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oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

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cheese drawer for nothing but cheese

sometimes the cheese overflows onto the shelf above

bc the cheese drawer is a whole shelf to itself

i would rather die than not eat cheese

cheese is my life

cheese is everything to me

cheese

Things I’m learning about All For the Game fans: a lot of y’all didn’t grow up with a cheese drawer in your fridge and it shows

#i fucking love cheese

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Reblog if there's something wrong with you

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how to find literally any post on a blog in seconds (on desktop)

there are so many posts about ~tumblr is so broken, you can’t find any post on your own blog, it’s impossible, bluhrblub~

I am here to tell you otherwise! it is in fact INCREDIBLY easy to find a post on a blog if you’re on desktop/browser and you know what you’re doing:

url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant. every single post, every single time. in chronological order starting with the most recent post. note: it will not find #croissants or that time you made the typo #croidnssants. for a tag with multiple words, it’s just /tagged/my-croissant and it will show you everything with the exact phrase #my croissant

url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant/chrono will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the exact phrase #croissant, but it will show them in reverse order with the oldest first 

url.tumblr.com/search/croissant isn’t as perfect at finding everything, but it’s generally loads better than the search on mobile. it will find a good array of posts that have the word croissant in them somewhere. could be in the body of the post (op captioned it “look at my croissant”) or in the tags (#man I want a croissant). it won’t necessarily find EVERYTHING like /tagged/ does, but I find it’s still more reliable than search on mobile. you can sometimes even find posts by a specific user by searching their url. also, unlike whatever random assortment tumblr mobile pulls up, it will still show them in a more logically chronological order

url.tumblr.com/day/2020/11/05 will show you every post on the blog from november 5th, 2020, in case you’re taking a break from croissants to look for destiel election memes 

url.tumblr.com/archive/ is search paradise. easily go to a particular month and see all posts as thumbnails! search by post type! search by tags but as thumbnails now

url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio will show you every audio post on your blog (you can also filter by other post types). sometimes a little imperfect if you’re looking for a video when the op embedded the video in a text post instead of posting as a video post, etc

url.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/croissant will show you EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant, but it will show you them in the archive thumbnail view divided by months. very useful if you’re looking for a specific picture of a croissant that was reblogged 6 months ago and want to be able to scan for it quickly 

url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio/tagged/croissant will show you every audio post tagged with the specific phrase #croissant (you can also filter by photo or text instead, because I don’t know why you have audio posts tagged croissant) 

the tag system on desktop tumblr is GENUINELY amazing for searching within a specific blog! 

caveat: this assumes a person HAS a desktop theme (or “custom theme”) enabled. a “custom theme” is url.tumblr.com, as opposed to tumblr.com/url. I’ve heard you have to opt-into the former now, when it used to be the default, so not everyone HAS a custom theme where you can use all those neat url tricks. 

if the person doesn’t have a “custom theme” enabled, you’re beholden to the search bar. still, I’ve found the search bar on tumblr.com/url is WAY more reliable than search on mobile. for starters, it tends to bring posts up in a sensible order, instead of dredging up random posts from 2013 before anything else

if you’re on mobile, I’m sorry. godspeed and good luck finding anything. (my one tip is that if you’re able to click ON a tag rather than go through the search bar, you’ll have better luck. if your mutual has recently reblogged a post tagged #croissant, you can click #croissant and it’ll bring up everything tagged #croissant just like /tagged/croissant. but if there’s no readily available tag to click on, you have to rely on the mobile search bar and its weird bizarre whims) 

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Party gurls

Bloom would definitely be that one friend that gets drunk and expresses how much she loves everyone until she’s sobbing on the floor

#this is me i am this mess #love that winx club is now showing up on my dash #time to make another side blog

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who wants to walk in a park with me

#we can walk through fields of flowers and get lost down forgotten paths in the woods #and we can find a bench under some trees and pull out our favourite books and sit there getting absorbed in fantasy as the birds chirp and #the bees buzz and water in the nearby stream trickles over rocks and all of our problems just melt away #and then we get pastries from a local bakery and we let the crumbs fall to the floor so the robins can snack on them once we've walked away #and we buy some waterfowl feed and stand on the edge on the stream and feed the ducks and swans and any other bird that wants some #and as the sun starts setting we amble along the lantern lit path back to civilisation #sounds like the perfect platonic moot date

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being genderfluid, afab (using it to make the point but i have xx chromosomes), and probably PCOS fucking sucks bc im always dysphoric

feeling femm? nope, you have a low voice and lots of body hair and facial hair and have literally been called transphobic slurs bc people think you're a trans woman

feeling masc? tits

feeling somewhere in the middle or off the spectrum? tits

it sucks ass let me tell you

#im having a bad day today let me tell you #shark week is hitting hard omfg #lgbtqia #genderfluid #sadie rambles

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My turn for the notes game lol. If this gets to 2024 notes, I'll seriously start studying for my exam next month

#i’ve been summoned

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what is the truth

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

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Pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for destiel fanfiction

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Just discovered an early Protestant theory about werewolves (the Catholics had their own complicated ideas about whether werewolves were possible and how they worked, don’t worry about it) was that an imbalance of melancholic humors could fuck up your alchemical makeup so badly that you transform into a wolf.

Fellas, you ever get so sad that you just straight-up turn into a fucking wolf? I know I have.

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So I just want to share this research paper I wrote my senior year on Alan L. Hart, I poured my heart into this thing and still had to cut soil ass stuff duo to word count restraints. I had to constantly email my highschool’s administrators because the sites I was using (which where college databases of documents and an old newspaper database) kept being blocked, thank you to my English teacher, Mr. Wood, who listened to my rambling about how cool I found this and how annoyed I was when trying to find sources (they where very difficult to find but I was dead seton getting good sources, and alot of them misgendered the man) and then the following anger when my really awesome database got blocked for almost a week.

Also it took me half way through editing this paper to realize that he and I share a birthday and that made my day.

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People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

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medically recognised but not formally diagnosed as in:

- was told i was probably autistic by my old therapist who was both qualified and autistic herself

- did the aq-10 and scored 9 on multiple occasions when conducted by doctors

- did the aq-10 to my uni’s disability advisor (qualified) who reworked the questions and i still scored 9

- the person who did my private adhd diagnosis also did an unofficial asd one and in my diagnosis paperwork it has an entire section in who i am (probably) autistic, and she used do asd diagnosis’s as part of her job before it was removed from their services

- literally everyone i meet and know for long enough isn’t surprised when i tell them

the only reason i don’t have a diagnosis is bc i’ve moved a lot for uni and keep getting shuffled between regions and have to keep going back on the waiting list (underfunded nhs)

Medically recognized, but not formally diagnosed: a psychologist or other professional recognizes your autism, but you don't have a formal diagnosis

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