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Mystery/Detective themed starters

“Haven’t seen you in this hole for a while… who’s missing today?”

“You detectives are always so serious.”

“You were seen at the scene of a murder last night and I want to know why.”

“There’s a hurricane coming for you, detective.”

“I need your help finding someone. It’s important.”

“Your case is low priority, there are other things I need to do first.”

“In this town, not even your blood’s sacred.”

“You’re going to get yourself killed if you don’t back off, detective.”

“You’re not taking this seriously.”

“You think you’re a badass? I once slept in a van full of dead bodies to get the jump on a perp. You’re a kitten compared to me.”

“This city’s a hard place to live. Don’t let it change you.”

“If you want to be one of us, be ready to leave your family and friends behind. People will hurt them to get at you if you keep them close. It’s just how things are.”

“The eye that never sleeps is on your tail, (name). Pack up and get gone before they get you.”

“You’re a wasp among honeybees, detective (name). We’d have a better use for you, if you’d let go of your damn righteousness.”

“Your fingerprints were found at the scene of a crime. Why were you there?” 

“…you were the mole?”

“You’ve been feeding them information the whole time?”

“I can’t give up on this case.”

“I wont give up on you.”

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kissy sentence starters.

“ is it bad i really want to kiss you right now? ” “ do me a favor, kiss my ass. ” “ they can all just kiss my ass. ” “ i kissed someone today. ” “ i kissed a girl/boy and i liked it. ” “ kissing burns calories you know. ” “ my lips really want to meet yours. ” “ so are we going to kiss or not? ” “ i sent you a bunch of kiss emojis. ” “ don’t talk, just kiss me. ” “ i really enjoyed our kiss last night. ” “ you make me want to kiss you. ” “ you owe me a kiss. ” “ pucker up. ” “ read my lips, no. ” “ your eyes say no but your lips say yes. ” “ i just want to kiss you. ” “ i miss your lips. ” “ give me a kiss. ” “ blow a kiss my way for good luck. ” “ ever kiss in the rain? ” “ ever kiss under water? ” “ it was just a kiss, that’s all. ” “ a kiss doesn’t mean anything. ” “ i love when our lips meet. ” “ where do you want me to kiss you? ” “ i want to either kiss you or kill you right now. ” “ did you really just kiss him/her? ” “ friends aren’t allowed to kiss one another. ” “ kiss me one more time. ” “ want to make out? ” “ you’re a terrible kisser. ” “ teach me how to kiss? ” “ i remember our first kiss. ” “ your lips are calling my name. ” “ let’s just kiss already. ”

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FIGHTING WORDS

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Sometimes a kiss just doesn’t say what a fist would. For those special muses who like to prove something, here are about fifty sentence starters pulled from literature, music, films, and my own head as well as general conversation. Enjoy!

“You’d better pick up that knife, son, because you’re gonna need all the help you can get.”

“Who do you think you are??”

“I’m all about turning the other cheek, but you just slapped the wrong person.”

“Killing you would be a charitable act.”

“Let’s take this outside.”

“I’d give you a head start, but why prolong your suffering?”

“This has been a long time coming.”

“You mistook kindness for weakness.”

“I’ve never hit a lady before—wait, I still haven’t!”

“I’ve taken it upon myself to shut you up.”

“Shut your whore mouth.”

“Come on then—show me what you’ve got!”

“This isn’t gonna hurt me more than it hurts you.”

“Is that all you’ve got?”

“Start something, punk!”

“I fucking dare you.”

“This isn’t a fight—this is surgery.”

“Why don’t you pick on someone your own size?”

“By the time we’re done here, your mother won’t know you.”

“Ladies don’t start fights—but they can finish them!”

“I’ve never wanted to punch someone in the face this badly in my life.”

“You disgust me.”

“I’m not calling you a liar, I’m saying every word you utter offends human decency.”

“Someone needs to put you down.”

“I’m not going to feel guilty about this in the morning.”

“You’re a real big man when it comes to kids and women, aren’t you? So come on, hit me.”

“Defend yourself!”

“Are you calling me a coward?”

“It’s time to settle an old score.”

“You’d look so much cuter with blood coming out of your mouth.”

“I’m pretty sure that after this, we’re going to end up fucking—but I’m too mad to pass up hitting you right now.”

