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me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with
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when the essay prompt lets me get a little autistic with it
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snoopy of the day
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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
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i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals
when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me
i see it with my eyedbarls
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Gilded silver and rock crystal vessel, crafted in Nuremberg, Germany, circa 1580
from The Metropolitan Museum of Art
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Rhyton in the shape of a dog's head, Greece, circa 480 BC
from The State Hermitage Museum, St. Petersburg
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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this
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greyhound
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Roswell T. Weidner - Upstream (1981)
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imagine thinking you’re camp when you’re gimcrack
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