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No one asks if I’m okay and I’m both grateful and disappointed.
me (via imtiredofactingokay)
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“Is someone trying to steal your mochi my dearest friend?”
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“Mine mine mine!!!”
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I will! i will breed them both for you right now!
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If someone wanted to trade me….
A noibat and a snivy egg
That would be super cool xD
Because then I could hatch them and name them myself.
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Send a ♚ if you like my writing. Bonus points for why!
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REBLOG BEFORE MIDNIGHT AND GET A DOODLE BASED ON YOUR BLOG
LIKE THIS: (based off bpolterghost’s tumblr)
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HAVE YOUR SUBMISSION BOX OPEN.
OFFER EXPIRES AUG 20 AT 12:00 AM
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Domestic Starters 2.0
"Do I smell breakfast or is that the house burning down?"
"Honey, you look tired. Go sleep."
"So I was driving past a pet store the other day and couldn't help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home."
"I want to move in with you."
"I think we should go house hunting. Buy a big family home on the beach or something."
"What do you think about children?"
"Our son/daughter got sent to the principals office today."
"Babe, can you explain to me what this is doing here?"
"You look like you could use a massage."
"I want to take a shower so you should probably join me. It'll save water."
"I may have broken the dish washer."
"There's a spider in the shower!"
"I think I might be pregnant."
"I want to try for a baby."
"I want to adopt a child."
"You would make the perfect father/mother."
"Think about it. The little patter of children in our home."
"I want to marry you."
"What do you think about this color wall for our room?"
"Why is the bathroom overfilling with water?"
"Did you eat all my oreos?"
"We live together. You can't blame this on anyone else."
"I've got a romantic surprise for you."
"Let's just stay in bed."
"Get back into bed."
"Can you call in sick today?"
"I just want to lie here all day with you."
"Oh, there's no need to put a shirt on."
"I'm sick of doing all the chores!"
"We can't afford this!"
"Don't mind me, just want to remember how beautiful you look in bed this morning."
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sorry i haven’t been on guys. i am here now though and i missed you all!
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Mun’s mood is terrible right now cause something very bad happened... cheer her up please?
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PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU ARE 18+
I’ve almost smutted with younger by accident…
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Reblog if you're NOT Tumblr famous and you appreciate your followers
Yes I do
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can’t sleep cause damn dog going off every 5 min.... want to go out there and fucking punt her...
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Send me a "☤" For my muses reaction to waking up with your muses head between their legs.
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This kinda reminds me of the death of a dream series. It was a bunch of Gmod horror maps that Markiplier and yamimash did together. creepy....
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This abandoned tuberculosis hospital right down the street from my house has some of the most interesting and beautiful graffiti I’ve seen, I’m sad for not getting more pictures. It closed in the early ’80s, and some of the lockers still had patients’ rusted hangers in them. Supposedly one of the most haunted places in Massachusetts, although I didn’t experience anything (which was super disappointing). There’s three huge buildings and every time you turned around there was a new stairwell. I could’ve stayed for hours.
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👌🎫🚘
👌 - Best friend?
I have many! You all are my bestest babbus!
🎫 - Do you have a license?
no but I know how to drive a moped and golf cart
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👋 Send Me Emojis 👀👌m
☝ - How tall are you? ✔ - Sexual Orientation 🚬 - Do you Smoke? 🍷 - Do you Drink? ♒ - Do you Take Drugs? 😳 - Age you get mistaken for? 💉 - Have Tattoos? ✏️ - Want any tattoos? ✂️ - Got any Piercings? ✌ - Want any piercings? 👌 - Best friend? ♥ - Do you like anyone? 🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands? 🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs? 😒 - Biggest pet peeve? 📝 - Story from your childhood. 💬 - I wish… ‼️ - Something you’ll change? 💦 - What makes you horny? 🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for? 🔥 - Something spicy you like? 👃 You hate the smell of …. 👊 - Something you hate? 🚶 - Are you single? 💬 - Can we text? 💌 - Fan mail me? 💍 - Marry me? 💘 - Be my tumblr crush? 💭 - Favorite foods? ☀ - Story about your day. 💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes? 🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies? 📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows? ✏ - Random fact about yourself. ✈️ - Where are you from? 🚀 - Where do you wanna visit? 😍 - Do you have a crush? 😷 - Something you hate eating? 🙈 - What makes you shy? 💃 - Can you dance? 💏 - Do you love anyone? 👟 - Favorite shoe(s) to wear? 🌴 - A island you would visit? 🌎 - A country you would visit? 🌀 - Favorite type of weather? 🔮 - Do you believe in luck? 📱 - What kinda phone do you have? 📅 - Favorite time of the year? 📚 - Career goal you want? 🍴 - Favorite food(s) to eat? 🍭 - Favorite Candy? 🍇 - Favorite fruits? 🚘 - Dream car(s)? 🚔 - Have you ever been arrested? 🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before? 🎫 - Do you have a license? 🚼 - Do you have or want kids? 🔞 - Are you under 18? 🐶 - Do you own a pet? 😔 - Something that makes you sad? 😡 - What pisses you off? 😏 - What turns you on? 😈 - Are you a freak? 💪 - Do you work out?
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She had four kittens! all gingers! The ma name is Lilith :)
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kitty having kittens right in my room :) so far only a ginger kitten.
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