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Glaurica's revenant returning to the Eighth in full skull paint after marrying the cavalier primary of the Ninth having his kid and worshiping the Locked Tomb for decades only to have to immediately deal with Silas, who has been roused from bed wearing his coziest pajama pants and his t-shirt that says BOIL THE NINTH HOUSE ALIVE IN OIL

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thinking about how harrow called gideon “the greatest cavalier the ninth has ever produced” and like…. that just sounds like a topic of debate for harrow and ortus to bicker over. like i can just imagine harrow writing a 200 page overly personal counterargument to the noniad. gideon vs nonius is their messi vs ronaldo

#lmaooo

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they’re horrible but all of their interactions are *chefs kiss* i don’t really like how this turned out but i hope it’s good enough!

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I'm not sure how caption this, just hanging out near the pool

#wait alecto anastasia pool scene….

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children are starving at the fastest rate that the world has ever known

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just woke up from a nightmare that I had gotten an early access copy of Alecto the Ninth, it was 6,833 pages long held together with zip ties and divided into 3 main sections:

the first section was arranged in an extremely long 5 act in-universe bible (1: Bones 2: Heuristics 3: Incrjdhshs (dream giberish) 4: Zryryryeie (more dream gibberish) 5: Appocalypse) with no relation to any of the existing named characters (including John) and included several in-universe calenders, stories about statues with teeth, moral exercises ft the vague frameworks of the TLT universe, and a forward from the author every 100 pages or so justifying this experimental take with each one more incomprehensible than the last.

the second section was extremely short (<200 pages) and was 1 act long called something like "Alectectaliakis" or some other dream giberish and was written from the perspective of Alecto about eating Harrow (??????????)

the third and final section was again extremely long about Gideon/Kiriona being very dead and living in some sort of recognizably-modern city pining about Harrow (who was as described earlier eaten by Alecto, but it's unsure if Kiriona knew about that specifically) and being very depressed but in the middle it devolved into a portfolio of fan art, sort of like those anime art books but all the art had been submitted by fans and none of it had any recognizable relation to actual events or characters of any of the books

Anyway in the dream I was sitting on the couch reading it surrounded by my friends and mutuals and we were all discussing how deeply incomprehensible and confusing these creative choices were but generally appreciative of Tamsyn Muir for taking a big swing. send post.

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like i actually need to know i feel like lesbians really like megan thee stallion but that might be confirmation bias, lesbians i NEED to know pls respond i love you i’m in love with you pls answer

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Harrow, in Gideon the Ninth: I cannot conceive of a universe without you in it

The literal plot of Harrow the Ninth:

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“there she was — it was her, the girl in her dream.”

#goated with the sauce #i’m sorry #i don’t know why i said that

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stop bullying her she was born all alone in a cold hazmat biocontainer

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she was a devout nun she fully believed that Some Guy™️ was god she killed herself to bolster someone else's power not once but twice we know like 5 things about her and all of them are fucked up insane she was a delight she was effervescent she was kind to animals and children she probably initiated a suicide pact which she then carried out she didn't mind being trepanned on the regular she was god's favorite sacraficial lamb she had strange and unnerving eyes and a strange and unnerving worldview she probably invented soul siphoning she was seemingly incapable of separating love from fanatical devotion she's haunting the narrative she was a zealot she was an idolator and a heretic she was the first one to figure out what needed to be done and the only one with the balls to do it and she didn't have the intellect you'd ordinarily find in a sandwich or an orange. i didn't say her name but she popped into your head didn't she.

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this one part from harrow the ninth always made me really upset. so i made a four page comic out of it!

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she's the funniest person alive actually

#prev #camilla hect i’m free on thursday #let me know if you want to hang out on thursday when i’m free

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i’ve just been wondering if the bleeding over is permanent, pls feel free to elaborate if u want

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Ianthe is for sure going around picking up gal pals to fill the empty places where she used to have companionship, but you know what? Pretty sure Kiriona is not replacing Harrow in the Coronabeth-shaped hole in her life. Kiriona is the new Babs.

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Actually so fucking sad how plausible it is that Kiriona would want to try to become her father's cavalier. Like that girl stepped simultaneously into her hastily tailored cavalier robes and into the only small part of her short life where she received any respect, validation, or affection at all. Of course she'd make being a cavalier a core piece of her identity. Of course some dumb hopeful part of her might wonder if maybe, just maybe, the same trick could work on her dad

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“You hating me always meant more than anyone else in this hot and stupid universe loving me. At least I’d had your full attention.”

— Gideon Nav to Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Harrow the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir

#sigh