this bit from an alexander siddig interview is driving me INSANE
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Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened
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AN-TI-BO-DIES
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the wizard and his brother
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imagine two mated wyrms twisting around each other, possessing an uncountable number of limbs, each claw of good or evil interlocked with its opposite, the coil twists further around itself into a skein of flesh. how i would describe DNA to a wizard
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dark eyed junco + black capped chickadee ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
two of my favourite backyard visitors
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happy earth day to this guy!!! (tag what you think the text he got says)
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is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish
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The Night before the Exam by Leonid Pasternak, 1895
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star wars universe should have radio shows that the pilots can tune into while they’re flying through space. han solo should be a devoted listener of the star wars equivalent of car talk
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the patron saint of worms that died on concrete
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every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list
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You Can Tell A Lot about Someone theough Repeated exposure to them and the usage of your.e observational skills
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