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One day left to submit nominations!
(if the ship you would like to nominate has already been nominated, you are welcome to still submit it to give additional propaganda)
Welcome to the Ultimate Shixiongfucker / Shijiefucker Tournament
Whether the character is hot for their shixiong, shijie, qianbei, xuezhang, xuejie, senpai, sunbae, or another related title, this is the tournament to discover the Ultimate Shixiongfucker (or Shijiefucker).
If there are enough nominations, the tournament will be split into a Canonicals tournament and a Noncanonicals tournament.
Nomination Requirements
On the nomination form, you must include the character's name, their shixiong / shijie's name, the media they're from, whether the relationship is canonical or not, and propaganda for the nomination. There is also an option to include a link to a picture of the nominated character - please do not link fanart unless you can also provide contact details for the fanartist so I can ask their permission.
The shixiong / shijie character must be known in canon as a shixiong, shijie, qianbei, xuexiong, xuejie, senpai, sunbae, senior, or another equivalent role / title.
The shixiongfucker character must canonically be the shidi / shimei / xuedi / xuemei / houbei / kohai / hoobae / junior / etc. of the shixiong / shijie character.
For Canonical nominations, the shixiongfucker character must be in or desire to be in a romantic and / or sexual relationship with the shixiong / shijie character in canon.
For Noncanonical nominations, please do not submit crackships. There must be some kind of subtext or vibes to suggest the relationship or desire for a relationship.
You can nominate as many characters as you like, but each nomination must be a separate submission.
Nominations will only be accepted via the nomination form (link in the first reblog of this post).
Timing
Nominations are open until midnight on April 21, 2024.
Round 1 will begin in early May, after I've sorted through the nominations and generated brackets.
Each round will go for 1 week.
The total number of rounds will depend on the number of nominations.
General
I will aim to answer asks within 24 hours, but I may not always be able to do so. Please be understanding.
No character-bashing allowed. Keep discussions civil.
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Welcome to the Ultimate Shixiongfucker / Shijiefucker Tournament
Whether the character is hot for their shixiong, shijie, qianbei, xuezhang, xuejie, senpai, sunbae, or another related title, this is the tournament to discover the Ultimate Shixiongfucker (or Shijiefucker).
If there are enough nominations, the tournament will be split into a Canonicals tournament and a Noncanonicals tournament.
Nomination Requirements
On the nomination form, you must include the character's name, their shixiong / shijie's name, the media they're from, whether the relationship is canonical or not, and propaganda for the nomination. There is also an option to include a link to a picture of the nominated character - please do not link fanart unless you can also provide contact details for the fanartist so I can ask their permission.
The shixiong / shijie character must be known in canon as a shixiong, shijie, qianbei, xuexiong, xuejie, senpai, sunbae, senior, or another equivalent role / title.
The shixiongfucker character must canonically be the shidi / shimei / xuedi / xuemei / houbei / kohai / hoobae / junior / etc. of the shixiong / shijie character.
For Canonical nominations, the shixiongfucker character must be in or desire to be in a romantic and / or sexual relationship with the shixiong / shijie character in canon.
For Noncanonical nominations, please do not submit crackships. There must be some kind of subtext or vibes to suggest the relationship or desire for a relationship.
You can nominate as many characters as you like, but each nomination must be a separate submission.
Nominations will only be accepted via the nomination form (link in the first reblog of this post).
Timing
Nominations are open until midnight on April 21, 2024.
Round 1 will begin in early May, after I've sorted through the nominations and generated brackets.
Each round will go for 1 week.
The total number of rounds will depend on the number of nominations.
General
I will aim to answer asks within 24 hours, but I may not always be able to do so. Please be understanding.
No character-bashing allowed. Keep discussions civil.
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We're now at 22 nominees! Can we get another 10 in the next 10 days?
