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coming up with joke genderswap names for targaryens is easy a) bc most targ names have a canon male/female version e.g. viserys/viserra aemon/aemma etc. and b) even if they don’t and sound extremely stupid and made up thats fine targaryen names usually do. thats prince rhaenar and his aunt daemys. sure

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We should uplift manatees. They seem chill.

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拜占庭风格的西蕊洋星❤️

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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

#i swear this was earlier??? 2017 seems too late???

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i was researching cat eye colors and was jumpscared by pangur like what is the tumblr creature doing outside of tumblr

on messybeast?

Pangur's eyes are actually pretty neat, because she comes from a line of white and pointed cats that have been selectively bred to have the bluest possible eyes!

blue in eyes is caused by structural colouration, rather than pigment (aka the physical structure of the iris reflects blue)

the intensity of colour varies quite a lot. on one end of the spectrum, there are icy eyes that appear almost white

and on the other end, there are cats like Pangur's mother, Lily. her blue was so intense that it looked unreal, even in person.

with albinism, you have an inability to produce pigment, but the structural colour remains.

in cats with weak structural colour, this results in pale pinkish eyes, like those of Stoli here

and in cats like Pangur, who have been selectively bred for the bluest blue? you get violet

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The Triassic Cuddle

“The Thrinaxodon was in a torpor and wouldn’t have woken up before it drowned in the rain. The Broomistega was badly injured and dying. Neither of them ever actually knew each other but their last moments are curled up together and immortalized in stone.” -xxx @picckl

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#for anyone curious an honest to god hapsburg was the 2nd commentor in the original thread #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #jaehaerys targaryen

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Sometimes a cover song from the oddest source will just sound SO good and you have to be willing to acknowledge it. Like the Trolls 3 cover of sweet dreams by eurythmics. I don't know why it sounds that good but it does

#see also: the glee cover of 4 minutes by madonna

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You think I'd let him destroy me and end up happier than ever? No fucking way. He doesn't get to win. My cute, charming, salt-of-the-earth Missouri guy. He needed to learn. Grown-ups work for things. Grown-ups pay. Grown-ups suffer consequences.

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me working on my graphic novel

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something about Tywin Lannister where I just know he’s English

#its the baldness and the stoicism

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tribunepilled vetomaxxer

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the wizard and his brother

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lana del rey was actually invented in 88 bce when lucius licinius lucullus hallucinated every lyric in order while he marched on rome with sulla. admittedly the lines about his pussy tasting like pepsi cola were somewhat lost on him due to it not being invented yet but he understood the idea perfectly

#a true food lover like him knew what pepsi cola would taste like #he was never in the dark abt that

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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things