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Sub-Drop HCs

Coop:

It should surprise no one that Coop is a little bit of a baby. So if he's not taken care of properly, or it's just been the wrong kind of day, he crashes and crashes hard.

And he NEEDS comfort. The aftercare he needs after this is so crucial

He can't really define his feelings in the moment or afterward but it's probably something really similar to shame. He's still a guy, after all, and some of this feels kind of emasculating.

He loves it any other time, but sometimes it just hits weird and now he's not okay, y'know?

Holding you will make him feel a bit better, so will a warm bath or a good snack. He's simple, what can I say

You can't leave him alone but he might seem closed off. It's no big deal, it's just the typical emotional process of a dumb blonde with daddy issues.

Basically sub drop protocol is the same as any Sad Coop protocol: remove what's bothering him if possible, feed, clean, and cuddle. He'll fall asleep and wake up with a better attitude.

Sometimes it might help to call Remer in and have Remer help you comfort him. They've just been friends for so long that Remer knows all the tricks.

Eventually you won't need that anymore and Remer will in fact be calling YOU in when Coop's upset and you're not around

Remer

Generally knows his limits better than Coop so he won't usually push himself into breaking his own boundaries.

He will however definitely have off days, or work himself into a mood over something, or otherwise become fragile enough that he'll decide during sex that everything is wrong and it's all fucked

And then he needs you very badly

Again, can't define these feelings but it's shame-based. He doesn't usually feel shame but when he does it hits hard.

What he needs will depend on the day but it generally involves taking a break, just being fussed over a bit.

He'll probably want to finish later anyway, just not as intense of a dynamic during so that he can still come without thinking about whatever hit him in the first place

Again, Coop may be required if nothing else is helping. Sometimes you wonder abt them-

He might use it as an excuse to lay on your chest or squeeze your ass. Like don't get him wrong it WAS serious and he DOES appreciate you... but bring out the titties. Y'know. Just because. It might help!!

He's also a bit on the switchier side so he gets dom drop sometimes too and when that happens just let him hold you while he gets 'they're not afraid of me because I've never seriously hurt them' through his fluffy-haired head

#baseketball x reader #joe cooper x reader #doug remer x reader #idk what brought this on I'm just bored

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remer’s the type of guy where if you were doing dishes and water splashed on your shirt and you were like “aw man i got my shirt wet” that dude would come hauling ass down the hall

#you say 'aw fuck my shirt' and suddenly the lOUDEST FOOTSTEPS are coming very fast #like in fnaf when foxy's coming down the hall

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Family HCs

I'm having Family Angst atm so we're writing about Coop and Remer's families (or rather the versions of their families I invented to project Issues onto lmao)

Coop

He seems 'parents are divorced' to me

His dad is nominally around but in actuality he only shows up on the odd holiday or birthday to ruin everyone's day and then split again

Once or twice he'll even stick around for a full day to a week, promising "this time it's for good, I'm gonna do it right Joey I promise." But it never lasts.

And his mom raised him with the help of his grandparents and an aunt/uncle so he was hardly starved for love or attention right?

And yet he still felt painfully lost growing up

Having even one person just completely Not Care about your existence when you're that young and vulnerable really fucks with you.

He loves his mom, his grandparents are cool and all (though he's definitely had his issues with all of them at some point). He routinely decides he hates his dad, he misses his dad, his dad was doing his best and he should be a little more forgiving, nevermind his dad is a piece of shit

Remer has been a big help in all this through the years to a point that Coop can't imagine having done this without him, and can't imagine anyone else knowing all of it.

Coop and his grandfather were really close growing up. They watched games together and all that.

Coop probably knows how to do small 'grandma task' type things like mend a small rip or something.

Just in general, big 'my grandparents were an important part of my childhood' vibes

Once when his dad was around, he took Coop and Remer to the game where he caught that ball and started the whole thing.

Coop's mom is a terrible cook. That's why that psyche-out didn't work, it's just kinda true and he knows it. Insult his uncle's cooking on the other hand? Excuse me? That man was the only reason he didn't live off of McDonald's growing up, you take that shit back

As an adult, Coop talks to his mom a lot and goes home for alternating holidays etc. His dad sometimes shows up to ask for money (especially now that he's a sports star) but other than that... they don't talk much.

