https://www.tumblr.com/wouldntyoulichentoknow/722303226131644416/they-never-get-anywhere-on-time-together
this but team red or VILE classmates tbh
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Carmen: Everyone, synchronize your watches with mine!
Zack: I don't know how to do that!
Ivy: I don't wear a watch.
Player: Time isn't real.
Submitted by: @jackie-shitposts
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Player: You… you said I could trust you!!! You said you were a GAMER!!!
Zack: Player.
Zack: I only play mobile games.
Player: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Character A: You… you said I could trust you!!! You said you were a GAMER!!!
Character B: Character A
Character B: I only play mobile games.
Character A: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Source: Deltarune Chapter 2
https://youtu.be/NGPjZ8LhFwo?si=RFztJOid9UyHwGHc
FORGOT ABOUT THIS SORRY
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Player, looking at Carmen, Julia, and Ivy: Are they... dating?
Shadowsan: I don't think so.
Player: Why aren't they dating?
Shadowsan: That's what I want to know, too.
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This but its about CS. From webtoon see you in my 19th life
lmaoo will do
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Le Chevre: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
El Topo: I wake up at 4:30 a.m.
Le Chevre: ...
Le Chevre: I want to see you at some point in the day for the rest of our lives
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Ivy: Wait, you've never been to therapy?
Carmen: No. I don't need it.
Zack: Not even when you nearly died of hypothermia?
Carmen: Oh. Was that a big deal?
Player: What about the time your actual mother figure attempted to crush you to death?
Carmen: Honestly, I'd forgotten about that.
Ivy: What about the time you were kidnapped and brainwashed so you could literally be used as a weapon?
Carmen:
Carmen: What's your point?
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~baby sandiego au~
Carmen: I've learned some very valuable lessons today.
Shadowsan: I'm guessing they're all horrible distortions of the lessons you should have taken away?
Carmen: Death isn't real and I'm basically God.
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Player: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (I'm sorry)
Carmen: What is that?
Player: Remorse code.
Carmen:
Carmen: Well now I'm even angrier
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Carmen: *speaking Spanish.*
Tigress: I am not!
Paper Star: You speak Spanish?
Tigress: No. I've just learned the phrase "You're a furry" in every language she speaks
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My Favourite Tumblr Bloggers
@mmaricarmen23
@grahamcarmen
@itsdappleagain
@jackie-shitposts
@teamredofficial
@acmeofficial
@red-crackle
@redxcrackle
@redcxackle
@rys-redcrackle
@stealurheartsandiego
@youraveragecatastrophe
@teamr3dofficial
@rueitae
@csweekly
@totally-correct-carmen-sandiego
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Evil!Carmen: When Gray betrayed me I took him aside and shot him like a lame horse. SAD! Oh well there's other men
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Zack: i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck....
Ivy: DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS?
Zack: SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
text transcript:
Zack: I can't believe clowns are real.,,, what the fuck.............
Ivy: DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS?
Zack: SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Zack: Did you find the perp?
Player: He used VPN software, we can't track his IP.
Zack: In english, dang it!
Player: We can't find his computer.
Zack: In french!
Player: Nous ne pouvons pas trouver son ordinateur.
Zack: In Morse Code!
Player: .– . / -.-. .- -. .—-. - / ..-. .. -. -.. / …. .. … / -.-. — – .–. ..- - . .-. .-.-.-
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Shadowsan: Just put small things in this box.
Zack: Player?
Shadowsan: No, not people, just things—
Ivy: Can we put Player?
Shadowsan: I said—
Carmen: Player?
Shadowsan: We cannot put a huma—
Ivy: What about Player?
Shadowsan: Nobody's putting Player in there.
Player: *already in the box*
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Carmen: *posts a picture of herself in her coat and fedora*
Tigress: lmao fedora the explorer
Carmen: I will fucking unfriend you
Tigress: don't you FUCKING DARE
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