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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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The charm to polin is that at their core they are both losers. They make corny ass plant puns that never land with whatever crowd they’re with. Penelope’s idea of flirting is to act like you're seconds away from fainting from heat stroke. She runs a successful gossip column and yet she's extremely shy outside of that. Colin can't help making dick jokes in the presence of his own mother. He's set on ruining the love of his life and he follows through with about as much backbone as a snapable glow stick ( I mean, he succeeds!!! but not in the way everyone knows he meant). Their idea of being bad together is to drop an eclair into a potted plant as if they're five again. Neither of them can register a damn social queue. The two of them break every rule of propriety there could possibly be between them unintentionally. They both somehow think that dating lessons with each other are going to be no strings attached. Polin at its essence is boy and girl cringefail being so disgustingly in love it makes everyone else around them sick. You need to understand, love, and accept this to be on board with them.

#polin #bridgerton

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does anyone get any cressida/eloise vibes from the latest bridgerton season 3 advertising?? my brain is constantly plagued with sapphic cressida cowper thoughts and they are not leaving. like I would even kill for a one sided crush that cressida has on eloise. I'm STARVED for some lesbians in bridgerton shondaland pls respond

#bridgerton #bridgerton season 3 #cressida cowper #eloise bridgerton #creloise

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girl realising they’re a lesbian call that 💡yurika  

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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

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psychoanalyzing the gender/identity dichotomy between ice skating and ice hockey and coming to the more objectively correct conclusion that ice hockey is rooted in motherly feminine behavior of protecting the nest and that ice skating is about masculine peacocking of one's own physical prowess in seeking a mate

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King Laios

#dungeon meshi

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inspired by a discord convo

#dungeon meshi

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i like him. the funny

#fallout

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rabbits know and resent their place on the food chain

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springtime’51

based on norman rockwell’s “springtime” 1933

#disco elysium

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#absolutely she would #the terror #james fitzjames

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outcast of the village

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#dungeon meshi

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He should have been having an anxiety attack behind the club

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“When they were little girls, they decided that they would be best friends forever. A whale never forgets a promise.” -Anneliese Juergensen