Remer

His parents are NOT divorced. But tbh they should be.

His mom's not super loud or controlling or anything but she IS hard to get along with. She pretty much only likes Remer.

His dad's more silent about his loathing of all other people (except Remer) but it's definitely there.

Basically his parents like him a whole lot but more or less nothing and no one else which put a lot of pressure on Remer to earn his 'only good person' title but other than that he's fine.

He hates how they can't be in the same room for more than five minutes without his mother deciding not to talk to anyone anymore and his dad blaming random faults on her but whatever. At least they both exist.

He lived like a child of divorce: only hanging out with one of them at a time, constantly reassuring them he didn't love the other more, etc. Only they were 'together.'

He wasn't really in conflict with either of them but it was still a pretty tense environment so he usually just hung out on his own.

He doesn't want to get married because he's only ever seen it work out with one of them splitting randomly or them both hating each other.

His parents are both only children and his dad's parents hate his mom and his mom's parents hate his dad's parents so his family always felt even smaller than it was because none of them could ever be in the same room together.

His mom also probably hated all his girlfriends. (Also I have this hc that Coop's dad slept with one of Coop or Remer's gfs at one point shortly after Baseketball took off and it was a whole ordeal and almost caused a scandal)

His dad hates Coop and it drives Remer nuts. Like the only real fight he ever has with his dad is the 'what is your issue with Coop' fight.

There were a lot of times when Remer was like 'oh this is gonna be it for sure they're totally done' but they just didn't get divorced or even separate for more than like a week and he was losing it

As an adult he literally could not care less. He sees them Enough and that's as far as that line of thinking goes.

#baseketball x reader #joe cooper x reader #doug remer x reader #these are not based on trey and matt's parents obviously #I just wanted to make some shit up today #also do you guys ever get the feeling that your parents must've gotten married out of boredom or is that just me #like did neither of you have anything better to do wtf

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college aged remer had a porn stash of fem dom dvds

college aged remer who tries to edge himself along with the dvd but has absolutely zero self control so he can’t stop himself from coming at the sight of the dominatrix degrading the poor bastard on screen.

college aged remer who uses that as an opportunity to delve into overstimulation for the first time. the dvd's still playing on the tv, and he's still hard after the first round so fuck it, why not. taking his cock back in hand, he immediately winces at the sensitivity that runs through him. it's enough that he's ready to give up completely, turn off the tv and call it for the night, but the woman on the tv sounds like she's talking to him when she speaks.

"do you like that? do you like feeling a little pain like a whore?" it's her condensing tone, combined with the fact that she already knows the man splayed out in front of her is putty in her hands, that has remer picking his cock back up. he sucked in a breath through gritted teeth, as he matches the pace of the woman on screen, wishing that it was him being used like that instead. it's fucking hot to him, how she doesn't care about how the man is begging her to let him cum, how she walks around him on the table like she's stalking a prey. her hand comes down to slap the skin of the man's thigh on screen, and remer finds himself copying it, needing to feel just a fraction of what he is. the sting of his own hand makes him cry out, hips jumping at the harsh contact. and when she pinches at the man's taught nipple, remer does too, softly groaning at how good it feels. he's trying so hard not to cum, wanting to listen to the instructions of a woman who's not even there with him, even answering her when she speaks.

"poor baby, i bet you want to cum so badly," the dominatrix mocks the man whose cock is red and weeping against his stomach.

"yes ma'am," remer whispers to no one but himself. she drags her palm across the length, laughing at him when the man bucks his hips up for more friction and she removes it. remer whimpers at the desperation, imagining how agonizing it must be to not be able to touch her with the restraints she's got on him. the sight of them makes him wonder how it would feel to not be in control for once, to be forced down and used by someone who doesn't care about whether or not he cums or not. she treats the man like an object, and that's what remer wants, what he needs. the pace of his hand picks up, watching as the woman finally sinks down on the man's cock, grinding her way to her own pleasure. the way she is practically using the man as her own toy makes remer tense his body, thighs trembling at his fast approaching second orgasm. he almost takes his hand off completely to stop himself before he comes without permission, but he hears the dominatrix's voice call out to him.

