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Last time Keith goes to his bros for dating advice.

if Shiro is neutral good, Shin is chaotic good.

#NOICE #team broganes

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i know a lot of people were affected extremely by this voltron season

its okay to be mad

you were fucked over

if youre crying or panicking, i suggest you find something to distract yourself, or have a glass of water or something. its not stupid, its okay. after seven seasons you were fucked over majorly and its fine to get upset to that degree but please look after yourselves

if youre currently watching the show and youre not all the way through and its upsetting you i suggest you stop

if youve seen spoilers and you know watching this season will upset you, please dont watch it

i love you

get rest if you stayed up late to watch it

i personally suggest dropping the show altogether.

i hope the creators know the fucking pain theyve caused.

#psa for yall god im so fucking sorry #i hope youre all ok #voltron #so i guess if i ever pick it back up im stopping at season 6

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SHUT UP I LOVE THE HEADCANON THAT KEITH THOUGHT LANCES NAME WAS TAYLOR BECAUSE LANCE KEPT SAYING THEY CALL ME THE TAILOR THAT’S SO FUNNY COZ WHEN LANCE SAYS ‘UH THE NAMES LANCE’ KEITH JUST BLANKS BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK IS LANCE AND WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE TAYLOR DJDJDJHDJJR

#HECKKKKKK #team rivals

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The whole voltron fandom rn:

#STOP

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PRE TEEN KEITH AND LANCE

#djsldbslndlsxjlsd #team rivals

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LOOK @ HOW TINY KEITH IS COMPARED TO SHIRO IM JWHHWWUHRHJF

#this is fuckig adorable #i still havent watched past s3 but. #maybe. #god little baby keith i love him #team broganes

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how long r yall gonna let dreamworks play yall there will be no type a lgbt rep in no got damn voltron

#im still keeping it at an arms length but this is. nice. #shiro

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Never fuck with Hunk

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#SCREMAING #team space bros #otp: i’d recognize that mullet anywhere

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hey! long time no see, huh?

unfortunately, all this nonsense happening recently (especially the self-righteous responses coming from sh@l@dins) i’m just straight-up cutting myself out of the fandom. i deeply love all the mutuals i’ve gotten through this fandom, but i gotta fly :/ if you have non-vld blogs, pls let me know! but otherwise, i’m gonna be unfollowing a lotta folks :0 sorry!

(as always, that isn’t a guarantee that this blog is dead. i may rb things occasionally, esp if i watch the new season! but i’m sick of the bad part of the fandom leaking into my field of vision)

i love all of you, please take care of yourselves, and make somebody you love smile :) <3

#EDIT: if y'all are pro shal PLEASE don't follow my other accounts #yall make me mad uncomfortable sorry #icymi my personal is the-ballad-of-serenity #and the blog i'm active on is my taz fanblog jumpboy-rembrandt #and if yall are looking to relocate your fandom i HIGHLY recommend taz #love yall beyond words <333

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so yesterday I found out that a panic room is a secure room in your house that you can hide in in case of an emergency and NOT a room where you go to scream and vent your frustration so that was a disappointing discovery

#A Mood #team rivals

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keith and allura accidentally becoming best friends

she sneezes in his cereal and they have a 1-week glaring competition that ends in them as besties

keith: ‘can you use your elf ears to hear if i’m breathing too fast’ allura: ‘i’ll kill you in real fucking life kogane’

neither of them can tap dance but by god they’ll try

when keith isn’t embarrassed anymore they talk about all the cute boys they’ve seen

allura: ‘sitting on this couch and talking to you….it makes me feel something’ keith: ‘oh that would be the cheerios i stuffed between the cushions’

allura: ‘hello kevin’ keith: ‘a-loofah’ allura: ‘krossfit’ keith: ‘aurora’ allura: ‘alright enough!!……keith kardashian’

allura has table manners and keith doesn’t but she doesn’t teach him, just witnesses his struggles and laughs

they do impulsive shit like seeing who can chug the most sprite in a minute

keith: ‘you’re like the 3rd girl i’ve talked to in my entire life ‘llura. the other 2 were my mum and Mrs Nichols the cafeteria lady’

they spar together but keith is like a bat out of hell and charges at her, screaming, so she throws her jewellery with enough force to knock him back

keith: ‘FIGHT ME LIKE A PALADIN’ allura throwing her tiara at his face: ‘STOP SCREAMING I GET OVERWHELMED’

keith: ‘i don’t wanna do the dishes tonight princess’ allura chameleon-changing into her galra form: ‘you will wash those dishes’ keith, crying hard: ‘yes of course’

they do impulsive shit like making the castleship do a barrel roll

red sits them on her two paws and nuzzles their heads while they talk about their families

allura: ‘you remind me a lot of my dad actually’ keith: ‘why’s that’ allura: ‘he was also a sasuke cosplayer’

they swap clothing so allura wears keith’s jacket and keith wears her cape but it gets stuck in the fridge door

allura: ‘you have a crush on lance right?’ keith turning red: ‘how did you-‘ allura: ‘haha tomato’ keith: ‘shut your fuck’ allura: ‘HA. HA. TOMATO’

they do impulsive shit like opening up about their sad pasts where they both start crying and allura uses keith’s hair like a tissue

allura: ‘haha lance used hair gel today. are you blushiiiiiing’ keith sighing: ‘he looks good’ allura: ‘haha BEETROOT’

they make a promise to stop the other from doing reckless things but because they have no impulse control, it ends with keith slicing the couch with his bayard and allura shouting macbeth lyrics at him

keith: ‘i can’t stop thinking about lance. i’m burning for him’ allura, a hopeless romantic: ‘GHDHÏGSHØGSÆHSÛBHDŁ’ keith: ‘how did you do that with your mouth’

allura teaches him about galra culture and he teaches her sick knife tricks

neither of them know how to spell croissant

keith: ‘i’ve never had a friend like you. thank you ‘llura’ allura trying to hide her tears: ‘you’re ok too bitch i guess i’d save you from a burning building’

