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gremlins

#talkin #cats #lucifur tag #abaddon tag #their favourite thing to do togther is stand on me when im sleeping and meow as loudly as they can ❤️

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OP: "The flickering lights are the call of the other world." (cr: Avid)

Chinese netizen:

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#polls #ive only ever met one person irl who has listened to these guys & im marrying him

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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#polls #it confuses me when people spell it wrong bc its 4 letters #like if someone writes alex instead of alec sure thats whatever #but ive had it spelled “alic” and “alyck” on my coffee before so idfk

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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Congratulations to Marcille DungeonMeshi for achieving Pathetic Little Man status on tumblr, a hard glass ceiling for many female characters to break. I look forward to calling you my sopping wet beast and poor little meow meow for fandom days to come. Keep trucking babygirl, you'll bag Falin one day

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i feel like high school/middle school sitcoms set the unrealistic expectation of being able to have lunch time outside

#yall werent allowed to eat outside??? #8-12 we could eat outside or go to one of the stores nearby/home for lunch #im in british columbia #to be fair tho my school didnt have a cafeteria or anything.. just a couple fold out tables in the foyer #so there was literally no room for everyone to sit nd it wasnt a super small school either

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walked down to the tattoo shop near my house to book an appointment with my artist to finish my sleeve and he's out of town today :((

#talkin #its really not a big deal im just bummed bc i spent all morning psyching myself up for a specific interaction #but i didnt have a script prepared for him not being there so i got real awkward and started to panic sweat... #oh well he should be back in the next day or so and i can talk to him then not like my arms goin anywhere

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The dog went in to be neutered and the vet took a picture of the dog and sent it to his owner as soon as he woke up.

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no swimming sign at 虎跳峡hutiaoxia by 如果我叫桥子

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hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

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If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]