"come for me, i want to feel you come inside me." she isn't asking, she's demanding him too, and remer has no choice but to listen. he comes for the second time that night, shuttering and burying his head into the crook of his arm to muffle the moan that rips through his chest.

#I COULD RUIN HIM YOUR HONOR #fuck this is so fucking good

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Hangover Cure- Coop

Idk I'm bored have a short oneshot. Tw emetophobia and headaches and it's not very soft or fluffy sorry

His head. Is going. To explode. His skull melted some time last night and now his head is a gooey lump of pureed brains and tender flesh. That's the only explanation for this level of pain.

You are here too, and mercifully you're quiet. Not that he doesn't love your voice but he's gonna kill the first person to talk to him today so it's cool that it's not you. It'd suck to kill you.

The room is still with a kind of stale humidity that makes him think last night was riotous. Even the thought of having any energy right now is just... ugh. Nope. He misses Last Night Coop. Last Night Coop sounds like a fun guy.

Not a boneless pile of raw nerve endings and throbbing pain.

And he's hungry. Moving would not be a good idea right now because even shifting to glance around is driving spikes through the dissolved remains of his skull but he needs food desperately. Maybe water too.

Scratch that, he's nauseous actually. And he doesn't want to barf on you or straight up into the air like a gross fountain so he has to roll over and make a desperate grab for the trash can by his bed.

He makes it. Luckily. He'd have been fucked otherwise.

The noise from his expulsion of his internal organs woke you up and you groan, long and low and sounding exactly how he feels right then.

"Again?" You ask, referring probably to the barfing. "How is there anything left?"

"There's not," he says.

"Makes sense," you say. "Tha'ss like the fifth time." Coop remembers now. And feels like he needs to brush his teeth. "You should have some water." Every noise drags sandpaper along the inside of his head. He groans in a way that sounds almost like a sob. "Okay," you say, quieter. "I'll go get it." You stand up- gingerly, sporting your own headache- and head for the kitchen.

You come back with a bowl of cereal and a carton of orange juice. You shove the orange juice into his hand and point to his nightstand, where some Aspirin already sits. He takes both the orange juice and the Aspirin. Then he reaches for the cereal.

"Nuh-uh, fuck off, I'm not sharing," you say. "You want food, drink your juice and go get it yourself." Coop pouts and rolls his eyes but he drinks the orange juice.

It's not water. It tastes better than water. Water might taste like barf right now if he tried to drink some.

"Thanks," he says. The headache's still bad but it's clearing up enough that his own voice no longer sounds like a very loud gong ringing in his head.

"Sure," you say. He flops onto your lap. You set the cereal bowl down on his back like he's a table. "Thanks."

"Sure," he answers, already close to going back to sleep.

#baseketball x reader #baseketball #joe coop cooper #joe cooper x reader #trey parker x reader #this is how he is fight me idc

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#file this under: #shit coop n remer send u when they’re travelling #<lmao yeah exactly

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Can't Take Them Anywhere

Coop/Reader/Remer HCs. Can be read as romantic or platonic

They are the definition of "committed to the bit". Plus side, they're hilarious and they will turn anything into a good time. Down side, it can be embarrassing and sometimes it will have weird unforseen consequences

(Like, for example, that time at the amusement park that they saw that one couple being really weird and annoying and decided to one-up them but took it too far and got all of you kicked out.)

They also get bored easily. They don't understand a lot of what's happening most of the time and getting lost automatically checks them out of the conversation.

So they find ways to entertain themselves. This typically means 'goof around and almost break something'

Coop points at any and every ugly thing he sees (gargoyle, weird drawing, unsuspecting strangers) and says "oh look it's your mom" to Remer.

Remer plays impromptu smash or pass with everything. He's joking, he wouldn't actually fuck that cactus (or would he? No. He's kidding. Or is he?)

They don't know how to dress appropriately for anything. If you're taking them somewhere nice you need to choose their outfits because otherwise you will have Remer in a t-shirt and boxers ("dude, no one can tell it's fine") and Coop in a random button-up shirt and a tie he didn't tie correctly, neither of which match the pants and sneakers he chose.

