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Obligatory reference to sample size.

#infant heart surgey gang rise up!!

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in a situationship with God.

#the locked tomb

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#this is an accurate encapsulation of my last month

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wait did marquis de sade do something problematic

#exquisite #kink

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literally lost out on buying our stupid rural dream house because the fucking appraiser didn't think it was worth the purchase price because it hadn't had "updates." it had new septic and wiring, but those don't count apparently. only kitchen cabinets and fixtures?? it was a century home with flooring you literally can't get anymore because we cut down all the fucking trees. it had original millwork. christ. this is what happens when housing is a ~financial instrument~ instead of, you know, a place for people to live. i have never met this guy but i hate him with my entire heart, i hope he drinks scalding irradiated garbage juice every day for the rest of his life.

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Charlie Vickers as Halbrand/Sauron The Rings of Power, Episode 3

#[cups hands around mouth] WHORE #slut Sauron who bottoms #lotrops

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the FUCKING bank I swear to god. sending turbo diarrhea to the property appraiser via mind control ray

#im just trying to keep chickens let me buy the fucking house!!!!! #whattexts

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having to be on instagram for professional reasons makes me want to explode my phone with my mind. what the hell is this fuckass interface, why isnt there a functional desktop view, how and why does anyone ever use this app. dogshit experience.

#whattexts #IT SHOULD HAVE A DESKTOP VERSION -- old man yells at cloud

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JORDAN X HENNESSY, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE MIND-BODY PROBLEM.

Unidentified photographer. Photograph of Madame X as exhibited at the 1884 Salon. / Pierre Verdy/AFP via Getty. Naomi Campbell for Chanel 1997 S/S HC - Hysterical Elegance. / John Singer Sargent (American, 1856-1925). Madame X (Madame Pierre Gautreau), 1883-84.

#OOOOOHHHHH #trc

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At times, the original flora [of Palestine] manages to return in surprising ways. Pine trees were planted not only over bulldozed houses, but also over fields and olive groves. In the new development town of Migdal Ha-Emek, for example, the JNF did its utmost to try and cover the ruins of the Palestinian village of Mujaydil, at the town’s eastern entrance, with rows of pine trees, not a proper forest in this case but just a small wood. Such ‘green lungs’ can be found in many of Israel’s development towns that cover destroyed Palestinian villages (Tirat Hacarmel over Tirat Haifa, Qiryat Shemona over Khalsa, Ashkelon over Majdal, etc.). But this particular species failed to adapt to the local soil and, despite repeated treatment, disease kept afflicting the trees. Later visits by relatives of some of Mujaydial’s original villagers revealed that some of the pine trees had literally split in two and how, in the middle of their broken trunks, olive trees had popped up in defiance of the alien flora planted over them fifty-six years ago.

—Ilan Pappé, from The Ethnic Cleansing of Palestine

#palestine

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it's fascinating, because that is the role! the point of him is that he's a shapeshifter infinitely capable of deceit. and the casting director achieved this by picking charlie vickers and his incurable case of Just Some Guy disease. he is somehow both utterly magnetic and completely forgettable once he leaves your line of sight. charlie vickers the man that you are (who??)

CHARLIE VICKERS as SAURON — & ANNATAR RINGS OF POWER SEASON 2 TEASER (2024)

#TO BE CLEAR I LOVE HIS PERFORMANCE #but he is an incomprehensible void to me #lotrops

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ok but to me, they don't even need to do anything. because my charlie vickers specific face blindness is so bad i had to stare at this set for SO long in order to recognize him. screen brightness up to maximum, zoomed in as fuck, and i'm still like "have i seen him before???" like truly sorry to this man.

CHARLIE VICKERS as SAURON — & ANNATAR RINGS OF POWER SEASON 2 TEASER (2024)

#lotrops

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Probably my favorite thing in the Rings of Power S2 trailer is that when Durin is doing the whole "an evil--ancient and powerful--has returned" voiceover, what they show isn't something monstrous, or smirky Annatar. No, what they show is Halbrand looking utterly desolate and miserable. I mean, seriously. Behold! This is your powerful evil guys:

A dude who looks more wrecked over a breakup than anyone in the history of Middle Earth.

I love it.

#lotrops #SLUT SAURON WHO BOTTOMS #he's so sadwetpathetic

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happy mother’s day to mór. she truly said fuck them kids. she left and ignored her son for years then upon meeting him again shot him. no one is doing it like her.

#MOMMY #trc

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if i have to read one more thing predicated on the idea that women are more virtuous by dint of biology and/or oppression i am going to explode things in my mind

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ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!

On this excellent day, be aware that this is the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world, covering over 95,000 square miles and reaching depths of over a thousand feet. They are beautiful freshwater seas.

Also when you die in these lakes, the very cold, oxygen-poor conditions at the bottom preserves you perfectly for all eternity. You will not rot and nothing will eat you. You will exist for as long as the Great Lakes do. Many shipwrecks still have the crew on board. Be Aware.

#lake ontario loml #GEORGIAN BAY MY BELOVED #the great lakes really are those girls

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the best way I can describe this process is if someone with tumblr level reading comprehension was in charge of the single biggest financial decision of my life. I try, in general, to be at least agnostic on the matter of the inner lives of my fellow man, everyone is fighting an unseen battle etc. but this woman. Is it your first day—alive? genuinely I hope you have a loved one dying of cancer or something that is making you act like this because otherwise I am genuinely concerned that the bank is engaging in illegal child labour practices and you are actually a tall twelve year old in business casual.

every day of my wild and precious life that i have to spend on the phone with the fucking bank brings me incrementally closer to homicide.

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