cannot and will not stop thinking abt los vampiros de staten island es que los amo demasiado no entiendes-- wwdits side-blog, if u haven't already noticed LMAO
What We Do in the Shadows, based on the feature film by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi, documents the nightly exploits of vampire roommates Nandor (Kayvan Novak), Laszlo (Matt Berry), Nadja (Natasia Demetriou) and Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch) as they navigate the modern world of Staten Island with the help of their human familiar, Guillermo (Harvey Guillén), and their vampire bureaucrat acquaintance, The Guide (Kristen Schaal).
In season five, Nandor feels his familiar (and sometimes friend) Guillermo slipping away as he seems to be spending much more time with Laszlo, whose skills as a gentleman scientist are put to the test as he tries to solve the mystery of the strange and very secret changes Guillermo is going through.
Nadja, suffering the effects of a previously-undiagnosed supernatural hex, reconnects with her family — or at least, a family — from the Old Country, Colin pursues the path of so many energy vampires before him by running for political office and The Guide tries to figure out where she fits in as the relative newcomer to this tightly-knit group who’ve known each other for centuries.
i just listened to all the music thats ever been. my favorite was a song a little girl sang to her cat in greece in 1286. my second favorite was from a ceremonial performance in modern day ethiopia, from 22000 bc. i also liked STEELY DAN.
I've reblogged several posts about it but god it's only just sunk in that they canonized the fact it's a huge taboo/crime for a vampire to sleep with a vampire hunter and specifically uses Van Helsing as the example I'm gonna go insane. The punishment for sleeping with a vampire hunter is eternal servitude and a mind wipe. This is my Joker. I will never be normal again. We have canon forbidden romance. What the fuck.
alright yea nandor is a piece of shit for blowing off marwa so he can hang out with guillermo instead whatever we get it he sucks but can we talk about GUILLERMO dropping an "I love you" to freddie and then spending the rest of the night touching swords with nandor without a shred of remorse after saying it's "just a work thing"??? they are BOTH cheating on their respective partners they are literally having an emotional affair with each other. they are BOTH trying to fool themselves into thinking they can maintain a relationship with someone else whilst still only having time for each other. they suck so bad they're terrible I'm obsessed with their fucked up little love story!!!!!!
I've thought about this, actually!! Thank you for bringing it up.
I want to preface this by saying that I don't think this is likely to happen, but these are the possible justifications I can imagine them going with!!
1) djinn magic flashback sequence. if we got the time of death period outfits from Ghosts, I think they could swing the cameras going being able to record the memory sequence if that's what it is
2) due to Animal Control and the fittness center ep, we know the crew is able to get security footage from places they wouldn't normally or necessarily have access to. therefore in proposing 2009 panera cam footage. In a similar vein...
3) fuck it. we ball. 2009 youtube vlogger guillermo era. newly found footage. hashtag we make it work. hashtag goth. hashtag don't forget the favourite comment and subscribe. hashtag check out his myspace.
Please let me know if you have any other ideas of how they could justify it. And don't forget to join the circle 🕯🕯🕯
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