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ATTENTION! RUMOR!

Imagine you achieved your goal and debuted in the girl group. After some time imagine being so broken that you ask your fans to stop buying different products with your group, yes, including albums, just to stop giving your CEO money. Yes, this is happening in 2017 and yes, it’s happening on the Earth. CEO of a k-pop girl group called Stellar appears not to pay the girls and takes all the money to himself. And it’s not the worst thing in this case. He is going to sign (or already signed i don’t know) the paper to promote girls as pornstars as they would earn a lot of money for him this way. He is going to make their concepts even more exposed and piquant just to earn money. If you think it’s okay because they wanted to debut as idols and they knew it would be hard, go fuck yourself! It’s not okay! Nobody deserves to be treated like cash dispenser ESPECIALLY IN THIS WAY. The girls are suffering because of ugly insensible CEO who wants to earn money for violent sexualization!

I don’t really listen to this group but i want THIS to be spread! These girls deserves better lives! And i should remind you that they are not the only one who suffer from a greedy CEO. There are huge numbers of girl groups from unpopular agencies who suffers from sexual abuse, unfair contracts and other awful things!

These ugly people from unpopular agencies would do this to girls until society stand up to them! THERE IS NO SOLUTION OF THESE PROBLEMS WITHOUT PUBLIC RESONANCE!!! If you are not Korean like me at least spread this! Do not let these people run the agencies and ruin other people’s dreams!

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Team “If Jack turns out evil I will burn the show to the ground*”

*but still love him like the pure bean he is

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Cross-dressing

I was thinking before and I realised something: When a girl wears a boy's shirt or shoes or something people will say things like "you look cute" or "that looks cool" but if a boy wears girls' fashion they get criticised and people say things like "that's wrong" "you shouldn't wear that" and "that's gay". I just realised that and I kinda feel disgusted - just because you like different clothes doesn't make a person gay (not that there's anything wrong with being gay) and there's nothing wrong with cross-dressing. Clothes are clothes and whether they're girls' or boys' they're still clothes so what does it matter?

#cross dressing #gay #equality #clothes

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I need friends :’)

Pls like this post if you like the following;

♡ EXO

♡ Sehun

♡ HunHan

♡ NCT/SM Rookies

♡ Taeyong

♡ JaeYong

♡ Yuta

♡ YuSol

& I will follow you here and on Twitter bc I literally just got back into fulltime(?) fangirling again after three years and I am so loST AND I HAVE NO FRIENDS IDK WHERE MY OLD FRIENDS ARE IM SO SAD but yeah I would love to make some new friends, esp in the NCT fandom hullo o/

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this user loves nct with all their heart

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IM LOOKIN FOR MORE KPOP INTERNET FRIENDS SO IF YOU LISTEN TO THESE GROUPS (or any kpop in general let’s be real I don’t really care) REBLOG THIS AND/OR FOLLOW ME PLS.

BTS Seventeen Monsta X NCT 127 EXO Twice Red Velvet SF9 BIGBANG GOT7 DAY6 Blackpink

THESE ARE JUST MY FAVS AND WHAT I REBLOG THE MOST OF.

Also feel free to message me if you wanna ask me stuff before following me. ^~^

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got a concern or need to report something? contact sm

go to this page

if you scroll down, you’ll see a big box of text, below it you will see this

click the box to agree to the privacy policy

below that, you’ll see this

make sure you have “기타” selected

in the second row, 성, 이름, you need to type in your last name and first name

in the 3rd row 이메일, type your email 

in the 4th row, type your concern in the big box (preferably including a link if you need to report something)

click the dark blue box 접수 to submit

if you have a big concern that could concern the boys’ careers, please send it to sm!! 

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Johnny is slowly creeping up my bias list (not that I'm complaining)

Johnny Seo The piano God.

// i wonder what those fingers can do

+ Reblog to save a life

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reblog while you still can

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THIS IS MONEY $UHO

REBLOG IN 3 SECOND$ AND MONEY WILL COME YOUR WAY

IGNORE FOR BAD LUCK!!!

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this is an adorably cute hyped up mark lee reblog for good fortune and eternal happiness in life

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NCT - 127 as Highschoolers

Taeyong - troublemaker; still gets good grades; everyone loves him; everyone’s jealous as well though ~~~ Doyoung - sweetheart; complete weirdo; will randomly scream in the middle of the canteen; sometimes does just to freak people out ~~~ Jaehyun - teachers love him; really smart; gets paid for homework answers; popular nerd ~~~ Taeil - teacher’s pet; innocent but not really; cute but r00d as heck ~~~ Mark - laughing 25/8; ‘normal’; focuses on grades over popularity; never sleeps ~~~ Haechan - extra; everyone loves him; even if they don’t they do; always corrects the teacher; even when he’s wrong ~~~ Johnny - the normal one; but not really; super smart; but can act hella stupid ~~~ Yuta - sasses half the teachers; cutie pie to the others; students love him; always with Winwin ~~~ Winwin - confused all the time; never knows what’s going on; still hella smarties; always with Yuta and Kun

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Potato

If I'm a couch potato and I eat chips, would that make me a cannibal?