“Okay, then hit me.”

“I don’t want to fight you, but by God, I will.”

“I’m not letting you hurt anyone else—you want to hurt someone, it’ll have to be me.”

“This is nothing personal, so go down easy.”

“Wow, what graveyard did they dig you up from?”

“You’re starting to piss me off.”

“You’re not getting paid enough to make the beating I’m about to give you worth it.”

“Get out of my way, or so help me I’ll go through you!”

“I guess I have to teach you manners, since your mother didn’t bother.”

“Weapons? I don’t need weapons to deal with the likes of you.”

“I’m sorry, were you still talking? All I hear is ‘hit me.’”

“There’s no need for violence.”

“I’m going to put you in the hospital.”

“Your new ride is gonna be an ambulance.”

“I think the odds are slightly in your favour at hand fighting.”

“We don’t have to do this.”

“Just walk away and make it easy on yourself.”

“My grandmother hits harder than you, and she’s been dead for twenty years!”

“Come and have a go, if you think you’re hard enough.”

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“I need you” Sentence Starters

aka my life and yours are two parts of a whole

“I can’t do this without you.”

“Don’t let go of my hand through this, please.”

“If you walk away everything will fall apart.”

“All I want is your lips against mine right now.”

“It wasn’t just a one off for me; it was me hoping you’d see the connection.”

“We’ve been through everything else together.  This is no different.”

“You’re my other half.”

“There’s no one else I’d rather have with me than you.”

“You need to help me, I can’t do this alone.”

“I’ve never felt alone since you came into my life.”

“What am I supposed to do if you walk away?”

“This distance is killing me.”

“Don’t let this distance tear us apart.”

“I need you as much as you need me.”

“Letting go was never an option.”

“All the time did was make me realize that you’re supposed to be with me.”

“I’ve made so many mistakes, but you’re not one of them.”

“I need you to help me reach the top shelf.”

“Two people aren’t this made for each other so easily.”

“You’re worth any fight.”

“I’m crying on the floor and nothing’s right, but I know you can make this better.”

“I’m way too drunk to be driving, so I was gonna walk home– stay on the phone with me, okay?”

“There’s this couple’s contest, and I know we’re not dating, but the grand prize is this big ass load of food– help me.”

“It doesn’t matter if you need me; you broke everything.”

“Everything’s really shitty right now.  So how about you get in this car with me and we drive to wherever for however long?”

“I’ll go if you go.”

“I’ll only do this if you help me.”

“I can’t depend on anyone else, just you.”

“Thank you for always being here for me.”

“You could call be at any time and I’d drop anything if you needed me.”

“All you have to do is show me that you feel the same.”

“I know that I need you, but sometimes the feeling doesn’t seem reciprocated.”

“I’m pathetic, because I go to you for everything, but you’d pick someone over me any day.”

“Can you give me a ride?”

“I didn’t tell anyone else I was leaving… You deserved to know though.”

“I’ll still be here when you get back.”

“Isn’t in terrifying that we both couldn’t go without the other?”

“This ring proves that I’m always here for you.”

“Come here, let me give you a hug.”

“My date stood me up, can you come with me to egg his/her car?”

“My date stood me up, can you come pick me up?”

“The lights don’t shine as bright when you’re not here.”

“I can’t deal with us drifting apart anymore.”

“I feel like I’m gripping with all my might and you’re not even lifting a finger.”

“My friend locked me outside naked.  Help.”

“My friend needs to see I’m dating someone so they’ll stop including me in blind dates–yes, I know we’re not dating, but still.”

“I don’t call you my partner in crime for no reason.”

“Can you come over so I don’t feel so alone anymore?”

“You ran to get here this quickly?!”

“I need you.”

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JudyPhonic — Vocaloid Covers  {Sentence Starters}

“You’re really slow.”

“And I feel just fine.”

“You’re not enough…”

“It’s not like I care, now.”

“Welcome to the mindfuck!”

“Will tomorrow ever come?”

“Cry to me, know that I care.” 

“I’m okay, I don’t feel a thing.”

“None of you can stop it, now!”

“Will I make it through the night?”

“This boredom is too hard to fight.” 

“Is that the most that you can dream?”

“Then I’ll just make this a story about me.”

