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Happy Easter from our die-hard fan of bunnies, Rukia! 🐰🥚🎉

#happy easter #rukia kuchiki #sorry I have been away again :(

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#happy birthday ryuken! #ryuken ishida #anime birthdays

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[In the Ishida's household, waaay before Masaki & Isshin met...] Ryuken: I don't like birthdays. Therefore, I will just ignore it this year. Masaki, appearing from behind the wall with a cake & sounding a little upset: Oh... Ryuken, turning around: What? Masaki: I baked a birthday cake. Ryuken: *soft gasp* You baked... for me? Masaki: *awkward laugh* Yeah, but no worries I can just- Ryuken, snatching away the birthday cake: NOPE, give it back! It's MY birthday!

#happy birthday ryuken! #ryuken ishida #masaki kurosaki

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Ryuken, to Katagiri: I'm not doing too well today. I have this headache that comes and goes.

Katagiri: Let me get an aspirin.

Isshin: *walks into the room*

Ryuken: Ah, look, there it is again.

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Grimmjow: I'm basically fcked, Ulquiorra! I screwed up big time!

Ulquiorra, sipping tea: Grimmjow, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

#💀 #espada #las noches au #grimmjow jaegerjaquez #ulquiorra cifer #s: tumblr

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Shinji: EXCUSE ME!? Our team is both professional and mature. For starters, we have– Mashiro: Heeeey is lunch ready yet? Shinji: Yeah Kensei has prepared lunch downstairs. And oh, I also bought Ribena drinks for everybo– Hiyori and Love, from downstairs: FUCK YEAH, DINO NUGGETS! Ichigo: Kensei, yelling from downstairs: OI YOU GUYS! Be careful!! Those are still hot! Shinji, shouting to them: REMEMBER TO DRINK THE RIBENA!

#visored #this happened during Ichigo's meeting with them #shinji hirako #ichigo kurosaki #kensei muguruma #s: tumblr

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[Weeks after Gin defected Soul Society with Aizen & Tosen] Nanao: Ok I think that's enough. You gotta stop complaining about Ichimaru-taicho. Rangiku: But Nanao! You said to get it out of my system. Nanao: ...I didn't exactly realize how much you had in your system.

#rangiku matsumoto #nanao ise

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Yoruichi: I have this urge to do something stupid. Kisuke: I'm stupid, do me. Ururu: Tessai: Jinta: Renji: Kisuke: Oopsie. Did I say that out loud?

#urahara shop au #kisuyoru #kisuke urahara #yoruichi shihoin

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(in the Sternritters group chat) Jugram: The reading comprehension of some of you here is piss poor. Bazz B: How dare you say that we piss on the poor?!

#s: tumblr #sternritters #jugram haschwalth #bazz b #bazzard black

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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Zaraki: Shit.

Yachiru, thinking & counting with her fingers: Eh...? Three people?

Cop: Yeah?

Yumichika, looks behind him: OH MY GOD!! IKKAKU FELL OFF THE BIKE, TAICHO!!!

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[*flashback* During a training exercise at the Shin'ō Academy...] Momo: Okay, we need a distraction! Kira: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Renji, whispering: Looks like my time has come...

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Kisuke: What is your biggest weakness?

Mayuri: I can be uncooperative.

Kisuke:

Kisuke: Hmm, okay. Can you give me an example?

Mayuri, without hesitation: No.

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Urahara: I trust Kurotsuchi. Soi Fon: So you're certain that he knows what he's doing? Urahara: Well, I wouldn't go that far, actually. *Meanwhile...* Mayuri: *carrying several dead arrancar masks back to the 12th Division lab while loudly humming Treachery theme*

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[In an AU where Toshiro & Rangiku live together under one roof, and he acts as Rangiku’s overprotective dad] *an annoyed papa Toshiro is still looking at Gin, through the peephole* Gin: Aww don't be like that, Hitsugaya-san. I really would like to bring Rangiku out for the promised dinner date. Gin, pointing to his watch: See, I'm even 10 minutes earlier than planned~ Toshiro, shouting through the peephole: NO! She is not going anywhere! Rangiku, rebelling angrily: WHAT- What do you mean I'm NOT going?! Toshiro: Because I said so! Rangiku, shouting: I'M NOT LISTENING TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A STEP STOOL JUST TO SEE WHO'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR! Gin: *awkward laughter* Toshiro, shouting back: I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO OUT WITH THAT SMOOTH-TONGUED SNAKE! END OF DISCUSSION.

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[In an AU where Toshiro & Rangiku live together under one roof, and he acts as Rangiku's overprotective dad] Rangiku: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're surely not going to like it.. Toshiro, offering Rangiku some bubblegum: Here, have some. Rangiku: Thanks. *takes one bubblegum* Rangiku, speaking softly and slowly: It’s Gin. Toshiro: *takes the bubblegum from Rangiku* Sorry, you can't have that.

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[When Toshiro, Rangiku, Ikkaku, Yumichika and Renji came to Karakura Town…] Toshiro: Team A will consist of Yumichika, Renji, Rangiku, and Ikkaku. Toshiro: Team B will consist of myself. Toshiro: Let's move.

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Hachigen: And what about your vice-captain, Soi Fon-taicho? Will he be alright? Soi Fon: Don't worry about him. Soi Fon: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up and continue eating his hotdog buns like nothing ever happened.

#s: unknown #soi fon #hachigen ushoda