Remer once accidentally shoplifted from a gift shop at a museum you took him to. He didn't mean to just walk out with one of those giant stuffed animals, it just kinda happened. It's a miracle he got away with it too. You didn't try to make him return it because how exactly would that conversation go?

Coop is clumsy. Don't take him somewhere with lots of breakables because they will get broken.

They also don't understand what appropriate levels of PDA are. And they will encourage your worse urges too. What do you mean you can't slap Coop's ass in public? Relax, no one's looking and Remer's giving you the thumb's up!

When they're on their best behavior, they're actually kind of perfect. It's nice to know these two have got your back completely in all situations

It's a good thing they're rich because otherwise the exorbitant amount of money they spend on random shit they think is cool would be concerning. You almost never leave a place empty-handed

"Here hang onto this for a sec" and it's the most ridiculous thing they could hand you. How did they even get this you're like 85% sure they don't have them here

100% the type to lay/jump on all the mattresses at furniture stores. They don't care that you're not supposed to do that

Absolute anarchy in a grocery store. They cannot go alone because they'll come back with every snack known to man and no real food or toilet paper and they can't go together because they'll fight with toy swords or pool noodles or something.

It's really annoying but everything else about them usually makes up for it and then some.

#baseketball x reader #joe cooper x reader #doug remer x reader #joe coop cooper #doug remer #matt stone x reader #trey parker x reader

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Sub!Joe Cooper HCs

Needed to do both my boys justice. Enjoy! (Or don't, I'm my target audience anyway lol)

Wants to be a good boy. Isn't lying when he promises to be a good boy he SWEARS he's trying. Buttttt it's hard not to give in to his brat instinct.

More into overstim than edging but after a certain point it all blends together and he gets dizzy and whiny

He's not exactly a whimperer but he makes breathier moans the more desperate he's getting. If it just becomes a broken sigh he's about to come

Likes to be marked up a little. Scratches, hickeys, that kind of thing. Whenever anyone notices them or he catches sight of them in the mirror he gets turned on again

Likes to be called 'mine' in bed. He wants you to be possessive over him. He wants to be yours.

Needy even when not in subspace. Craves touch. Squirms until he feels like he's touching you as much as possible

Becomes a pillow prince when subby. Like yeah he'll totally try to make it good for you but also he is a boneless thing made of jelly now.

He's a liiiittle insecure about how he's a bit chubby but you seem to like it so hell yeah, grope away babe!

Likes to hold your hand while you go down on him. And if he starts getting overstimulated holding your hand helps ground him so he can take it a little longer.

Definitely begs really pretty

Flushes a beautiful shade of pink everywhere when he's flustered or really turned on. It flusters him even more when you point that out

Don't degrade him without also praising him. He's a whore, yeah, but he's YOUR very good whore

So easy to convince him to get pegged istg. Fuck pride, he wants your cock (or the closest thing you've got) in him!

Likes to be fucked from behind if he's bottoming. Bend him over but don't let him hide his face and muffle his moans in the pillow

Don't let him stifle his little noises for you in general. They're so hot. (Tell him that to see the pretty shade of pink again)

He puts on a really good show for you. Those eyes looking at you through their lashes as he goes down on you are such a sight and he will jerk off while doing it just to make it a little hotter (it works so fucking well)

Really good at sixty-nining.

If he's been away for a while that's basically a guarantee you'll be taking control that night. He feels the pressure he's under very strongly and the only way to relieve that is for you to hijack his brain and rewire it to be solely focused on what you're doing to him

Tends to repeat things you say sometimes? Like he doesn't even realize it but if you say he's "[your] good boy" or anything like that he'll repeat after you. Bringing it up will definitely embarrass him but your praise just sticks with him ig

He needs a lot of aftercare. Like aftercare is a given anyway obviously but when he's subbing he needs you to kiss everything better and clean him up or he feels awkward as hell

So tired when you're done too. Like he'll fall asleep while you're cleaning him up

He'll still be aware of you though and if you leave he wakes right up and misses you. Yes he saw you ten seconds ago. What's your point?