“I’m tired of all the pain, all the misery inside.”

“Maybe it’s a dream. Maybe nothing else is real.”

“I’m slipping through the cracks of a dark eternity.”

“All the people that I see, I will never understand…”

“But, it wouldn’t mean a thing if I told you how I feel.”

“I wish that I could live, feeling nothing but the night.”

“Let out a sigh for another day, the same as the last.”

“Will there ever be a place for the broken in the light?”

“If I make another move, there’ll be no more turning back.”

“Then it all would fall apart. There’d be nothing of me left…”

“YOU set the world ablaze, but I’M the one that you blame?”

“Just open up your eyes, why don’t you grow up and see—-?”

“You’d think by now that I would have learned not to play with fire if I don’t wanna get burned.”

“One look at your face brings down the human race to their knees begging ‘please, spare mercy!’”

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~Semi-Hiatus Notice~

Alright friends- 

     The past few months I’ve been busting my ass to save up and prepare for my Miami trip. Going to meet Got7 wut wut.

   So now the time has come. With the trip less than a week away, I’m not busting my ass to get everything packed and ready. Which means I’m still working my ass off to make money while prepping for the trip. With that comes a little less activity, though I am making an effort to try to pop in a few times a day and work on drafts when I get the opportunity. 

  This is simply to let you know that I likely won’t be back up to full par activity until 

       Tuesday, January 24 or somewhere around that.

     Nevertheless, I will try to drop in and do what I can from time to time between now and then. 

      ^.^ I Love All your precious little faces! 

#still around #just not as active rn with everything going on

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"history of japan" Sentence Starters

“And you could walk to it. And some people walked to it.” “…And now there’s lots of t r e e s (because it’s warmer).” “Ding dong. It’s the outside world.” “That means if you own the f a r m, you own a lot of f o o d, which is something everybody needs to S U R V I V E.” “So that makes you king.” “Then the government was taken over by another clique.” “Hi, dipshit.” “Can you call us something else, other than dipshit?” “Get that squared away.” “How are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals?” “Breaking news, the Mongols have invaded China.” “We have invaded China. Please respect us, or else we might invade you as well.” “Okay.” “But they tried again and had a nice time fighting with the Japanese but then died in a tornado.” “And the emperor can still dress like an emperor if he wants, that’s fine.” “N o w t h e r e ’ s m o r e a r t.” “It’s time for “Who’s Going to Be the Next Shogun?” “So he tries to get his brother to stop being a monk and be the next shogun.” “He says okay.” “Vote now on your phones.” “And everyone voted so hard that the palace caught on fire and burned down.” “The shogun actually didn’t care, he was off somewhere doing poetry.” “Now with guns.” “And then he confiscated everyone’s swords.” “…he said. And failed. And died.” “Yeah, right. It’s not going to be this kid. It’s going to be one of us. Cuz we’re grown-ups.” “A lot of people support him. But a lot of people support not supporting him.” “And he still let the emperor dress like an emperor, and have very nice things.” “There was poetry. Books. Sexy times. Puppet shows. And Dutch studies.” “Open the country. Stop having it be closed.” “And do you know what else is western? That’s right, conquering stuff.” “And then Russia rushes in out of nowhere.” “Stop, no, you can’t take that. We were gonna build a railroad through here to try to get some warm water.” “And then when the railroad was done they downgraded to a fuck-ton. Did I say downgrade I meant upgrade.” “Can you maybe chill?” “How about maybe you chill?” “I t ’ s t i m e f o r W o r l d W a r O n e.” “CAN WE TAKE THE ISLANDS THANKS” “…Whose mission statement is to try not to take over the world.” “The Great Depression is bad.” “No, don’t do that, if you’re in the League of Nations you’re not supposed to take over the world!” “H o w b o u t I d o a n y w a y ?” “YOU’VE GOT MAIL” “He has a cool mustache and is trying to take over the world and needs friends.” “I t ’ s t i m e f o r W o r l d W a r T w o (the sequel).” “T h e i r f r i e n d s a n d o u r f r i e n d s a r e n o t f r i e n d s.” “Bigger than any other bomb. Ever. Just in case.” “War looks bad on TV.” “But then Japan spits on them in Hawaii.” “(1) new war request” “And they haven’t used the bomb yet and are curious to see if it works.” “They actually drop two.” “But everything’s still pretty cool, I guess.” “B y e.”

