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I wish Harry Houdini was still alive he would hate TikTok so much. I wanna tell him about shifting and watch him get ulcers from it.

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i still have trouble wrapping my head around how the beatles evolved from hit teen sensation boy band to psychedelic weirdos. i'm trying to think of a modern day equivalent. like what if BTS just got super into ketamine and jimin began singing about ants

#posts MADE for me #I can tell u exactly how the trajectory of the Beatles happened

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who do u ship dick with?

he should be celibate

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We started dating on tumblr in 2015. Proof that being silly goofy online DOES pull.

I'm not gonna spam pictures, this isn't Facebook, but I did get married this weekend

#we actually met on deviant art before that #because of portal #started being mutuals on tumblr because of wtnv #true internet romance

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Got gay married this weekend 🗣️💯‼️

I'm not gonna spam pictures, this isn't Facebook, but I did get married this weekend

#not pictured: pictures of me sobbing #I was very weepy and wet

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i hate that the word “goon” is associated with guys that jerk off to porn all day now. to me “goon” will always mean burly guys with a thick boston/new york/jersey accent that jump out of bed in black tracksuits and beanies , pick up their favorite crowbar , and carpool with the other goons to work to get their ass beat by batman

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Yeah Twitter is a hellscape but there is some true comedic gold coming out of its death throes

#the fact Twitter lets people fact check their paid-for ads is fucking hilarious #black rock: don’t listen to the haters we are not killing the housing market #twitter notes: 1- you’re lying and 2- everyone knows youre lying

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Been thinking about Toxic Christmas Yaoi all day and had to sketch this out

#toast art #sketch #I have no idea what to tag this #someone remind me in 11 months to clean this up so I can make it into actual cards

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#thinking about him….. #atom

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#yes it’s mtmte ratchet and one piece buggy #i <3 unpleasant bastards #toast art #meme redraw

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Tiktok is a plague but I did watch a cat eat a rotisserie chicken this evening so that was nice

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This is insane Tampa propaganda do NOT BE FOOLED it is a horrible sprawling urban hellscape with record breaking pedestrian deaths, some of the most stupid driving you’ll ever experience and a lifeless, vacant downtown district. That picture is of Ybor, its historic neighborhood and one of the few walkable parts of the city takes up 300 acres of the 112,500 that make Tampa. Every picture of this city is strategically shot to make it look nice when u google it and I promise you it is not impressive as it looks

do not let them lie to you, the best thing Tampa has going for it is that it isn’t Gainesville or Jacksonville 🙏✨

Tournament 2, Round 1, Poll 11

#as a Tampa bay girlie I cannot stand for this #there are so many reality shows and shut set in Tampa and for ever aerial or scenic shot they use its sister city st Pete #Tampa is UGLY and has horrible public transport

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EXOGENESIS: The Reincarnation of GOLB

officially my favorite piece ive done this year <3 the petrigrof brainrot is real lmao

#as Mar’s boss I’m legally require to share and spread their cosmic mpreg art #I’ve seen seeing this get finished step by step everybody clap!!!! #adventure time #petrigrof

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These are just very old pictures of me. AI?????????

Hey. what is this.