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vocallywritten · 23 hours
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"uhhh Mormons don't actually believe that" I assure you their actual beliefs are even more absurd
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vocallywritten · 3 days
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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em
“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant
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vocallywritten · 3 days
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obsessed with what's happening on twitter rn
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vocallywritten · 6 days
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Everybody do the wenis!
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vocallywritten · 7 days
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happy april 30th!
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vocallywritten · 8 days
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Okay but here's a concept I haven't seen people talk much about: Lord Debling courting Penelope, only to very quickly realize her feels for Colin, which then causes him to Uno Reverse Colin's "I'm going to find Pen a husband" plan.
Just imagine Debling as a secret match maker, letting Colin get more and more jealous, manufacturing moments for Penelope to see Colin. It would be a fun time, is all I'm saying
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vocallywritten · 8 days
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Dimension 20 Fashion - Siobhan Thompson in Mentopolis!
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vocallywritten · 8 days
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banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.
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vocallywritten · 11 days
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This season of Game Changer is starting to feel more and more like the people Sam is ACTUALLY messing with is us, the audience.
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vocallywritten · 11 days
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vocallywritten · 13 days
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vocallywritten · 13 days
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adults are always talking about how “kids will do anything to get out of school” and okay, first of all that’s not true, but I think we really need to ask why that idea holds so much sway.
children’s brains are hard-wired to take in new information and acquire new skills. consider, for a moment, just how thoroughly our society had to fuck up the concept of education for it to be a normal thing to assume kids are universally desperate to avoid learning.
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vocallywritten · 14 days
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After this episode, I feel like we, as the audience, are being fucked with.
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how does one even go about explaining this to anyone??!?
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vocallywritten · 14 days
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HOLY SHIT
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all the information is on the task
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vocallywritten · 15 days
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anybody else in the club feeling this one
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vocallywritten · 16 days
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Okay so let me get this straight.
These two motherfuckers have been going on the record saying that while filming they: BROKE furniture, kept going at it because they couldn't hear the director call cut, and apparently are in so many steamy scenes they literally don't stop talking about it.
I'm freaking out. They're so insane for all this.
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vocallywritten · 19 days
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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
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