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SIA  {Sentence Starters}

“I saw you cry today.”

“We were meant for one another.”

“I’m feeling good, let me savor it.”

“Throw ‘em back, till I lose count.”

“And I don’t care if I don’t look pretty.”

“Yeah, let’s be clear, I’ll trust no one.”

“You took it all, but I’m still breathing.”

“I’m gonna swing from the chandelier!”

“Some days I’m sure I’ve lost the faith.”

“I found solace in the strangest place…”

“I’ll strip you bare 'till the truth comes out.”

“I’m gonna live like tomorrow doesn’t exist.”

“Big girls cry when their hearts are breaking.”

“I knew what I wanted and I went out and got it.”

“I’ll smile, I know what it takes to fool this town.”

“But there’s a scream inside that we all try to hide.”

“I was born in a thunderstorm. I grew up overnight.”

“And the worst part is there’s no one else to blame.”

“I know, you have never felt so low. But hold on, head up, be strong.”

“I wanted everything I never had, like the love that comes with light.”

“I have made every single mistake that you could ever possibly make.”

“Your body’s poetry, speak to me. Won’t you let me be your rhythm tonight?”

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Random starters

“I just got fired.”

“We have two options here - run, or give up. Which will it be?”

“I see no problem in using every food we have as a pizza topping.”

“Green isn’t really your color …”

“Truth be told, I’d rather get stomped on by a herd of cows than meet your parents.”

“I don’t care how it’s been before, but there are people depending on you now, so you need to get your shit together!”

“Hey, our outfits match!”

“Wanna hear a joke?”

“I always knew I couldn’t trust you.”

“Can you come to my place at 9 p.m. dressed as a mailman? I’ll explain later. Oh - and bring a shovel!”

“Let me braid your hair.”

“I warned you, didn’t I? Said you should be careful. Why didn’t you listen?”

“I gotta say, I’m really jealous of your eyes. Like they’re so pretty it looks like you have make up on even when you don’t.”

“Any reason you have 12 sixpacks of Red Bull in your fridge?”

“I’ve never seen you dressed like that before. You look … really pretty.”

“We need to get out of here quickly! There are people after us!”

“Ever since I met you, I’ve been having very shitty luck.”

“How can you come here after everything you did to me?”

“You ruined me.”

“My offer still stands.”

“I can stop if I want, I just don’t want to.”

“So … what’s someone like you doing in a place like this?”

“I can fit like 16 strawberries in my mouth!”

“Why do you always do exactly the opposite of what you should?!”

“Can you please stop interrupting me with your puns? I have something important to tell you.”

“I think you’d look really good on my bed, or the sofa. Seriously, you’re exhausted, go take a nap.”

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She loved him because he had brought her back to life. She had been like a caterpillar in a cocoon, and he had drawn her out and shown her that she was a butterfly.

Ken Follett, The Pillars of the Earth (via adrenaline)

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Kink/nsfw related sentence starters

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                            100 Random Sentence Starters

- ranges in genre; will contain swear words

“Why you little-”

“Fuck me.” *pause* “Not literally.”

“Why is that a thing?”

“Is that a legit thing or a made up thing you found off the internet?”

“I just hopped onto a random flight and ended up here.”

“I was right here the whole time.”

“Please, I beg of you, don’t hurt [her/him/them].”

“What the fuck?”

“Okay, but was the Ren and Stimpy Show an actual show for kids or was there confusion what audience it needed to be directed at? There is no way that show was appropriate for kids.”

“Fight me!”

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leeurbaneverett:

Lee continued on behind the woman, while keeping his eyes out for anything trouble like. “Yeah, going to islands. Arresting criminals, collecting artifacts, stopping bad ones. Talking about it with my class. And it’s still fun.” He stated in response. 

  “I have no doubts in regard to it still being fun. Who wouldn’t get a thrill of laying eyes upon places not seen for thousands of years? Seeing what’s left of people past- It’s all extraordinary. Not to mention finding cities lost to history and time. “ She mused aloud with a soft laugh, nodding at his words. 

   “What is your biggest dream- where or what do you hope to find most of all?” 

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