my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think
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Guy who fakes his death every time he gets mildly embarrassed about something he did
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This image was created by me btw. i drew it with my own two hands. youre welcome
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a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up
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I have an end-of-life patient to whom I spoke today. She burst out laughing and said, "It was all such fun. I just had so much fun." I wish this for everyone. I wish that we each would meet death laughing, with little regret and even less fear.
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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
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the thing about edgy serial killer songs is that sometimes they slap sorry
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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
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