obsessed with john waters parents, they were funnier than him!
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(dungeon meshi narrator voice) fullmetal alchemist
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hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest
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im so crazy beautiful i think poachers are gonna come kill me
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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade
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Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising
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op turned off blogs on one of my favorite posts so here it is again
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"divine feminine" "divine masculine"
wrong. Divine.
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they should invent new genitals to get during bottom surgery. cock and pussy are so overdone. i want a mass of writhing tendrils or something
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none of those words are in the epic of gilgamesh
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you have to make it homoerotic and weird
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in another life, I would have loved nothing more than to kill people with hammers with you
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an angel that’s an animal
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