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Franz Ferdinand made some gay ass music and that's why they assassinated him

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🥳🔪🕺🔥💃✨️🤗🎉🤩🎊❤️‍🔥🤪🗡😈🎉🤺

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franz ferdinand recording and releasing the song Michael while still professing to all be straight is one of music's biggest moves

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What is the best book to ever exist?

Is a question being asked to you!

The rules are simple:

As long as it's a book, it's allowed!

No fanfics are allowed, only original works

Books from any culture are allowed

Picture books or comics/manga/etc are allowed

The book doesn't have to be printed, it can be online

It doesn't have to be finished, only as long as there is something there to read (one or more chapters)

Don't submit whole series, only individual works per submission

Only one book per submission, but there is no limit to how many books one person is allowed to submit

Submit books below!

Tagging: @tournament-announcer @sapphic-book-tournament @bookclub

#perhapsss something you all would like #but. submit the master and margarita <3

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#anastasia is good but please vote tomorrow belongs to me!

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wooooowwwww thank you !!!! reaaaaaal copper !

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Okkkkkk thank yuo cani have 3 copper sticks please

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Hey anyone know if this copper is from a trustworthy source?

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Bram Stoker, Mary Shelley and Robert Louis Stevenson reading like that Edgar Allan Poe meme

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The Master:

He's Kenough

Tzeitel:

I love her wry sense of humour.

#PLEASE!!!!!!!! #love them both like i said #but vote master!

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Gregor samsa

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You die two deaths - your physical death and your true death when your name is spoken for the last time. You, a mild-mannered introvert, have been stuck in limbo for centuries waiting for your true death, and finally found out why.

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#yes european #reblogging this here because i want to see this after more votes and i have more followers here

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I love both but please vote willkommen I'm begging you

Musical Theatre Song Contest: Round Three C

Submitter’s propaganda under the cut

I’m Breaking Down

Local housewife makes banana carrot surprise and goes insane over her ex-husband being gay. What more do u want. This song is amazing, Trina sweep, goodnight

so freaking relatable

Wilkommen

Opening song of all time

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An age long debate

#teen includes 19 #i know thats obvious but just to clarify #anyway the right answer is obviously teen or 20s #hamlet #shakespeare

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PLEASE LISTEN TO THESE!

The FIRST thing we are told in the whole show is that Andrey Isn't Here. It's the FIRST THING WE LEARN. And then at the very very end he finally returns

"There's a war going on out there somewhere" has now changed to "there's a war going on", because as well as the Literal War that Andrey is fighting in, there is now a war between the characters back at home, caused by his absence, he couldn't have done anything to change it. Also "and he smiled like his father, coldly, maliciously" OUGH

Haunting the Narrative Round 2 Side A

Haunting the narrative means that the character’s absence heavily impacts the plot. They’re not present or active in the story when their influence is most strongly felt, whether they’re alive or dead!

#Youtube

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PLEASE VOTE ANDREY! the entire plot of great comet unfolds because of his absence! Andrey isn't there, so Natasha falls in love with Anatole. Andrey isn't there, so Marya suffers more and more every day living under her father's rule. Andrey isn't there, so Pierre feels a looming NEED to be SOMETHING, and dedicates his life to killing Napoleon. Andrey isn't there, so Natasha and Anatole attempt to elope and it destroys Natasha, and her relationship with Andrey. Andrey finally returns to find everything he knows changed. PLEASE VOTE FOR ANDREY!!!!!!

Haunting the Narrative Round 2 Side A

Haunting the narrative means that the character’s absence heavily impacts the plot. They’re not present or active in the story when their influence is most strongly felt, whether they’re alive or dead!

#HES LOSING SO BADLY HE NEEDS TO WIN