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transgenderenkidu · 12 hours
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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
have fun and be yourself!
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transgenderenkidu · 12 hours
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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)
LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)
LOVE (nothing wrong with me)
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transgenderenkidu · 14 hours
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“you’re 21 you should be at the club” i should be sprinting downwind on all fours in the mist covered wetlands of Oregon but we all can’t have what we want now can we
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transgenderenkidu · 14 hours
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transgenderenkidu · 14 hours
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reasonable me: well we do have class in the morning, its important to be well rested
the me thats doing sound editing: have we tried substance abuse
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transgenderenkidu · 17 hours
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the show (going out to get groceries. making myself a nice dinner. showering and opening the windows. being kind to myself in everything i do) Must go on
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transgenderenkidu · 18 hours
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FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow
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transgenderenkidu · 18 hours
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Mentally floating face down in a river
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transgenderenkidu · 19 hours
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transgenderenkidu · 19 hours
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my prey animal skills are being wasted in a human life. im so good at staring blankly and getting really scared of noises and motions and sprinting towards safe locations
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transgenderenkidu · 19 hours
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transgenderenkidu · 19 hours
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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook
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transgenderenkidu · 21 hours
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hm not me suddenly caring about the star wars oc i made up when i was six years old when i don’t even care about star wars
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transgenderenkidu · 23 hours
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HE DID IT AGAIN. [STATE REDACTED] CHAINSAW MASSACRE
SOMEONE TOOK MY FUCKING SEAT IN STATS AND NOW I HAVE TO LOOK AT THE ROOM FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE. WHILE I HAVE A HEADACHE
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this too shall pass
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its so fuckin sexy of kevin mcleod to make all that music royalty free. king shit for real
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transgenderenkidu · 2 days
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get a load of this guy, he fails to conceptualize the omnipotence inherent in his idea of god and in doing so weakens his own cosmological argument! clown ass!
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