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I now disagree with that post that went something like "to make high schoolers laugh post pandemic you have to kill someone" because when I was clocking out of work today I overheard my coworkers, two high school boys, joking around. One said "hey bro...literally me when im making pizza..." He was in fact making a pizza, that's our job. They both laughed like beavis and butthead and repeated it a few times.

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i don’t believe that man has a spiderperson degree

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important PSA about when your car is smoking

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

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Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

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God's blorbo

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>looking for a salmon run shift

>ask mr grizz if the rotation is good or bad

>he doesnt understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is good and what is bad

>he laughs and says "it's a good rotation kid"

>start a shift

>is loaned dynamo roller

>its bad

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recently got myself a switch and a copy of splatoon 3 !!! it’s really exciting to finally play this game after kind of admiring it from afar for a few years.

here are my thoughts on it so far:

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Return of the king

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Hero Mode Weapons: Here's the Platinum Motherfucker Supreme 4000 rpm Shooter that lets you wipe out an entire army by yourself.

Online Battle Weapons: Here's a reasonable weapon :) With a subweapon that compliments it nicely :) It's not perfect but in the right hands it's great! :)

Salmon Run Weapons: Here's the Goobschnoozler Piece o' Shit-o-matic. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

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Hey so it's come to my attention that the Creators of Disco Elysium want you to share the game and not give the company who took over and fired them (illegally)?) any profits off of their ideas and work, and I originally joined tumblr 2 weeks ago when that post was going around about the Steam sale and how you should [Skull and Crossbones flag] it instead.

So.

in light of that.

Check the replies/notes of this post :)

I was informed that posts containing links in them aren't findable in the search so i'll just.... drop a link in a seperate reboot :)

first things first though, copy this key:

q4-EJ9G2DV7MYYI-Vs0KdQ

#FREE DISCO ELYSUIM???? #i dont even know what that is but sign me up!!!!

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Is and continues to be my favorite dance video. Dude’s so unexpectedly fluid.

> High score! What happened? Did i break it?

> You don’t see too many YouTube videos from 2005..

Weird to think that was almost a 10 years ago.

#absolutely bro #get it dude #i cant even see the video #i just know in my heart its a banger

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Cat cafe au I came up w my friend

#obsessed with this #how are you so good at art #i love the expressions and the vibes and the thought process and the interaction and akshsjagzb #chefs kiss

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loving the scuttle. the little

🦀=3=3=3

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thinkin about money and sharks

#spiritually i am señor cangrejo #mentally i am at ikea #physicaly i was bleeding a few minutes ago

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ok we're settling this discourse right now

put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:

- pineapple on pizza - mint ice cream / mint chocolate - ketchup in mac n’ cheese - fries dipped in ice cream

#aries #yes yes yes yes

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Insane dryer noise remix

Awards: 🏅☮️💎☮️🏅🏵️🌟💎☮️🏵️🏅🏅🏵️❤️🏵️🏅💎🏅☮️🏵️

Posted on: Nov 21, 2021 10:55 pm EST

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#what the fuck