As a Brit myself, this made me giggle
Mr. Teavee: Is it just me or does Wonka seem a few quarters short of a buck?
Mr. Salt: I'm sorry, I don't speak American.
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YIPPEEE
a highschool geography teacher and his screen-addict son
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MRS TEAVEEE!!!!!!!
meow
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ignore the glitch and the weird ending hm
"who's your fav-" YES (real ones know)
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Mr Beauregarde: what's the most you've spent on a good bottle of wine?
Mrs Teavee: about fifteen minutes
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“I don’t need to go outside to be what I’ll be! Reality is something I can get from TV!”
Mike Teavee from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: The New Musical (2017)
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Wonka: so, you decided to try my television machine.. even though I told you not to. Repeatedly.
Mike: your honour, I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor.
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