Welcome to the Ultimate Shixiongfucker / Shijiefucker Tournament
Whether the character is hot for their shixiong, shijie, qianbei, xuezhang, xuejie, senpai, sunbae, or another related title, this is the tournament to discover the Ultimate Shixiongfucker (or Shijiefucker).
If there are enough nominations, the tournament will be split into a Canonicals tournament and a Noncanonicals tournament.
Nomination Requirements
On the nomination form, you must include the character's name, their shixiong / shijie's name, the media they're from, whether the relationship is canonical or not, and propaganda for the nomination. There is also an option to include a link to a picture of the nominated character - please do not link fanart unless you can also provide contact details for the fanartist so I can ask their permission.
The shixiong / shijie character must be known in canon as a shixiong, shijie, qianbei, xuexiong, xuejie, senpai, sunbae, senior, or another equivalent role / title.
The shixiongfucker character must canonically be the shidi / shimei / xuedi / xuemei / houbei / kohai / hoobae / junior / etc. of the shixiong / shijie character.
For Canonical nominations, the shixiongfucker character must be in or desire to be in a romantic and / or sexual relationship with the shixiong / shijie character in canon.
For Noncanonical nominations, please do not submit crackships. There must be some kind of subtext or vibes to suggest the relationship or desire for a relationship.
You can nominate as many characters as you like, but each nomination must be a separate submission.
Nominations will only be accepted via the nomination form (link in the first reblog of this post).
Timing
Nominations are open until midnight on April 21, 2024.
Round 1 will begin in early May, after I've sorted through the nominations and generated brackets.
Each round will go for 1 week.
The total number of rounds will depend on the number of nominations.
General
I will aim to answer asks within 24 hours, but I may not always be able to do so. Please be understanding.
No character-bashing allowed. Keep discussions civil.
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We're still at 20 nominations - I'm hoping we can get to at least 32 before nominations close.
Welcome to the Ultimate Shixiongfucker / Shijiefucker Tournament
Whether the character is hot for their shixiong, shijie, qianbei, xuezhang, xuejie, senpai, sunbae, or another related title, this is the tournament to discover the Ultimate Shixiongfucker (or Shijiefucker).
If there are enough nominations, the tournament will be split into a Canonicals tournament and a Noncanonicals tournament.
Nomination Requirements
On the nomination form, you must include the character's name, their shixiong / shijie's name, the media they're from, whether the relationship is canonical or not, and propaganda for the nomination. There is also an option to include a link to a picture of the nominated character - please do not link fanart unless you can also provide contact details for the fanartist so I can ask their permission.
The shixiong / shijie character must be known in canon as a shixiong, shijie, qianbei, xuexiong, xuejie, senpai, sunbae, senior, or another equivalent role / title.
The shixiongfucker character must canonically be the shidi / shimei / xuedi / xuemei / houbei / kohai / hoobae / junior / etc. of the shixiong / shijie character.
For Canonical nominations, the shixiongfucker character must be in or desire to be in a romantic and / or sexual relationship with the shixiong / shijie character in canon.
For Noncanonical nominations, please do not submit crackships. There must be some kind of subtext or vibes to suggest the relationship or desire for a relationship.
You can nominate as many characters as you like, but each nomination must be a separate submission.
Nominations will only be accepted via the nomination form (link in the first reblog of this post).
Timing
Nominations are open until midnight on April 21, 2024.
Round 1 will begin in early May, after I've sorted through the nominations and generated brackets.
Each round will go for 1 week.
The total number of rounds will depend on the number of nominations.
General
I will aim to answer asks within 24 hours, but I may not always be able to do so. Please be understanding.
No character-bashing allowed. Keep discussions civil.
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Welcome to the Ultimate Shixiongfucker / Shijiefucker Tournament
Whether the character is hot for their shixiong, shijie, qianbei, xuezhang, xuejie, senpai, sunbae, or another related title, this is the tournament to discover the Ultimate Shixiongfucker (or Shijiefucker).
If there are enough nominations, the tournament will be split into a Canonicals tournament and a Noncanonicals tournament.
