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Hey peeps,
I’ve been going through a rough patch recently and all of my inspiration was just sort of drained out. Well, in this rough patch i suddenly found myself missing one of my old muses so I remade that blog and have been super productive over there.
If you want to find me, find me @pcwerfulwcman
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astorywiithnoending:
Ugh. She was surrounded by idiots. “If I have the D’Dew, the angry peasants won’t be a problem,” Madalena said slowly and clearly. “I know you’re more likely to cry and hide like the coward you are than do anything to actually help us.” She stormed past him in a swirl of skirts and stood firm in front of the heavy oak doors with her palms raised. “D’DEW!”
Richard ducked as the doors exploded in little shards of balsa wood. “Fine fine, blow up the doors, be evil,” Richard replied with a roll of his eyes. “I know that no good is going to come of using the Dark, Dark Evil Ways, and I don’t see how you can think it will do any good at all.”
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“Except for the part where I instigated a war where I wanted hundreds of people to die for Gareth’s birthd– wait.” Logic suddenly caught up to the queen, and she whirled back around to face Richard “When is this even happening? Because I definitely just called you my husband, and yet you have that lizard hanging around and I mentioned the war.” And if this was after the war, that meant she could handle the rebelling peasants easily.
“Hey! Don’t talk about the timeline! You’re just drawing attention to something that doesn’t really make sense, but we pretend makes sense. I mean really, if I have Tad Cooper i should be off gallivanting with Galavant and not here at all,” Rihcard replied in a hushed tone. “I mean if we start pulling at strings now the whole thing will fall apart and then I’ll start to wonder if I have the hero sword, if I know the hero sword is the hero sword, and if then we’ll be really confused. So for now can we just focus on the group of angry peasants outside and not on if you have the D’DEW or not. Because I am guessing that is what you want to know.”
#my dragon pal and me | ic#astorywiithnoending#and here we go sailing through the fourth wall and out the other side
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Open Starter~
“A thousand armies couldn’t keep me out.”
#my dragon pal and me | ic#I super believe in you | open starter#galavant rp#fantasy rp#lord of the rings rp#game of thrones rp#hobbit rp
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astorywiithnoending:
Madalena rolled her eyes and rounded on Richard. “My dear husband,” she sneered, her voice betraying just how thin her patience was getting. “The people we invaded are just outside. I’m not about to let them get in here before we go out there and slaughter them. So you’d better get those doors open, or the rebellion will be the least of your problems!”
“Well we don’t know they’re here to kill us. I mean this series has never been that dark before. Maybe they just want to come in and we’ll do a big musical number?” Richard replied, sounding slightly more concerned, well really significantly more concerned. “And besides Tad Cooper just ate, so now isn’t really the time for a slaughter.”
#my dragon pal and me | ic#astorywiithnoending#yes#i am back#also richard is like a zillion times more likely to try and brace the door#not rush out and start fighting#at least 90% of the time
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Endless List of Favorite Characters: King Richard (Galavant TV)
“I super believe in you, Tad Cooper”
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♪ GALAVANT ♪ sentence meme
“Ah, true love was never this ecstasic!”
“In a few moments, we shall marry, and you will instantly become the richest, most powerful woman in the land.”
“You will join me in my bed.”
“We’re going to do it!”
“We’re… doing… it.”
“I suggest you fall.”
“I’m gonna go with the fame and fortune.”
“Best squireship in the land.”
“Well, that’s a mouthful.”
“I’m sorry. What is that smell?”
“Nice meeting you. Door’s on the wall.”
“I’m nobody, princess.”
“That man is an animal!”
“I’d love to learn a little more about how you, uh… craft a joke.”
“I’m such a bully. I’m under a terrible amount of pressure, you have to understand that!”
“We could start a genocidal war!”
“I could get back to all my hobbies, like raising taxes and tormenting the poor.”
“Well, that was ripping!”
“There appears to be a rather large hole in my bucket, and I would very much like for you to fix it.”
“You’re embarrassing yourself.”
“I’m embarrassing yourself.”
“Totally understand. Totally empathize.”
“It’s about to get very messy in here.”
“I come from a long family of lovers. You can’t fight genetics.”
“I’m sort of out of the whole ‘damsel in distress’ business at the moment, so…”
“I like skinny. Like, really unhealthy skinny.”
“Pack lightly. There’s a long journey ahead.”
“Stop with the singing and get back to what you’re good at!”
“Still stings, doesn’t it, hero?”
“How can you be a hero if you’re not wearing any pants?”
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, we have to go get freaky.”
“You’ve been screaming like a castrated hyena for the past ten minutes.”
“Ah, my pants are on. My pants are definitely on.”
“That was a long song.”
“Can we swap horses? Yours look so much softer.”
“There’s gonna be some legendary hero-ing happening around here pretty damn soon.”
“Never start a marriage with a kidnapping.”
“I am Mr. Butch!
“Oh, poop! I got gravy on my tummy flowers.”
“I’ve only ever hugged one man in my life, and it was the day my father died. I squeezed that rotten bastard to death.”
“Nice beard. I’m talking about her, of course, but the facial hair is nice, as well.”
“Oh, yes. I want to bail… your mama out of prison when she gets arrested for prostitution.”
“It’s 1256. The ‘your mama’ jokes are getting really old.”
“Does this strap go on the front or the back?”
“Oh, good God. Do I have to do everything?”
“What… you’re gonna train me?”
“You’re just gonna humilliate me all day, or…”
“Any man can get knocked up. The hero is the man who gets back up.”
“Oh. Absinthe. It’s not strong.”
“I’ll be drinking an ale… from the bottle.”
“Yeah, I burped. Do you whiff it?”
“I slept on the horse.”
“So, are we keeping the rooster or eating the rooster? ‘Cause I’m not naming him if we’re eating him.”
“Maybe you’re not the worst thing ever.”
“Don’t make me always have to be the bad guy.”
“I need a hug!”
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Open Starter~
“You know my back is really starting to hurt... Do you think it’s been stabbed enough?”
#my dragon pal and me | ic#I super believe in you | open starter#galavant rp#fantasy rp#lord of the rings rp#hobbit rp#game of thrones rp
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{ After a long time of not being part of the Galavant RPC, I decided to return and start out all over again..So can you please like or reblog if you wouldn’t mind interacting with my King Richard RP blog from the hit ABC comedy sitcom musical masterpiece Galavant
#out of crowns | ooc#galavant rp#fantasy rp#lord of the rings rp#hobbit rp#game of thrones rp#historical rp#medieval rp
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“I’m part of an OG Squad now~”
Where is the rest of the OG squad?
I need a reason to make this into a promo.
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“Okay, first off those are very heavy doors. I usually ask Gareth to open them. And secondly, have I ever rammed anything? Like ever?”
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“Open those doors! Ram them through if you have to!”
#ic#astorywiithnoending#damn it madelana they are heavy doors#and he just doesn't have the muscle mass for things like that
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When your muse is unexpectedly mean in a thread
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