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Why not?

#STRAIGHT UP PERFECT BLOOD MATCHES OP #oh ohh does that make all the goth kids purple bc Cult #i like to think that one of them would be of a diff blood color and a covert #but probably lies abt their blood color #the others know and help them #it’d probably be henrietta considering she’s canonly prone to being a follower + is more easily influenced than she’d like to admit

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‪i’m just on here so i can talk sp somewhere Safe but like kenny and clyde definitely become best friends sometime in high school, before kenny is out as a girl because high school Sucks and coming out sucks and essentially changes everything in a way that potentially further Sucks so she just. keeps it to herself for the first few years. but anyway tldr clyde develops a Major Crush and has what he believes to be a gay crisis and “oh my god being gay IS contagious i shouldn’t have hung out with craig my entire childhood” and eventually confesses to kenny while super drunk one day and goes off on this tangent that starts off with how he swears he isn’t “like that” and kenny’s the only guy he’d ever make out with but escalates into some stage of weird acceptance and that if craig could make it work he could too and does a 180 within the same 30 minutes of nonstop rambling and concludes with the fact that he loves himself more for being being gay and coming to terms with it and how he feels like his life is finally really beginning now while kenny’s female ass is just sitting there on the other end of the phone like ‬

#googles How to Tell Someone That They’re Straight

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broke: mike refused to hand over karen even at risk of his birthday being ruined because he’s a sore loser

woke: mike refused to hand over karen even at risk of his birthday being ruined because he was also protective of her and everyone wants to be karen’s big sibling

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#EACH TIME I SEE THSI IN MY LIKES I LOSE MY FUCKING MIND

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I actually thought the ship “Candy” was Cartman and Randy for a while. I was so scared.

#JUEHDJANDMSNFJSUDMD

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So in your homestuck au, what was Craig and Tweek's first interaction like? Out of curiosity

Basically like in canon: Tweek is actually a very good troll ( unlike, say, Butters, who sucks about as much as Tavros did at this) and he infuriates Craig so.much. Also Cartman and Stan are trying to outdo each other in trying to make them hate each other. When they meet in person, they’ll probably exclaim “ITS YOU!!” and then proceed to punch the other in the face. But they’ll make up pretty soon afterwards ;)

#NICE

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Some pretty silly hs/sp stuff I had to get out of my system xD Craig’s Land of Fur and Night is inspired by @pacmangh0st!! Tweek’s probably asking about the name of some star (And knowing Craig he named them all stripe)

#OHHHHHHHH MY GOD #GOOD SHIT AS USUAL OP #BIG FAVE

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#ABSOLUTE FUCKING FAVE

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Just Mysterion and Henrietta

#oh big fucking fave #💓

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The Casa Bonita DLC was great!! I felt bad ruining Mike’s birthday party though, it looked sweet. 👿🍷

#AAAAAAA #THIS IS CUTE ASF

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LOL the best part of the selfie/Coonstagram thing is some of the comments they leave.

Aw, looks like I won’t be invited to anymore parties (I was trying to go for a skeleton look originally; but couldn’t use the makeup with the eyelashes that I used so I changed the look again).Fair enough I suppose :c

LOL did Pete just confirm that they (or at least Henrietta) shop at Hot Topic? But I thought they hated Hot Topic and burnt it down. xD

#shfhshJSHFJEDJE #FAVE #(and they do he’s just being an asshole)

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pete makes fun of henrietta for dating someone who used to wear her underwear outside of her pants and essentially LARP as batman to which henrietta makes fun of pete for dating someone who Still hasn’t 100% outgrown his vampire phase even when he’s a freshmen in college. michael makes fun of them both for having shit taste. they both make fun of him for being the stereotypical Lonely Gay who’s never had a boyfriend Once even when firkle is x years younger and dating ike. but it’s ok because he eventually dates damien himself and everyone is lowkey jealous until they remember who they’re all dating and that they wouldn’t trade them for the world

#theyre all gay and the weddings are all the highest key of Wild

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TFBW - DLC: More beautiful dialogue between Mysterion and Henrietta. They seem pretty impressed with each other. 

#no offense but i’d die for this ship now

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Henrietta’s ultimate attack.. Hail Satan! 

#im dying

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I feels sorry for Mike.

#HIS LITTLE FROWN

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TFBW- A bit of dialogue between Henrietta and Mysterion.

#ME BUT LOUDER: KENRIETTA