Nomination Requirements
On the nomination form, you must include the character's name, their shixiong / shijie's name, the media they're from, whether the relationship is canonical or not, and propaganda for the nomination. There is also an option to include a link to a picture of the nominated character - please do not link fanart unless you can also provide contact details for the fanartist so I can ask their permission.
The shixiong / shijie character must be known in canon as a shixiong, shijie, qianbei, xuexiong, xuejie, senpai, sunbae, senior, or another equivalent role / title.
The shixiongfucker character must canonically be the shidi / shimei / xuedi / xuemei / houbei / kohai / hoobae / junior / etc. of the shixiong / shijie character.
For Canonical nominations, the shixiongfucker character must be in or desire to be in a romantic and / or sexual relationship with the shixiong / shijie character in canon.
For Noncanonical nominations, please do not submit crackships. There must be some kind of subtext or vibes to suggest the relationship or desire for a relationship.
You can nominate as many characters as you like, but each nomination must be a separate submission.
Nominations will only be accepted via the nomination form (link in the first reblog of this post).
Timing
Nominations are open until midnight on April 21, 2024.
Round 1 will begin in early May, after I've sorted through the nominations and generated brackets.
Each round will go for 1 week.
The total number of rounds will depend on the number of nominations.
General
I will aim to answer asks within 24 hours, but I may not always be able to do so. Please be understanding.
No character-bashing allowed. Keep discussions civil.
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Current nominees (updated through to 20 April):
Mo Xi (for Gu Mang), Yuwu / Remnants of Filth
Ah-Cheng (for Ming Lou), The Disguiser
Wang Manchun (for Ming Lou), The Disguiser
Shen Jiu (for Yue Qingyuan), The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System
Quan Yizhen (for Yin Yu), Heaven Official's Blessing
Jiang Cheng (for Wei Wuxian), Mo Dao Zu Shi
Jian Yi (for Wen Xuan), Let's Talk About That Guy Who Transmigrated To Pursue Me
Gu Xuanyan (for Zhong Yan), My Junior Still Hasn't Killed Me
Liu Qingge (for Shen Qingqiu), The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System
Cheng Qian (for Yan Zhengming), Liu Yao: The Revitalization of Fuyao Sect
Gu Feidi (for Su Yang), Where is Our Agreement to Be Arch-Rivals?
Luo Binghe (Bingge) (for Ning Yingying), The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System
Akira Kagiura (for Taiga Hirano), Hirano to Kagiura
Yoshikazu Miyano (for Shuumei Sasaki), Sasaki to Miyano
Ikuyo Kita (for Ryou Yamada), Bocchi the Rock!
Fei Du (for Luo Wenzhou), Mo Du
Wen Kexing (for Zhou Zishu), Word of Honor
Yin Feixing (for Dongfang Xianyun), 我家大师兄脑子有坑 / My Sect's Senior Disciple Has a Hole in His Brain
Lin Zizheng (for Qin Mo), Transmigrated Senior Martial Brother
Xie Xi (for Chu Yu), Every Day The Protagonist Wants To Capture Me
Mo Ran (for Shi Mei), The Husky and His White Cat Shizun
Shen Feixiao (for Qin Shi/Qin Kaiyi), A Smile From the Villain
Yuu Koito (for Touko Nanami), Bloom Into You
Fiona Frost/Nightfall (for Loid Forger/Twilight), Spy x Family
Takina Inoue (for Chisato Nishikigi), Lycoris Recoil
Sakura Matou (for Shirou Emiya), Fate/Stay Night
Yuu Kashima (for Masayuki Hori), Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun
Haruhi Fujioka (for Tamaki Suoh), Ouran High School Host Club
Yu Zhijue (for Ling Xia), Transmigrating into a Mob Character to Rehabilitate the Villain Plan
Kino Makoto / Sailor Jupiter (for unnamed senpai), Sailor Moon
Wen Jing (for Jun Yanzhi), Who Dares Slander My Senior Brother
Yan Tianhen (for Lin Xuanzhi), Rebirth of the Supreme Celestial Being
Welcome to the Ultimate Shixiongfucker / Shijiefucker Tournament
Whether the character is hot for their shixiong, shijie, qianbei, xuezhang, xuejie, senpai, sunbae, or another related title, this is the tournament to discover the Ultimate Shixiongfucker (or Shijiefucker).
