#Why has nobody thought of this?

[rubin-therubix-loverofblorbos]

I Have Solved the Davinci Code.

{ Edit: HAH I WAS FUCKIN RIGHT} I know I'm reaching, and it's probably some type of Chinese, Mandarin, or Japanese expression.

But, in that one episode of Carmen Sandiego, y'know the one with Shadow-san's brother? When one of the fight scenes with Shadow-San began, and he just fuckin slid across the floor Spy Kids style,

Big bro exclaimed something like "Suhara!"

So now one of my headcanons for Shadow-san is that his real name is Suhara and that means one of his nicknames is probably Susu.

Like imagine:

Zach: So you're Shadow-san's brother? Wicked!

Ivy: That means you know his real name!

S-S's Brother: Of course, why wouldn't I?

Both of the knuckleheads: *Chanting*Tell us, Tell us, Tell us!

Shadow-san, in the background: *Mouthing* Don't, please don't.

S-S's Brother, looking him straight in the eyes: It's Suhara.

Shadow-san, in the distance: Why?!

*Zach and Ivy laughing their red-heads off*

S-S's Brother: Pay-back, Susu.

#carmen sandiego #carmen sandeigo 2019 #incorrect carmen sandiego quotes #Why has nobody thought of this?

[chrollohearttags]

this whole Drake situation is the equivalent to when the popular kid got exposed for sum and everybody starts to turn on him like ‘I always knew he was weird’ after enabling their shitty behavior for years lmao. Grown ass niggas acting like high school.

#cherry chats 🍒 #I ain’t really care too much abt none of em tbh #just thought it was funny #like how long has he been sucking the culture dry and being a diet kite syrupy misogynist #and nobody said shit? Including kenny boy #where was that ‘you stole my culture’ bullshit for him? #or was that reserved for cardi bc his lil fellow bestie couldn’t make a hit anymore #this is why I only listen to independent artists outside of the women #they all make my coochie itch lmao #so y’all knew he was propositioning new female artsis for sex and stealing from them #y’all knew he was texting 15 year olds and attending high school bball games #but nobody said shit until *check notes* he dared call himself the top dog and y’all felt threatened? #unserious ass genre and unserious ass race of ppl I can’t dhkshdj #woke up in a haterrific mood today #as you can tell #anyways Meg I love you #you started this and had a better diss than all of them

[beanghostprincess]

Sanji and Usopp during The Sabaody Incident™ won't leave my mind.

Usopp standing in front of Sanji protectively because he is wounded and he can't fight, so Usopp will do it for him ("I'll do what you can't do").

There is just something about Sanji's expression when he realizes he might actually lose Usopp. This is my interpretation, at least. He is literally frightened.

Usopp helping Sanji stand up to run away. This is crucial for something I want to point out later: Sanji needs help to stand up. (Also, Brook disappears trying to protect them both and saying he will do anything to save them even if it costs him his life. I am feeling sick).

Sanji being self-sacrificing and blaming himself for not being able to protect them/act sooner is not new. But he does manage to gain the strength to fight when Usopp is the only one left with him and the possibility of losing him is even more real now.

The thing that I love the most about this is not Sanji sacrificing himself for Usopp, because he does that. He is like that. But Usopp not running away or moving in the slightest because he refuses to leave Sanji on his own.

Something I'd like to point out too is that Sanji actually touches Kuma before Usopp disappears. He tries to fight and protect him and Kuma could've easily sent Sanji to Momoiro Island right away, and yet Sanji was just sent flying far from the scene and forced to see Usopp disappear in front of him.

And I am not saying that "not being able to protect both Brook and Usopp (especially Usopp) is needed for Sanji to realize he has to become stronger and find more reasons to go back with the crew" but not being able to protect both Brook and Usopp (especially Usopp) is needed for Sanji to realize he has to become stronger and find more reasons to go back with the crew.

Not to mention that we can't deny (right after Water 7/Enies Lobby) that Usopp is one of Sanji's strongest bonds within the crew. This specific scene focusing on them both is more than enough to prove it.

Sanji seeing Usopp disappear in front of his eyes without being able to do anything to save him.

Remember what I said about Sanji needing help to stand up seconds ago? Well. This is him the moment Usopp disappears. What adrenaline and the power of love do to a mf.

They are so "I can lose everything, but not you. Oh God, not you" shaped.

