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Inktober, day 8… The Sabertooth Swordsman… because, well… obviously!

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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS STUFF

I BOUGHT IT

MONTHS AGO

TRIED IT ONCE

I THOUGHT IT WAS HORRIBLE

IT WAS STICKY AND CEMENTED MY LIPS TOGETHER

IT GOT ON EVERYTHING 

IT DIDN’T SUPER-STAY

I THREW IT INTO MY DRAWER WITHOUT ANOTHER THOUGHT

AND THEN OUT OF THE BLUE I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN

HOPE IN MY HEART, PEACE IN MY SOUL, I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN

I READ THE DIRECTIONS

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I SAW THE LIGHT

I COULD SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE RAIN WAS GONE

TURNS OUT

YOU HAVE TO PUT THE RED STUFF ON FIRST

WAIT FOR IT TO DRY

COMPLETELY (I MISSED THIS STEP BEFORE)

IT SHOULD BE SO DRY AND IF YOU KISS THE BACK OF YOUR HAND, NO MARK SHOULD SHOW

AND THEN I PUT THE BALM ON (I ORIGINALLY TRIED PUTTING THE BALM ON FIRST…. DON’T DO THAT.)

AND IT GOT RID OF ALL THE STICKINESS

AND THE RED DOESN’T EVEN GET ALL UP IN THE WHITE BALM

IT WAS A MIRACLE 

THIS STUFF IS THE FUCKING BEST

IT STAYS ON FOR A REALLY LONG TIME

IT DOESN’T GET ON ANYTHING

AMAZING I WANT TO BUY THIS IN FORTY SHADES OKAY I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO TRY IT

#nice

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god this fucking person

#video

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Narrating People’s Lives: In the Aisles! by Thomas Sanders

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*vomits cute shit at u*

transparent gfs 8D

#ohh

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my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

#stILL

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Historian and Feminist Scholar Gerda Lerner

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lok is my fave sitcom

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guy: you say you’re bi but I’ve never seen you do anything with a girl me: you say you’re straight but I can say the same about you

#CRYIGN

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Made rebloggable by request.

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today during lunch this kid dressed as buddy the elf stood up and said “the best way to spread christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear” and got the whole cafeteria to sing a christmas song with him

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if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

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I wanted to celebrate this beautiful woman I saw in Culver CIty

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a quick, tiny eridan doodle

#hs

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Steven and the Stevens (not the episode)! (name from texaskingofthegeeks)

and everyone else!

Final part of a four part series! Individual links below!

Pearl and the Pearls!

Amethyst and the Amethysts!

Garnet and the Garnets!

Thanks for all the support! 

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steven universe actually gives you canon characters of color who have a culture and aren’t stereotyped!!! steven universe actually gives you characters with diverse body types, where fat people aren’t reduced to the butt of jokes!!! basically steven universe is, um, perfect??? positive representation is so important. if you’re not watching this show you need to right now.

#dont know about that last detail but yeah!

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Wang Ruilin Sculptures

website | on Behance

#art