If there are enough nominations, the tournament will be split into a Canonicals tournament and a Noncanonicals tournament.
Nomination Requirements
On the nomination form, you must include the character's name, their shixiong / shijie's name, the media they're from, whether the relationship is canonical or not, and propaganda for the nomination. There is also an option to include a link to a picture of the nominated character - please do not link fanart unless you can also provide contact details for the fanartist so I can ask their permission.
The shixiong / shijie character must be known in canon as a shixiong, shijie, qianbei, xuexiong, xuejie, senpai, sunbae, senior, or another equivalent role / title.
The shixiongfucker character must canonically be the shidi / shimei / xuedi / xuemei / houbei / kohai / hoobae / junior / etc. of the shixiong / shijie character.
For Canonical nominations, the shixiongfucker character must be in or desire to be in a romantic and / or sexual relationship with the shixiong / shijie character in canon.
For Noncanonical nominations, please do not submit crackships. There must be some kind of subtext or vibes to suggest the relationship or desire for a relationship.
You can nominate as many characters as you like, but each nomination must be a separate submission.
Nominations will only be accepted via the nomination form (link in the first reblog of this post).
Timing
Nominations are open until midnight on April 21, 2024.
Round 1 will begin in early May, after I've sorted through the nominations and generated brackets.
Each round will go for 1 week.
The total number of rounds will depend on the number of nominations.
General
I will aim to answer asks within 24 hours, but I may not always be able to do so. Please be understanding.
No character-bashing allowed. Keep discussions civil.
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Welcome to the Ultimate Shixiongfucker / Shijiefucker Tournament
Whether the character is hot for their shixiong, shijie, qianbei, xuezhang, xuejie, senpai, sunbae, or another related title, this is the tournament to discover the Ultimate Shixiongfucker (or Shijiefucker).
If there are enough nominations, the tournament will be split into a Canonicals tournament and a Noncanonicals tournament.
Nomination Requirements
On the nomination form, you must include the character's name, their shixiong / shijie's name, the media they're from, whether the relationship is canonical or not, and propaganda for the nomination. There is also an option to include a link to a picture of the nominated character - please do not link fanart unless you can also provide contact details for the fanartist so I can ask their permission.
The shixiong / shijie character must be known in canon as a shixiong, shijie, qianbei, xuexiong, xuejie, senpai, sunbae, senior, or another equivalent role / title.
The shixiongfucker character must canonically be the shidi / shimei / xuedi / xuemei / houbei / kohai / hoobae / junior / etc. of the shixiong / shijie character.
For Canonical nominations, the shixiongfucker character must be in or desire to be in a romantic and / or sexual relationship with the shixiong / shijie character in canon.
For Noncanonical nominations, please do not submit crackships. There must be some kind of subtext or vibes to suggest the relationship or desire for a relationship.
You can nominate as many characters as you like, but each nomination must be a separate submission.
Nominations will only be accepted via the nomination form (link in the first reblog of this post).
Timing
Nominations are open until midnight on April 21, 2024.
Round 1 will begin in early May, after I've sorted through the nominations and generated brackets.
Each round will go for 1 week.
The total number of rounds will depend on the number of nominations.
General
I will aim to answer asks within 24 hours, but I may not always be able to do so. Please be understanding.
No character-bashing allowed. Keep discussions civil.
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Nomination form here!
Welcome to the Ultimate Shixiongfucker / Shijiefucker Tournament
Whether the character is hot for their shixiong, shijie, qianbei, xuezhang, xuejie, senpai, sunbae, or another related title, this is the tournament to discover the Ultimate Shixiongfucker (or Shijiefucker).
