Bro ate half the elephant’s foot
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Tikhonov moves to Spartak. Confirmed.
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There should have been Sergeev or Frolov instead of Utkin 🤧
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If you once get an opportunity to give Alenichev a blowjob, do it Titov’s way
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Fat ass, many inappropriate incidents with older men, not-so-big not-so-sad brown eyes, excellent football skills — he "plays" for the best team in the country. Adopt him, somebody.
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Alenichev has not participated in El Skúfico for five years 😞
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At 01:19 on April 13, two dark footprints appeared out of nowhere on the floor in the office of FC Zvezda. They were wet to the touch, and if you pressed the carpet in that area, some red iron-smelling liquid would rise above your nails. Within 90 minutes, there were two feet with protruding tibias, skin torn around the ankles and blood pouring out every 3 seconds. At 15:09, as genitals became visible, indicating that it was a boy, a growing rust stain was discovered on the ceiling and muddy brown droplets began falling onto the guts sliced in half. Things started happening faster. At 21:19 it was all over. A new client for Pavel Andreev just dropped.
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Меня раздражают ваша розовая кофточка, ваши сиськи и ваш микрофон
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I hope they have a naked version
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When you saw the Media Lisa schedule
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