keep your voices down. The Department of Impossible Cuteness is trying not to disturb this tiny baby panther chameleon (Furcifer pardalis), who’s so recently hatched he hasn’t noticed he’s no longer inside his cozy egg. Reading, PA-based chameleon breeder Canvas Chameleon took these amazing photos after helping the wee lizard out of his egg after noticing that the egg had failed to “pip” properly. Pipping is the initial cracking of the egg shell and what signals to everyone outside of the egg that hatching is underway:

“When an egg pips, it is usually at the end of the egg where the head of the chameleon is. It will split up in different directions starting from the end point of the egg. At this point the little ones usually take up to a day to absorb the rest of the sac and gain the strength to push out on their own.

If the egg pips on the side for some reason it can be difficult for the little one to push out as their head isn’t near the hole…So with this little one, he split the side of the egg and not the end like all the siblings. I noticed this in the morning and by the afternoon when his siblings were running around the container and he was still hanging out in the egg I knew it was time to help. This isn’t to say that he wouldn’t have found a way out but based off my past experiences with situations just like this I felt it was necessary to play mother nature and give him a helping hand.”

We’re pleased to report that this adorable little baby is now hanging out and growing up with the rest of his siblings. And we’ve gotten an awesome opportunity to see what a baby chameleon looks like while still inside its egg.

[via Bored Panda]

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6/7th grade: im gunna learn japanese so i can write mango and be animu [WEEBING INTENSIFIES]

9th/10th grade: im learning japanese because it would be cool to live in japan and teach english and write comics and stuff in japanese [slightly less weeby]

11th/12th grade: i don't even like anime or japanese stuff anymore... but i might as well take all 4 years for college credit [apathetic shrugging]

After Graduation/Present: I'M SO GLAD I TOOK 4 YEARS OF JAPANESE SO I CAN READ ALL THIS GODDAMN DOUJIN PORN

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Detective!Marco, Jean and soon to show their faces, Sasha and Connie with special agent!Eren and Armin. 

May or may not have a plot, and I may change the style again, frequently, maybe. I’m still sorting things out. WIP on Twitter(x).

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SnK au where everything’s the same except everyone has slightly higher arched eyebrows and big hoop earrings.

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me when I'm out: *hears a song and proceeds to write an entire fic in my head*

me when I get home: *opens laptop to write and IMMEDIATELY forgets every word*

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when you join a fandom but you dont really fit in and you wanna talk to everyone but they’re already all friends

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Compilation of Creepy Jewelry

Bloody Necklace

Skull Stud Earrings

Butcher Knife Earrings

Handsaw Earrings

Evil Eyeball Ring

Gold Metal Hand Ring

#want

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EreMarco Week - Day 3: Surprises / Secrets

Eren knows that his favourite baker has an obession with wearing shirts with terrible bread puns on them and decides to add to the collection :D

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2k14 is gon be my year

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one of my third graders has a special talent for making 2-frame comics that really speak to me

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Random things that make top surgery recovery easier

A few months before you get surgery, exercise a lot, especially in your core. If you do lots of crunches and/or situps, once you’ve lost a lot of mobility and strength it will be so much easier to sit up and stand up if your abdominal muscles are stronger. 

Bendy straws! It makes drinking beverages so much easier. 

Make sure stuff is in arms’ reach since you won’t be able to reach very far. 

Stay ahead of your pain. Don’t wait until you hurt so much you can hardly move. 

Medicines you are given often give you a dry mouth, so 1. keep lots of water handy 2. get some minty gum because that dry mouth will make it taste like something died in there. Also brush your teeth (duh.) 

Get some stool softener pills. Any sort of narcotic pain killers (like Norco, Vicodin, etc.) will constipate the heck out of you, and milk of magnesia is gross af, just take pills to get the same effects. 

Always wash your hands, it’ll reduce the risk of infection. 

When positioning yourself, make sure your chest is in as little pain as possible, but also make sure you’re not going to make every other part of your body sore as a result. In trying to stop any pressure on my chest whatsoever, I twisted my back around and woke up with a really sore back. 

If you do end up with muscle pains, heating pads are great. If your chest hurts, use cold to treat pain and decrease swelling but only for short periods and with lots of bandages on your chest. 

Get some nice facial wipes because you won’t be able to shower for a week or longer. Also, the night before you get surgery (or whenever the last time you shower before then,) don’t condition your hair. It’s not as healthy, sure, but it’ll keep it from getting too greasy as you won’t be able to wash it for a while. 

Cough drops or some sort of hard candy, also tea with honey is highly recommended, as you’ll probably have a sore throat from the breathing tube they give you under anesthesia. 

If you want to take a non-narcotic pain killer, take tylenol, not an NSAID like advil, because NSAID pills can make bleeding worse. Also, don’t take multivitamins for the week before, as Vitamin E can worsen bleeding. 

Even if you’ve got drains like I did, the first night you sleep, you should put down a towel to sleep on in case you leak from other places under the bandages or surgical vest. This is normal so long as you’re not leaking dark red blood, but then again why stain your sheets when you can avoid it? 

Wear easy-to-move-in and easy-to-remove clothes: no jeans, no t-shirts, stick to button-downs and sweatpants or pajama pants. 

Feel free to add more tips! 

-L

One last thing, shave your armpits because tape WILL get caught in the hair and that’s quite unpleasant.

#reference #love this

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Spiderman Vs. Antman

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my friends found kittens!

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I AM CRYING

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happy late valentine’s eruri~