#joe coop cooper #baseketball x reader #baseketball #joe cooper x reader #trey parker x reader

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Masterlist, I Guess

Only seems right that I make one so if any of you like my stuff you can find it without combing through everything else I've ever done. Also so I can find my own shit easier. This will be updated as new stuff is posted.

As usual I'm also on ao3 at GayForTheBit!

Masterlist Below:

Baseketball

Sub!Doug Remer HCs

Sub!Joe Cooper HCs

Can't Take Them Anywhere (HCs about both of them going places with you)

Hangover Cure- Coop

Family HCs

Sub-Drop HCs

#my stuff

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Sub!Doug Remer HCs

Happy Sunday and happy Mother's Day! By the time you read this neither thing will be true but it's true for me right now as I write this so whatever. Anyway I'm horny for the South Park guys again so... enjoy some thoughts about Doug Remer being subby.

Bratty. Will promise to be good knowing full well he's gonna make it hard for you every step of the way.

Mouths off and makes demands constantly. It's almost like he thinks he's in charge.

Gets off on you reminding him he's not. Finds it so hot when you put him back in his place.

When he's in his subbier mood he wants you to pull on his hair. Use it like a handle to fuck/ride his face.

Likes it a little rougher. If you leave a mark of any kind he will try to make sure it's visible. All this to say, bite him. Everywhere.

Loves giving or receiving oral and during his subby moods he wants you to hold him down and take what you want from him. Pin his hips to the mattress while you suck him off. Sit on his face or hold him down on your crotch. He'll make it worth your while.

Hell, just seeing him enjoy it so damn much is almost enough on its own

Usually when he's eating you out/sucking you off he wants to be on his knees and/or above you while you lay down so he has a little more control but at his subbiest he wants you to ride his face into the mattress or fuck his throat like a fleshlight.

Calls you some kind of subservient pet name (sir/ma'am/princess/master/etc) except he's such a smartass and so unserious that it sounds sarcastic. Will absolutely be down with you not letting him get off until it sounds sincere enough.

Into edging/teasing more than overstim but either is fine by him. He wants to be an incoherent, sticky, babbling mess by the end of it

Super hard to make him cry but a hard enough tug on those curls or the fourth denied orgasm will do it for sure. He finds it cathartic so sometimes he'll quite literally ask for it and others he'll just push you further and further until he's metaphorically asking for it.

Amazon position. That's it that's all goodbye

Begs and whimpers. So pretty while he does too.

Likes to be held/pinned down, (lightly) tied up, handcuffed etc. Also owns a spreader bar.

When he's far gone enough, like almost totally in subspace or VERY exhausted, legs trembling and eyes watering, he becomes super needy and pliable. He'll beg you to touch him, even non-sexually, he'll do anything just please, closer, come closer, fucking fuse your skin to him just fuck he needs you so bad-

Remer giggles a lot during sex and won't get serious until he is seriously on the edge or in subspace

Doesn't get the appeal or see the point in sucking a strap-on but you can get him to do it if he's feeling subby and you tell him he looks good on his knees. He does get putting on a show for you.

Speaking of strap-ons, he WILL get pegged happily. Or fingered even. Hell, he'll finger HIMSELF while you watch if you want so maybe you'll fuck him. If you have an actual dick that works too. Just fuck him!!

Very sensitive nipples. Touch those at the right time and he will instantly cum. He can cum from just nipple play if you're good enough.

He can also lactate on command so do with that what you will. (That's probably related to their sensitivity somehow)

Finds it so hot to be called some lightly degrading names. Damn right he's your slut, now treat him like it

Has worn lingerie for you before. He thought it'd be funny but then you seemed into it so he keeps the thought on a back-burner in his head, always wondering when to do it again.

#doug remer #baseketball #doug remer x reader #baseketball x reader #matt stone x reader #fuckkkkkkkkk I'm glad no one I know irl will ever know anything about this #if you want dom hcs I can probably whip something up but I'm better at writing subby men #I'm representing the people who see a cute guy and go 'I want him on his knees for me' #anyway have a good night!