Paul: but I wonder, is that really four and a half hours of work 🧐🤨
Maggie: well, it was for me!
YOU TELL HIM MAGGIE
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paul hollywood: overbaked. underproven. this is the worst thing i've ever eaten. you whore. you fool. i'd rather eat dog food than this, you bastard buffoon.
paul hollywood, immediately after: thank you very much :)
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Paul Hollywood: don't make mistakes
everyone: makes mistakes out of spite
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collection 6 episode 4:dessert week is without a doubt the best episode of bake off.
why?
paul hollywood gets a PIE TO THE FACE like he fuckin DESERVES
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Linda: This is a tribute to my late daughter I'm sure she's really proud of me :')
Paul: messy 🙄 next
Peter:
Paul: Beautiful, perfect, so neat, gorgeous, star baker
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Reasons to Hate Paul #309:
When he found out a baker made her own metal chocolate mold and he proceeded to make fun of how it looked!
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Reasons to hate Paul #307:
when he ripped apart someone’s pomegranate Charlotte Russe simply because he doesn’t like pomegranate
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pointing out to a crying french baker that pain au chocolat sent her home is just one of the many reasons I would not piss on paul hollywood if he were on fire
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FUCK PAUL HOLLYWOOD
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I simply couldn’t be on Great British Bake Off. I’d see Paul Hollywood’s stupid fucking face about to critique me and I would loose it. “Oh I can’t bake bread? At least I didn’t cheat on my wife you ugly bastard.”
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Paul Hollywood: *appears*
Me:
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Improve Great British Bake-Off by replacing P*ul Fucking H*llyw**d with Guy Fieri
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And the baker leaving the tent this week is…
Paul Hollywood.
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Gbbo has given Paul Hollywood too much power, who has ever thought let’s shove a cage around a tart???
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paul hollywood is pure shit just want mary berry back 😔😔😔
lmaoo don’t get me wrong I like all the new hosts especially noel but if we could just replace paul with mary that would be lovely
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Paul Hollywood has almost Indescribably small dick energy
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reblog if you're a paul hollywood hate blog
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