#team more than blood #i love them

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You ever have those days where you’re like ‘this might as well happen. Adult life is already so god damn weird’

Shiro (via incorrect-voltron-quote)

#shiro #this is him #this is shiro the entire series

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hunk and lotor on the castleship

to say they don’t get along is an understatement 

lotor: “hello smell-adins. i have defected from my father and ask for sanctuary” hunk: “sanctuary THIS!” 

everyone screaming: “hunk no!!!!” 

lotor: “so this is the food goo machine?” hunk: “don’t touch it” 

lotor snapping it in half: “wow how did that happen??” hunk firing up his bayard: “pidge close your eyes” 

hunk: “sorry i was gone guys! i needed that nap!” lotor: “hmm it would be a shame if you were to, you know, die in your sleep” 

hunk: “i made cookies for everyone!” lotor: “oh lovely” hunk: “you have really long pretty fingers. it would be a shame if you lost them”

lotor: “nice wig, what’s it made of?” hunk: “your mother’s chest hair” 

hunk: “guys, when did allura tell us to be on the bridge by” lotor: “7am” hunk: “shut up lotor you ignorant slut” 

lance: “7am” hunk: “thank you” 

on movie nights they sit on opposite sides of the couch and glare at each other until their eyes water

keith: “wait do you guys hear that faint buzzing sound?? i think some machinery is broken” lance: “i hear it too” 

hunk listening carefully: “oh it’s just lotor speaking” 

the team trains together until lotor handcuffs hunk to a training bot for 5 hours and hunk knocks him out by throwing pidge at him 

pidge as she’s sailing in midair: “not how i expected my tuesday to go” 

lotor: “pssst. red paladin. would you like to join my half-galra pop group?” keith taking a deep breath and screaming: “HUUUUUUUUUNK HE’S TRYING TO RECRUIT ME LIKE YOU SAAAAAAID” 

shiro: “i brought you warm soup” hunk: “thank you”

lotor: “and i brought you tray” hunk: “….thank you..”

lotor: “beTRAYal” hunk gasping: “lotor! you stupid bitch! no!” 

hunk rigs the castle’s temperature systems so it’s always -6 degrees in lotor’s room only

lotor: “on my planet they would call me The Lion” hunk: “not The Bitch? weird” 

#the fuckin keith one adghsgjsfhjd #hunk #lotor

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Wake me up Inside

#Nice #shiro

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evidence keith is gay

he’s very good and i like him

#this is so sweet aww #gen

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lance and keith may be loving bfs, but they’re also the ultimate shitpost duo:

they’re not afraid to let each other know how they feel

lance: “i love you but your feet fucking stink, bitch, go wash them” keith: :/

keith, sniffing the air: “oh god, did you fart?” lance: *starts laughing* keith, unable to stop himself from laughing too: “that’s so bad, what the fuck did you eat”

they were banned by shiro and allura from having another pillow fight ever again

keith: “it wasn’t even that bad tho” shiro: “we found coran cowering in a corner” keith: “….ok it was pretty bad”

hunk: “can you tell me why you’re sneaking around like you’re the grinch who stole christmas?” lance: “shh keep it down! i’m in the middle of a nerf war with keith”

lance: “i’m on a winning streak and i’m not about to lose now” keith, crashing down from the ceiling vents: “peek-a-boo, bitch” 

lance: “…tick-tock” keith: “on the clock” both: “but the party don’t stop, no” 

they have countless pictures on pidge’s lance’s phone of each other just making the ugliest faces at the camera 

keith, whispering into lance’s ear: “…shiro doing the macarena” lance: *screams into his pillow*

keith: “what if we woke up and pidge was suddenly taller than all of us?” lance: “i swear if another word comes out of your hell mouth-”

lance: “how much goo do you think i can stuff into my mouth before i spew it all out?” keith: “i don’t know but i’m tagging along because this is something i need to see”

lance: “that’s weird, the hose isn’t working” keith: “what?? hunk’s gonna kill us if we break it again, lemme see” *peers into the hose*

lance: *sprays keith in the face* keith, dripping with green goo: “hey….you like hugs, right? c’mere” *starts chasing lance*

#thats that GOOD shit #otp: i’d recognize that mullet anywhere

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KEITH ???? SEE KEITH MARCH 2nD KEITH BABAY CONME. Back SOON?? kEITH ??? MY KEITH KEITH ??? aKIRA KEITH kOGAne….BACK IN 31 dAYS ………k e i T H!!!!??!?!

#im going to lose my shit #my wonderful space uncle