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This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

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Seventeen at the Movies

S.Coups: “Thirteen tickets for Finding Dory”

Vernon: “What… we are not watching that, it’s for kids…”

S.Coups: “Vernon… you are a kid please”

Ticketer: “How many adults and how many children?”

S.Coups: *looks at Woozi*

S.Coups: “um… eleven adults and two children”

Woozi: “What?! Hyung I am not a-“

S.Coups: *covers Woozi’s mouth*

Ticketer: “Alright that’ll be a total of $87.00 please”

S.Coups: “Geez it’s always so expensive to raise you kids, I don’t know why I keep bringing you kids out”

Woozi: “Don’t you need to see my ID or something?”

Ticketer: “It’s okay kiddo I believe that you’re below the age of 13 so it’s fine, enjoy your show little one”

Woozi: “What the heck NO Bruh, I’m 21 look at my ID!”

Ticketer: “Next please!”

Woozi: *gets pulled away by Coups*

Woozi: “LOOK AT MY ID! I’LL PAY $2 MORE FOR THE ADULT TICKET JUST LOOK AT MY ID CARDDDD!”

Hoshi: “Coups hyung can we buy food?”

Mingyu: “Mingyu says yes”

Coups: “Not too much though and don’t fight”

Mingyu: “You are my new favourite person” *eyes sparkle*

Concession Stand Lady: “Hi what can I get for you?”

Jun: “Could I perhaps… get your number?” *flashes flirty smile*

CSL: “Actually could I… get your number instead?” *looks at Wonwoo*

Wonwoo: “who? me?!”

Jun: “him?!!”

CSL: “Yes, you’re really cute and if you’re free this Friday… do you want to go get some coffee together or something?”

Wonwoo: “um… I… actually am in an unrequited love relationship so….”

Jun: “I’m extremely free on Friday and I extremely like coffe-”

CSL: “Next!”

Jun: *moves away but is slightly confused and doesn’t understand why*

Hoshi: “Can we have 6 Popcorn sets with drinks?”

Mingyu: “and nachos”

Hoshi: “and 4 nachos…”

Mingyu: “hotdog”

Hoshi: “and 5 hotdogs…”

Mingyu: “fries”

Hoshi: *stares* “and also 3 packets of fries…”

Mingyu: “chips”

Hoshi: “and 8 packets of chips…”

Mingyu: “chocolate”

Hoshi: “and 7 bars of chocolate please…”

CSL: “how would you like to pay?”

Hoshi: ….. “COUPS HYUNG!”

Coups: *hears his name and rushes over* “What is it now?”

Hoshi: “You have to pay” *smiles innocently*

Coups: “What’s the damage?”

CSL: “$135.00”

Coups: “I am up to the point of time where I’m not even surprised by the prices anymore”

The8: *looks at the mountain of food on the counter to carry*

The8: “How are we even supposed to carry all of these without a bag or tray or anything?!”

Mingyu: “Don’t worry, Mingyu will carry all of the food in his mouth”

Jeonghan: *sees booster seat* “I’ll take two for my babies”

Woozi: “I am not a baby!”

Jeonghan: “Then how are you going to see the movie without the seat?”

Woozi: *sighs* “Just take it”

*halfway through the movie*

Jeonghan: *slowly slides arm and puts it around Joshua*

Joshua: *whispers to Jeonghan* “No Hannie… not here…” *blushes*

Jeonghan: “why is your face burning josh? Are you getting a fever?”

Joshua: *thinks to himself* “holy jisoos he’s touching my face” *blushes insanely hard*

Dk: “psstt I need to go pee…”

Seungkwan: “and you’re telling me that because?”

Dk: “because I need someone to go with me”

Seungkwan: “well I’m not missing the movie to follow you to the toilet”

Dk: “but… I need to if not I’ll pee my pants”

Seungkwan: “okay ugh, here take the maknae with you”

Dino: “what even, why do I have to go with him?!”

Seungkwan: “because Seungkwan says so and Seungkwan will give you a spoiler if you don’t go”

Dino: “What a cold cold world where the small, cute and innocent cannot even fend for themselves”

Seungkwan: “can you two just go already, you’re ruining the movie for me…”

Dk: “it’s okay I don’t need to go anymore” *smile of relief*

Dino: “how can you just suddenly not need to go unless you…. hyung don’t tell me you….” peed his pants

Seungkwan: “omg don’t…”

Read the previous editions here: Seventeen at the Library | Seventeen at the Restaurant | Seventeen at the Carnival | Seventeen at the Mart | Seventeen at the Mall | Masterlist 

Reblog & like if you thought it was funny 😗, drop me some suggestions on where you’d like me to write about next~ 💫💖

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