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Yo guys I heard internet Explorer is shutting down

#this was made on the 17th of june

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@reddish-slime

Rose: Men love being tied to chairs and gagged

Rose: It makes them feel masculine

Rose: It's the same as working in an office

Jake: This is very funny because i attended a class on gay cowboy bondage that discussed hypermasculinity in the practice and they boldly made this exact point but unironically

Rose: A class on what?

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in the evil world im seriousbeaste

#today-i-learned

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@reddish-slime

Dirk: Told my boyfriend I can't get mad at him while he's wearing cowboy boots because it just makes me feel stupid.

Dirk: Now whenever he knows he messed up all I hear is klip klip kloppity coming down the hallway.

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david, commission. 2019

i am aware that this piece of mine has been re-posted a thousand times, but now you can re-blog it from the original artist! :~D

edit: since people asked you can now get a print of this here!

#vibes

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are the fire emblem fem boys in smash bros not good enough?

also i will say one thing that baffles me about “bridget being trans takes away ‘femboy representation’” is like

didn’t this guy get revealed last week.

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your icon punches you in the face do you survive

#shes a god and she finished her ectoladder eye havent done that eyem probably dead

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Oh to be a postwoman delivering love letters to nymphs

#i have done it i have been horny on main

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ive been sending my apprentice on dangerous quest because i fucking hate him and want him to die, ive told the guy to retrieve rare rock salts out of active volcanos and to take the neck bones from venomous frost giants, yknow impossible stuff, and he completes every task unharmed without fail, its really pissing me off, i think im just gonna bludgeon him when he walks through the door

#actually such an accurate take

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@reddish-slime

who keeps giving her these things

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Everyone pick up your government-assigned fursona, grab your two colors then combine it with this random animal picker. Tell us what you get and no rerolls, I don't make the rules.

#alright traffic red and signal brown thats fine i wonder what animal ill get #horse #i am intensely afraid of horses

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@reddish-slime

nepeta is the best because she goes meow

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Dave: self check out machine in a grocery store that makes you select if you want a male female or non-binary voice before you begin your transaction

Dave: you're perplexed by the non-binary voice option so you click it and snoop dogg starts talking

#favourite of all time

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uh oh

Ive got bad news for anyone in this area

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kanaya wants two bee the mom friend karkat is the mom friend very important distinction

The disrespect of calling Kanaya the “mom friend” for being a people pleaser while Karkat stayed up trying to help all his friends with their problems and sticking the group together

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the stanely parable

‘unreliable narrator’ but it’s ’narrator is deeply in love with the person they are narrating’

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@reddish-slime

Rose: Why is LARP so much more taboo than historical reenactment why is pretending you’re a wizard less socially acceptable than pretending you’re a confederate