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[totally-correct-carmen-sandiego]

Carmen: Everyone, synchronize your watches with mine! Zack: I don't know how to do that! Ivy: I don't wear a watch. Player: Time isn't real.

Submitted by: @jackie-shitposts

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[marascomics]

Some V.I.L.E sketches bc I rewatched the show recently <3

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[random-incorrect-things]

Ivy: What the hell is wrong with you?!

Zack: Funny, Carmen asks me the same thing every time we interact too.

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[comic-based-incorrect-quotes]

Zack: We can't just attach a rope to the switch and, like, pull on it from a mile away? Maybe while enjoying a light snack?

Julia: The switch has sensors. It will read whether a person is touching it or not.

Ivy: Does it have to be a live person?

Zack: Seriously?

Carmen: No, she's right. If we attach a body to the switch...

Zack: Where are we going to get a body in four minutes?

Shadowsan: I can get a body in four minutes.

Zack: This is some pretty morbid brainstorming.

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[crossoverquest]

Kiriko: Hold up, didn't you die?

Steeleto: A magician can't reveal his secrets.

Jacqueline Hyde(Hyde Personality): Fine, I'll just beat 'em outta you.

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[rubin-therubix-loverofblorbos]

I Have Solved the Davinci Code.

{ Edit: HAH I WAS FUCKIN RIGHT} I know I'm reaching, and it's probably some type of Chinese, Mandarin, or Japanese expression.

But, in that one episode of Carmen Sandiego, y'know the one with Shadow-san's brother? When one of the fight scenes with Shadow-San began, and he just fuckin slid across the floor Spy Kids style,

Big bro exclaimed something like "Suhara!"

So now one of my headcanons for Shadow-san is that his real name is Suhara and that means one of his nicknames is probably Susu.

Like imagine:

Zach: So you're Shadow-san's brother? Wicked!

Ivy: That means you know his real name!

S-S's Brother: Of course, why wouldn't I?

Both of the knuckleheads: *Chanting*Tell us, Tell us, Tell us!

Shadow-san, in the background: *Mouthing* Don't, please don't.

S-S's Brother, looking him straight in the eyes: It's Suhara.

Shadow-san, in the distance: Why?!

*Zach and Ivy laughing their red-heads off*

S-S's Brother: Pay-back, Susu.

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[mimey-enthusiast]

My problem is is that I think I’m funny

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[caramel-sandiego]

Carmen: Player, check into their cameras. Player: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in VILE" app. Player: *taps the screen* Player: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.

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[that-random-outsider]

Shadow San: *tells Carmen Her entire bacckstory*

Carmen: and why should I believe you?

Shadow San: ...

Shadow San: Fine the coat was empty

Carmen: WELCOME TO THE FAMILY

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[citrineleaf]

Paperstar: Hey, wake up. Player: Wha- what?! Paperstar: I just murdered your entire family Player: ... my parents are out tonight? Paperstar: Then who are these people in your house!? Player: THERE'S PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE!?

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[fedorah-the-explorah]

Crackle: Would you slap your crush for a hundred dollars?

Black Sheep: I would roundhouse kick you in the face for free.

Crackle: Geez, mate. Why so violen-- wait.

Black Sheep: No!

Crackle: Wait...

Black Sheep: NO!!

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[totally-correct-carmen-sandiego]

Player, looking at Carmen, Julia, and Ivy: Are they... dating? Shadowsan: I don't think so. Player: Why aren't they dating? Shadowsan: That's what I want to know, too.

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[absolutelyclueless12]

Carmen: So that’s my plan. Player: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean. Carmen: No, go ahead, I want to hear it. Player: It fucking sucks. Carmen: That’s not constructive criticism.

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[maris-medley]

Shadowsan: I’m not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.

Carmen: When I was a kid, you convinced me eggs weren’t real.

Shadowsan: They’re not.

Carmen: Haha, very funny.

Shadowsan: I’m serious. Did you not hear?

Carmen: I- no… what happened?

Shadowsan: …How have you fallen for this again?

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[comic-based-incorrect-quotes]

Julia: And it's all in here. I can look up anyone on this database. I mean, this is undoubtedly evil. But, you know, the search function is actually kind of impressive.

Chase: You're impressed with their... cataloguing?

Julia: Well, yes. VILE may be a nefarious threat to the planet, but they certainly know their way around a spreadsheet.

Chase: That's hardly surprising. I'm sure there's a direct correlation between ego-driven sadists and those who enjoy meticulously putting things into spreadsheets.

The Chief: I like spreadsheets.

Chase and Julia: 

The Chief: What?

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[crossoverquest]

Carmen: You know, Lop, the winning side would pay much better. Maybe, buy yourself some real clothes?

Lop: My clothes!? Have you seen some of the things V.I.L.E wears?

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