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why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.

#op and I would like to be the pea #from ‘the Princess and the pea’ fame #I just think that would solve my issues #bed stuff

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#fully zero #mostly x day to day #but when im with my parents i do tend to drink #not in a bad way but in a they have nice alcohol way

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People should use this text embellishment more

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

#egyptian hieroglyphs #linguistics #unicode

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#I have the biggest love hate relationship with scoops #love to play it for fun #hate to play it the second I have to talk to tazzo #also I have his counting points at the end of each hand indelibly etched into my sense memories #nancy drew

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#nancy drew

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I think a very important unwritten piece of locked tomb canon is that corona and ianthe are absolutely both writing home regularly to mummy throughout the entire series - not with any helpful plot points or anything, they just want pocket money. Their mother, hatefully running a planet that she also hates, has the knack of silently wiring pocket money in an incredibly nasty and hurtful way - despite not accompanying it with a note or anything - just a sort of careful psychic warfare involving timing, amounts of money, the transfer service, etc.

(Although at at one point she asks if one of them has Babs, or if he’s dead or what. Corona ghosts her and ianthe texts back “who”)

Anyway, breaking off your meeting with god or the rebels or whatever because mummy has just sent you $465.73 in THEE bitchiest possible way

#tlt #cackling at this

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#werewolf boyfriend

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#when i worked thurs to monday it was both thursday and monday #but now that i am a m-f girlie #its monday #why the fuck would you claim a week starts on sunday #its the week END

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double minor 👍🏽

#hockey

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happy passover!

and for tomorrow!

#chag sameach #pesach #jumblr

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#a what the fuck #b what the fuck #c what the fuck #we're gonna be ignoring any more breakup reqs #YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN IGNORING THEM TO BEGIN WITH #why would you do this #and then have the GALL to try and be like #we can still be friends #what the actual fuck #old woman yells at cloud

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#reference #xmas #i want to send these cards everywhere

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what r ur guyses obscutify ratings im curious

#97 percent #im just a eurovision obsessed loser

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(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

#sensible chuckle dot gif

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Roaring Colors: Niv Bavarsky’s Vibrant Depiction of a Tiger

#art #tigers

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chag pesach sameach!!

chag sameach!

(yes i know the image is from hanukkah but every time i see chag sameach my brain goes here)

#pesach #jane answers

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#god i wish that were me