I’m getting way too comfortable at work. My boss asked me to do something and I replied ‘pay me’ and he looked like the saddest wettest little bug and said ‘we… we do?’
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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someone pleASE teach me blender. even with the industry compatible keybindings my muscle memory yearns for maya
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[vampires will never hurt you voice] you put the dyke in my heart!
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she’s real for this
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i still think about "aye moira am oan the protein" way too often
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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing
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???
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mike’s hard past couple of months
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you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop
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ithink wearing a faggy outfit and listening to shitty music will solve most if not all of yr problems
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