If there are enough nominations, the tournament will be split into a Canonicals tournament and a Noncanonicals tournament.
Nomination Requirements
On the nomination form, you must include the character's name, their shixiong / shijie's name, the media they're from, whether the relationship is canonical or not, and propaganda for the nomination. There is also an option to include a link to a picture of the nominated character - please do not link fanart unless you can also provide contact details for the fanartist so I can ask their permission.
The shixiong / shijie character must be known in canon as a shixiong, shijie, qianbei, xuexiong, xuejie, senpai, sunbae, senior, or another equivalent role / title.
The shixiongfucker character must canonically be the shidi / shimei / xuedi / xuemei / houbei / kohai / hoobae / junior / etc. of the shixiong / shijie character.
For Canonical nominations, the shixiongfucker character must be in or desire to be in a romantic and / or sexual relationship with the shixiong / shijie character in canon.
For Noncanonical nominations, please do not submit crackships. There must be some kind of subtext or vibes to suggest the relationship or desire for a relationship.
You can nominate as many characters as you like, but each nomination must be a separate submission.
Nominations will only be accepted via the nomination form (link in the first reblog of this post).
Timing
Nominations are open until midnight on April 21, 2024.
Round 1 will begin in early May, after I've sorted through the nominations and generated brackets.
Each round will go for 1 week.
The total number of rounds will depend on the number of nominations.
General
I will aim to answer asks within 24 hours, but I may not always be able to do so. Please be understanding.
No character-bashing allowed. Keep discussions civil.
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Welcome to the Ultimate Shixiongfucker / Shijiefucker Tournament
Whether the character is hot for their shixiong, shijie, qianbei, xuezhang, xuejie, senpai, sunbae, or another related title, this is the tournament to discover the Ultimate Shixiongfucker (or Shijiefucker).
If there are enough nominations, the tournament will be split into a Canonicals tournament and a Noncanonicals tournament.
Nomination Requirements
On the nomination form, you must include the character's name, their shixiong / shijie's name, the media they're from, whether the relationship is canonical or not, and propaganda for the nomination. There is also an option to include a link to a picture of the nominated character - please do not link fanart unless you can also provide contact details for the fanartist so I can ask their permission.
The shixiong / shijie character must be known in canon as a shixiong, shijie, qianbei, xuexiong, xuejie, senpai, sunbae, senior, or another equivalent role / title.
The shixiongfucker character must canonically be the shidi / shimei / xuedi / xuemei / houbei / kohai / hoobae / junior / etc. of the shixiong / shijie character.
For Canonical nominations, the shixiongfucker character must be in or desire to be in a romantic and / or sexual relationship with the shixiong / shijie character in canon.
For Noncanonical nominations, please do not submit crackships. There must be some kind of subtext or vibes to suggest the relationship or desire for a relationship.
You can nominate as many characters as you like, but each nomination must be a separate submission.
Nominations will only be accepted via the nomination form (link in the first reblog of this post).
Timing
Nominations are open until midnight on April 21, 2024.
Round 1 will begin in early May, after I've sorted through the nominations and generated brackets.
Each round will go for 1 week.
The total number of rounds will depend on the number of nominations.
General
I will aim to answer asks within 24 hours, but I may not always be able to do so. Please be understanding.
No character-bashing allowed. Keep discussions civil.
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Next Tournament
^ Shizun, shifu, sifu, sensei, teacher, master, mentor, etc.
^^ Shixiong/shijie, xuezhang/xuejie, qianbei, senpai, sunbae, etc.
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Next Tournament
^ Shizun, shifu, sifu, sensei, teacher, master, mentor, etc.
^^ Shixiong/shijie, xuezhang/xuejie, qianbei, senpai, sunbae, etc.
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Next Tournament
^ Shizun, shifu, sifu, sensei, teacher, master, mentor, etc.