#sorry for bringing up sabaody i am sure nobody wants to think about it #but they mean the world to me and there is SO MUCH to unpack #we don't talk enough about this i think ????? #sanji spending two whole years having nightmares about not being able to save usopp. about seeing usopp disappearing in front of him #he still has them btw #sanji having to sleep with usopp post-ts because he is afraid of waking up and seeing he is gone #also i am having thoughts about brook protecting them and #and brook saying he will do anything to save them #because sanji has only heard that from zeff so......... so just thinking. i have thoughts. i told you brook is one of sanji's father figure #back to sanuso- thinking about how this whole scene despite having brook too is mainly focused on both sanji and usopp #thinking abt how the others disappear mostly focusing only on luffy's reactions but this emphasizes a lot sanji's attempts to save usopp #why would you give them a whole scene i am throwing up #sorry still thinking abt sanji apologizing to usopp for not being able to protect him or #or having nightmares he definitely has nightmares about it #and usopp just. staying with him and making him see that he is alright now. and letting him cry. #early post-ts kills me #still angry we don't have almost post-ts sanuso #i might start crying thinking abt them so it'll be better if just shut up and post this #one piece #black leg sanji #usopp #sanuso #sabaody

[royalarchivist]

Tazercraft and Richarlyson: [ Talking about the butterfly effect that led to Cellbit and Roier getting married ]

Richarlyson: The real cupid is pa Mike.

Pac: If Mike was unintentionally the reason why Richas died*, and that caused Roier and Cellbit to— Wait, you're saying I'm single because you died?! Oh what the hell. No, it's fine, that's fine, that's fine, it's fine, I stayed on the ground so that others could fly, it's fine.

Richarlyson: KKKKKKK Pa, you misunderstood me 0_0

#Pactw #Richarlyson #Mikethelink #Tazercraft #QSMP #Pac #Mike #To anyone who's going ''what the hell does that mean'' #I've been doing some VOD watching and I finally understand. #Pac unfortunately had / has a little crush on Cellbit #which is perhaps one of the worst realizations I've ever made #They smooched each other on the first (or second?) day the Brazilians arrived #(Cellbit called it a ''Friendship kiss'' and Pac said ''ah we haven't had one of those in a few years'') #and then later on Cellbit turned him down when he started getting interested in Roier #there was also a moment in Festa Junina where it seemed like Pac thought Cellbit was taking him to the church to propose??? #Idk man. I want to study q!Pac under a microscope #THE DUDE MAULED YOU IN PRISON. WHY DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM #good god nobody on this server is mentally well #I remember when I first saw that I was like ''? What does Pac mean by that?'' #sighs............. #* Anyways the death Mike was ''responsible'' for was the one that happened on the first day #That QSMP global later said didn't count #August 9 2023 #<- is the VOD date #Translated #Celltw #tangentially

[usedtobecooler]

some of you are way too comfortable threatening people on this app over some stupid shit. this place is genuinely scary and full of toxic weirdos lmao

#before you all start #this is about nothing and nobody in particular #i’ve just been seeing some real untoward shit going on over the last few weeks and it’s making me uncomfortable #there’s a reason why a lot of people are no longer in this fandom and it’s becoming very very fucking blatant to me #this is tumblr dot com #step outside and away from your phone screen nothing is that serious #candy has thoughts

[oceanwithouthermoon]

sometimes i think about how the people who hate on my takes on here would talk to each other and its always phrased like the twitter fandom drama i see but completely irrational and it makes me giggle

"calling kusuke abusive just because he shot his brother with a lethal weapon, plotted his murder, planned to use their grandparents to assist in hurting/killing him, and tried for years to expose his secret to the entire world against his will and through knowingly hurtful means in order to destroy everything he cared about is so stupid! what a stretch!"

"the saiki k fandom is so damn sensitive. i shoot my brother with massive guns all the time and its not abusive because he just blocks it!" HELPEKSJJSJSKSKKS

#sorry i have absolutely no beef with anyone this is just funny #its just an opinion and i have nothing against people with a different opinion than me #its just funny how they think IM irrational when this is legitimately their thought process #and they come directly onto MY page and cry about people having diff opinions #like girl u do NOT see me doing that shit thats so embarrassing stop #im not even a kusuke hater like thats my man #but even if i was- i dont get why that bothers people so much like y r u so scared of different opinions #i sometimes talk about teru or saiki haters i dont like but that isnt defined by 'literally anyone who doesnt like them' #idgaf if people hate my fav characters- i just hate the WAY certain people hate them that shows they didnt understand the show #YOUR definition of 'evil kusuke haters who must be purged from this fandom' is literally anyone who has an opinion on him- #-that isnt sunshine and rainbows and kusuke is the most morally right and sympathetic character and nobody else deserves him !1!1! ur crazy #oh this isn't targeted at any specific person btw im just being dramatic #i havent acknowledged this at all in months idk what compelled me to do so now #the single anon that barely even said anything just made me think back to this #nobody gets him like i do i swear i swear #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuke #meows post

[puppyeared]

i wanna post my skip to loafer art but i cant do it knowing ppl are gonna put it on tiktok and pinterest bc itd be like. bringing an invasive species ykwim

