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Men Written By Women list
(+3) Justin Dahl
(-1) Luke Ryder
(+2) Jacob Maddox
(+1) Daniel Grant
(-1) Kai Rhodes
***Not definite
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totaleebookedout · 22 days
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JUSTIN FUCKING DAHL THE MAN YOU ARE. He is absolute perfection and I’ve never wished more for a man to be real. Women should go to jail for writing men so well cause now I’m in despair knowing there is not one man out there who is like Justin Dahl
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anecdote of the pig, tory adkisson // achilles & partoclus // house of dragon, 1x07 // plainwater, anne carson // the truth about forever, sarah dessen // lighthousekeeping, jeanette winterson
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kaladin, finally arriving at the shattered planes after years of trying to join the king's army: damn bitch yall live like this :/
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Finished Words of Radiance and I’ve concluded that Adolin is baby girl, Kaladin is a cinnamon roll, Shallan is iconic, Dalinar needs a paradise getaway with Navani, and Stormfather needs a strong bottle of whiskey.
Just a lot of very stressed baby girls who deserve an all expense paid vacation to the Bahamas
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“My father thinks I’m a better man than he is. Unfortunately for you, he’s wrong” is a quote that lives in my head forever and I think about it once a day
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11/10 entrance
Words of Radiance ch85
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one of my favourite wit scenes is when he shows up again driving the carriage and kaladin sees him and he’s like you! and wit is like me! and adolin sees him and he’s like you! and wit is like me!! and then shallan sees him and she’s like you?! and wit is like yes!!!! it’s so purely self indulgent i love it
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AU where everything is the same except kaladin has a skateboard and sunglasses at all times
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My brain hurts from reading brandon sanderson books (words of radiance), so I'll take a break and read a brandon sanderson book (skyward)
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My brain hurts from reading brandon sanderson books (words of radiance), so I'll take a break and read a brandon sanderson book (skyward)
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“Don’t show off how much you hate a man until you’re ready to be his enemy.”
Jade Legacy by Fonda Lee
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My annual reminder that the green bone saga is a masterpiece and I’m so sad that I can’t reread it for the first time again
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why do readings when i can draw my favourite power couple instead
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This is easily THE most niche fanart series I’ve ever drawn: Stormlight Archive meets Barbie!
I was thinking about how Adolin is basically the Ken of the main characters, and then I wanted to draw Barbie-themed posters of Shallan, Radiant, and Veil, and it all spiraled out of control from there.
Honestly, this was some of the most fun I’ve had drawing in a while (especially Kaladin lol). Also, it was really fun coming up with each of the poster subtitles 😂
(Prints available here!)
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totaleebookedout · 2 months
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Obsessed with the bit in oathbringer pt2 where shallan is like ‘oh there’s something wrong with the spren in this city I need to study them’ and decides the best way to do this is to intentionally fall over in front of adolin & kaladin and give them the equivalent of a panty shot. For science
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One of the things I love most about the Stormlight Archive’s main trio is that their vibes and attitudes are in almost total contrast.
Like, to look at them, one is a sweet-looking blonde guy with a huge smile, and his cute redheaded wife who’s always making jokes. And then, a few metres off to the side, is this six-foot-four gloomy-looking dude with a severe case of angry eyes. 
But then you read the books, you find out that Adolin and Shallan would both 100% murder someone in a shady back alley, meanwhile Kaladin is probably helping save a child stuck in a tree whilst on the way to his nightly stew dinner and therapy session with his 30 best friends. 
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