^^ Shixiong/shijie, xuezhang/xuejie, qianbei, senpai, sunbae, etc.
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Just for Fun - Canonical vs Noncanonical
By request, a just for fun match between the champion of the Canonicals Tournament, Luo Binghe from The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System (shizun: Shen Qingqiu), and the champion of the Noncanonicals Tournament, Fang Duobing from Mysterious Lotus Casebook (shizun/mentor: Li Xiangyi / Li Lianhua)!
#luo binghe#fang duobing#the scum villain's self saving system#svsss#mysterious lotus casebook#shen qingqiu#li xiangyi#li lianhua
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CONGRATULATIONS TO FANG DUOBING!
Noncanonicals Tournament FINAL
This final is between Han Ying from Word of Honor (shizun/mentor: Zhou Zishu) and Fang Duobing from Mysterious Lotus Casebook (shizun/mentor: Li Xiangyi / Li Lianhua)
Propaganda under the cut! (Warning: Propaganda may include spoilers about the characters and their media)
Han Ying:
He idolized and was mentored by Zhou Zishu to the point of recruiting other young martial artists to revive ZZS’s dying sect and willing to die live happily ever after for it.
#han ying wants to fuck zhou zishu SO BAD#han ying#shizunfucker tournament
#my sweet ying'er wants to fuck zzs so bad he's gagging for it
#HAN YING HANDS DOWN#would have licked his boots if he asked
#han ying wanted nothing more than to officially become zzs's student/part of his sect#it was literally his dying wish that his brothers in arms may get to do that#he says several times in the show to zzs's very face that he's 100% down for dying for him#he swears allegiance EXCLUSIVELY to zzs and not the prince they're all serving#he comes up with bangers like 'if there is anything you need I will lay down my life with no regret'#'if you were gone one day how could I live alone'#'a loyal servant wouldn't have two masters in his life'#he sneaks into zzs's abandoned residence and homoerotically-#-strokes the painting of a flower that symbolizes a) zzs himself b) zzs's grief for being the lone survivor of his sect#and he wanted to join siji so so badly#it was his life's dream and he died IN siji but before getting to have that 😭#listen he makes me insane#anyway they should have fucked sloppy style and zzs would have had an out of body experience if hy called him shizun#my final thesis goodbye
#it's HAN YING#you could power entire nations with the power of that yearning
#han ying saw zhou zishu and IMMEDIATELY dropped to his knees are you joking#wen kexing immediately clocked him
#ying'er my sweet prince#he wants the dick so badly
Fang Duobing:
Fang Duobing has most definitely had several fantasies of being dommed by his shifu Li Xiangyi! He is also equally invested in marrying Li Lianhua - travelling the jianghu, going on rooftop moonlit dates, incorporating looking after him forever and ever into his general future plans. This is even before he knows that Li Lianhua and Li Xiangyi are the same person. Oh there are Layers to the shizunfucking. Where's that post about being so devoted to someone that it breaks the pedestal they're put on and comes full circle to loving them for the person they are? (its here: https://www.tumblr.com/difeisheng/733133489565745152/the-core-of-fanghua-is-built-around-fang-duobings) When they finally do get to know each other 10 years later, after Li Xiangyi's identity is found out, Fang Duobing insists on being equals rather than master-and-disciple! Li lianhua is Fang Duobing’s guide in the Jianghu! He leaves his house, dog and the only records of his unique martial arts to Fang Duobing before running away!! Fang Duobing’s most important agenda is to save Li Lianhua from slow death by poison!!! He doesn't care if Li Lianhua keeps leaving him behind and lying to him and is 'at peace' with dying!! They live together. They'll never be equals. They've been equals all along. They're zhiji. They're master and disciple. they're married. They're everything.