#my meds just kicked in so im feeling talkative but truly idk how to explain it #its like. with anything else id be more than happy to introduce it to ppl like monkie kid and mp100. witch hat maybe but its personal to me #but skip to loafer is special to me. and i feel bad for saying this bc other ppl do deserve to watch smth they will enjoy #hell the reason i got into it was bc my friend was kind enough to lend me her copy and i got hooked #its so ironic im saying this esp given how insecure i am abt depicting characters wrong. but i really dont want to look thru the tags #and see them on a 'can i copy your homework' tier list. or ppl getting mad abt why egashira mitsumi and shima cant just be a throuple #its just!! i wont stop you if thats how you like to engage with the show or how you interpret it bc ill just ignore it and leave u alone!! #and theres no objective wrong way of doing it!! and i know that interacting with the work is what forms a community after all!! #but keeping it tight knit is just easier for me bc nobody has to worry abt making each other laugh and we can enjoy it for what it is #fully aware im saying this as someone whos drawn monkie kid art with text post memes and owl house draw the squad templates #but at the same time i just. dont want to explain myself or give ppl reasons why shima and mitsumi are ace coded just bc it 'feels right' #fandom is a communal thing and it feels so hypocritical thinking this. too many conflictng thoughts that idk what to act on #yapping

[t3chborb]

On today's episode of "T3chborb shows up in DMs of fanfic writers with inappropriate ideas":

... Nah fr, this started as a solo art project, but then I thought the concept was too good to be left in only image form, so I poked @ya-zz about it, and... here we are LOL. Another artist/writer team up :P

... And goddamn did @ya-zz go all out with the fic. Over 5k words of Ramram goodness. Go read it and give her some love :P Here be the link ;)

As for my part, full pic is HERE, though I suggest you visit the fic first, so you don't get spoiled on the surprise~

#Borb's Scribbles #Unholy Abomination #Overwatch #Ramattra #can you tell i have a thing for sub ram and restrained arms lol #maybe i missed something but i'm shocked nobody in ram fandom thought of... uh.... the “item stealing” before #i've seen it a few times but never in a naughty context #which is INSANE #it's so obvious and hot???? #why has nobody before me thought of it #i guess i'm galaxy brained lmao #anyway enjoy the meal ya'll :P #shoutout to yazz for agreeing to work on my delusions lmao #maybe some of you have seen the full art already because when i found out the naughty art went public #i had to go to work #so lowkey rip on that :P

[francy-sketches]

the way asoiaf fans will throw a tantrum the second a character is drawn half a shade darker than paper white needs to be studied

#.txt #'but umm CANONICALLY 🤓' kill yourself <3 #canonically cersei's kids don't have emo fringes and yet nobody's yelled at me about it 🤨 curious #it's almost like you bitches only use the 'but canonically' excuese when a character has a drop of melanin #I remember when someone called an artist a nazi for. drawing a character slightly darker. mind you they were still white #bc of like. obscure race idelogy about brunettes??? why is THAT your first thought???

[jetskisonyourmoat]

The thing about paparazzi photos is that very few famous people are being stalked or having their privacy invaded with these kinds of photos. Alex and Louise are not famous enough for paparazzi to accidentally catch them, especially not at a hotel in Italy of all places. They’re not THAT recognisable. The agency that released the photos is called Backgrid and is literally an agency for celebrity news, so I’m like 80% sure one of them called up and paid for these photos to be taken. That’s why they look staged and that’s why there are moments when they both seem aware of the camera.

This is not the first time Alex has been papped, obviously the volume of photos has never been this large, but he’s been in the industry for close to 2 decades. Multiple sets of photos were taken of him and Louise at the start of their relationship in very random places so clearly contacts have been formed and this is not their first rodeo.

Alex has dated people like Alexa Chung who is an expert at utilising paparazzi to her advantage (this is not a dig at her, it’s just part of the job). Throughout their entire relationship they were photographed a lot, because that’s part of how you grow your status as someone in the public eye. Alex is not naive, he knows how this works. Obviously he doesn’t need be photographed to help his career his music speaks for itself, but his girlfriend’s do and he’s been happy to oblige.

Famous people and paparazzi’s often have a more symbiotic relationship than people realise, of course there are always going to be people who are vulnerable/taken advantage of by unethical paparazzi. But again a lot of the time these photos are accompanied by an article, like todays, which acts as promotion for whoever is featured.

If Alex doesn’t want to be seen, he can very easily disappear from public view, it has happened multiple times over the years and he is an expert at not drawing attention to himself. Obviously fan photos are different, but he has a lot of control over when people see him. The fact that he’s not very recognisable in London or LA really drives this point home. What I’m trying to say is that he most likely consented to the photos and at the very least knew that they were being taken.