#this man wanted to fuck his shizun under two whole ass different identities#this man was given one million choices between his shizun and his entire cushy rich boi life and did not sweat the decision even once#this man was engaged to a princess - who was COOL - and went “no thanks i’d rather follow shizun around in a fantasy china airstream’
#this cannot not be fang duobing let's be serious#polls#he's been drawing hearts around his shizun's name since age 8
#Fang Duobing going through it for what he thinks is two different people but is just one guy#so he gets my vote easy
#pls he is head employee at shizunfucker.co
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Noncanonicals Tournament FINAL
This final is between Han Ying from Word of Honor (shizun/mentor: Zhou Zishu) and Fang Duobing from Mysterious Lotus Casebook (shizun/mentor: Li Xiangyi / Li Lianhua)
Propaganda under the cut! (Warning: Propaganda may include spoilers about the characters and their media)
Han Ying:
He idolized and was mentored by Zhou Zishu to the point of recruiting other young martial artists to revive ZZS’s dying sect and willing to die live happily ever after for it.
#han ying wants to fuck zhou zishu SO BAD#han ying#shizunfucker tournament
#my sweet ying'er wants to fuck zzs so bad he's gagging for it
#HAN YING HANDS DOWN#would have licked his boots if he asked
#han ying wanted nothing more than to officially become zzs's student/part of his sect#it was literally his dying wish that his brothers in arms may get to do that#he says several times in the show to zzs's very face that he's 100% down for dying for him#he swears allegiance EXCLUSIVELY to zzs and not the prince they're all serving#he comes up with bangers like 'if there is anything you need I will lay down my life with no regret'#'if you were gone one day how could I live alone'#'a loyal servant wouldn't have two masters in his life'#he sneaks into zzs's abandoned residence and homoerotically-#-strokes the painting of a flower that symbolizes a) zzs himself b) zzs's grief for being the lone survivor of his sect#and he wanted to join siji so so badly#it was his life's dream and he died IN siji but before getting to have that 😭#listen he makes me insane#anyway they should have fucked sloppy style and zzs would have had an out of body experience if hy called him shizun#my final thesis goodbye
#it's HAN YING#you could power entire nations with the power of that yearning
#han ying saw zhou zishu and IMMEDIATELY dropped to his knees are you joking#wen kexing immediately clocked him
#ying'er my sweet prince#he wants the dick so badly
Fang Duobing:
Fang Duobing has most definitely had several fantasies of being dommed by his shifu Li Xiangyi! He is also equally invested in marrying Li Lianhua - travelling the jianghu, going on rooftop moonlit dates, incorporating looking after him forever and ever into his general future plans. This is even before he knows that Li Lianhua and Li Xiangyi are the same person. Oh there are Layers to the shizunfucking. Where's that post about being so devoted to someone that it breaks the pedestal they're put on and comes full circle to loving them for the person they are? (its here: https://www.tumblr.com/difeisheng/733133489565745152/the-core-of-fanghua-is-built-around-fang-duobings) When they finally do get to know each other 10 years later, after Li Xiangyi's identity is found out, Fang Duobing insists on being equals rather than master-and-disciple! Li lianhua is Fang Duobing’s guide in the Jianghu! He leaves his house, dog and the only records of his unique martial arts to Fang Duobing before running away!! Fang Duobing’s most important agenda is to save Li Lianhua from slow death by poison!!! He doesn't care if Li Lianhua keeps leaving him behind and lying to him and is 'at peace' with dying!! They live together. They'll never be equals. They've been equals all along. They're zhiji. They're master and disciple. they're married. They're everything.
#this man wanted to fuck his shizun under two whole ass different identities#this man was given one million choices between his shizun and his entire cushy rich boi life and did not sweat the decision even once#this man was engaged to a princess - who was COOL - and went “no thanks i’d rather follow shizun around in a fantasy china airstream’
#this cannot not be fang duobing let's be serious#polls#he's been drawing hearts around his shizun's name since age 8
#Fang Duobing going through it for what he thinks is two different people but is just one guy#so he gets my vote easy
#pls he is head employee at shizunfucker.co
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