#sorry for how long this is #I’ve genuinely been forming this theory about celebrity and paparazzi for a few years now #this felt like the right time to share my thoughts because it’s a touchy topic within fandoms #nobody wants to feel like they are violating someone’s privacy or being disrespectful to someone they admire #so obviously I understand why people may be upset or uncomfortable or disturbed by the photos #which is why I’m not reblogging them on my page #but keep in mind that Alex turner a self confessed control freak has a lot of control over when he is seen and when he isn’t #obviously if any disagrees or has more accurate information please let me know #I’m not an expert I just think about this stuff all the time #the curse of being a media and comms student #alex turner

[nikoforgot]

"An old friend of mine"

#bfdi #bfdia #bfdia 10 #bfdia spoilers #flower bfdia #puffball speaker box #why has nobody humanized puffball speaker box #im working on flower's human design but i thought her normal design fit the art better #also ik ik its weird but its bfdia so #myart

[madtomedgar]

Wen Ning being chained up in the Jin treasure room/murder basement when Wei Wuxian is resurrected is actually the part of the story that makes the least sense to me.

#untamed stuff #you would think jgy would have immediately #started investigating and freaking out when he escaped #but he doesnt #you would think everyone in jlt would have seen it happening #in broad daylight #but nobody seems to have noticed #why did jgy keep this major liability he has no relationship with around #after his dad died #i think he was either in yi coty or moling when he jailbreaks tbh #and either sms or xy were just like #huh.... weird. guess i better go corral him #and forgot to tell jgy that the ghost general was loose #actually it was def sms #because he was following wwx around and wn was there #maybe he thought he could fix it befor jgy found out #because he didnt want him to be disappointed in him

[scary-grace]

not me wishing I could write something that didn’t require 5k of buildup/explanation before the characters make eye contact for the first time

#obligatory ‘this is not me complaining about engagement’ disclaimer #it’s more that I feel like short things are just more accessible? #like a headcanon post or a little scene or something where it’s like ‘look! it’s [character]! and they’re doing a thing!’ #I just can’t write like that #because I need to know how and why the character is doing the thing and once I’ve thought of it I ‘have’ to write it #and nobody has patience for that #anyway #clown hours

[freensrcha]

Although I'm shy and never express my feelings, I'm not shy about my feelings for you.

I TOLD SUNSET ABOUT YOU | EPISODE 5

#i told sunset about you #itsay #khunpol pongpol #pp krit #billkin putthipong #tagnads #we're in last episode territory after forever #funniest thing here is how nobody noticed teh absolutely GOING THROUGH IT #111gif #mandatory itsay post monday #also rewatching this again has me thinking thoughts about exactly why oh was crying #i have thoughts but they refuse to become words #like was he crying because of the heartfelt confession orrrrr......????

[interoteme]

Who is the best sign in host and Why is it Donny ??????? Thanks

#i hate this crop i would feel bad if it was super long and we got SFW donny or something #Anyway. hi guys!! #jackbox #jackbox party pack #jackbox fanart #ydkj #you don't know jack #cookie masterson #ydkj fanart #donny ydkj #ydkj 2011 #He doesn't have last name . why do they never think of the names #nobody follows that tag anyway. still #Who else thought it was impressive that cookie is able to read straight up nonsense perfectly until he has to REALISE what hes reading #is straight up nonsense. That was so smooth right. which is also fucked up of him #potential idea of him straight up just Reading things in ydkj fs or fib4

[glacialswordsman]

decided to draw a ref for how i view my yaya since i have bunches of headcanons for him

i'll put it in the headcanon masterpost but i'll give him an individual post too

pls DO NOT rb bc i dont want it getting out further than my circle aslkdjaslfj thank yewww <3

#(ooc. ✧) #(my art. ✧) #if you SOMEHOW recognize my style/handwriting no you dont #it's why i used this blog's handle as a signature instead of my normal one so shh. #also he does wear his jacket/coat and fur collar but i didnt draw it this time so i can show off his physique more #also fuck fur... i dont want to make myself suffer thru that right now!!! #like cmon. he's a knight. he has beef!!! #and he wears corsets!! of course his waist is snatched tf up!!! #also he's darker than canon yaya bc he deserves to have more melanin #i tried to make sure i stayed true to the “painted-on pants” look for him too #and give him a GOOD CHEST!!! MUSCULAR AND SQUISHY!!! #he also has abs beneath his clothes but yknow #aint nobody know how strong he actually is #also i love the thought of him wearing higher heels... may not be practical #but whenever i watch the video of the lady sprinting in stilettos im like “kaeya would know how to do that” #anyway excuse my brainrot i just love him very much #oh my god i forgot to lighten his palms. FUCK!!! #ok fixed... added his burn scars and other scars and the lightness to his palms #also shoutout to my boyfie and bestie for going rabid over how i drew him #theyre the real ones who support me and my "muscular yet curvy men” agenda