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snifsnoof · 1 year
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this post surprised no one ever
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treyisms · 11 months
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whole-bunch-of-hcs · 1 year
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Can't Take Them Anywhere
Coop/Reader/Remer HCs. Can be read as romantic or platonic
They are the definition of "committed to the bit". Plus side, they're hilarious and they will turn anything into a good time. Down side, it can be embarrassing and sometimes it will have weird unforseen consequences
(Like, for example, that time at the amusement park that they saw that one couple being really weird and annoying and decided to one-up them but took it too far and got all of you kicked out.)
They also get bored easily. They don't understand a lot of what's happening most of the time and getting lost automatically checks them out of the conversation.
So they find ways to entertain themselves. This typically means 'goof around and almost break something'
Coop points at any and every ugly thing he sees (gargoyle, weird drawing, unsuspecting strangers) and says "oh look it's your mom" to Remer.
Remer plays impromptu smash or pass with everything. He's joking, he wouldn't actually fuck that cactus (or would he? No. He's kidding. Or is he?)
They don't know how to dress appropriately for anything. If you're taking them somewhere nice you need to choose their outfits because otherwise you will have Remer in a t-shirt and boxers ("dude, no one can tell it's fine") and Coop in a random button-up shirt and a tie he didn't tie correctly, neither of which match the pants and sneakers he chose.
Remer once accidentally shoplifted from a gift shop at a museum you took him to. He didn't mean to just walk out with one of those giant stuffed animals, it just kinda happened. It's a miracle he got away with it too. You didn't try to make him return it because how exactly would that conversation go?
Coop is clumsy. Don't take him somewhere with lots of breakables because they will get broken.
They also don't understand what appropriate levels of PDA are. And they will encourage your worse urges too. What do you mean you can't slap Coop's ass in public? Relax, no one's looking and Remer's giving you the thumb's up!
When they're on their best behavior, they're actually kind of perfect. It's nice to know these two have got your back completely in all situations
It's a good thing they're rich because otherwise the exorbitant amount of money they spend on random shit they think is cool would be concerning. You almost never leave a place empty-handed
"Here hang onto this for a sec" and it's the most ridiculous thing they could hand you. How did they even get this you're like 85% sure they don't have them here
100% the type to lay/jump on all the mattresses at furniture stores. They don't care that you're not supposed to do that
Absolute anarchy in a grocery store. They cannot go alone because they'll come back with every snack known to man and no real food or toilet paper and they can't go together because they'll fight with toy swords or pool noodles or something.
It's really annoying but everything else about them usually makes up for it and then some.
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orisquirrelking · 1 year
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They’re FINISHED!! after a few hours of hard work I’ve finally finished up these double-sided BASEketball acrylic keychain designs/concepts! They’ll be printed in/on a translucent pink acrylic and will have a split ring keychain attachment! If you’re interested in one please shoot me a dm!!
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soapstakes · 1 year
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new chapter out
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/45316027?view_full_work=true
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yourmilwaukeebeers · 9 months
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pics of matt that make me go humina humina vol. 1
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sealbuffed · 6 months
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BASEketball genre switch. It would still be sickeningly campy and goofy
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pupkiu · 11 days
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hey cremer nation
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ztarryp0p · 10 months
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my fbi agent watching me obsess over trey parker and matt stone
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90sintruder · 3 months
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🧢🍻Joe ‘Coop’ Cooper stimboard ⚾️🏀
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Baseketball (1998)
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🧢/🗑️/⚾️
🍻/💙/‼️
⚾️/🧨/🚿
(The one’s not linked came straight from the film that I made)
For bestie @kaptenorgazmo
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kissingrhi · 1 year
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give thoughts on reader being cute with Coop and js wanting to hold his hands all the time 🙏🙏🙏
i am a coop girlie so this is actually the greatest day of my life!
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coop gets astronomically flustered whenever he is shown any sort of attention. he isn't sure if it's a weird, complex issue, or if his mind literally goes into overdrive after being the center of attention for more than like 10 minutes
he'll always push the spotlight onto someone else as soon as possible
so whenever you two first got together, your growing affinity and affection for him made him consistently stumble and stutter - to the point where he had to excuse himself to the restroom to beat his face with cold water
the first time you ever held his hand, it was only around 2 weeks into your relationship (which is apparently very soon to him).
it was moments before a championship game, and he was gripping the edge of a bench so hard you were sure his knuckles were turning white. his gaze was sinking further and further into the ground
without thinking, you slid your hand over to lightly cave around one of his, making eye contact as you pressed a gentle squeeze
he choked on his spit, of course, and looked at you with an expression you couldn't quite decipher
"thanks." was all he could awkwardly stutter, giving you a very odd pat on the back before going out to play
you could tell that he wasn't used to any sort of romantic affection, so you were empathetic. knowing it was something you had to ease him in to, much like every other aspect of his life.
from that point forward, pinkies barely touching turned to one of your hands over his, to fingers interlocking and clamping so hard you were sure your fingers were numb
he eased more and more into your relationship over time, as one does, and with that he eased into the gentle kindness of holding hands with you. it easily became his favorite form of affection
he loves fidgeting with your own fingers instead of his own.
like if his mind is preoccupied with something while he's cuddling with you, he'll just grab your hands and swing it across his chest and start paying attention to every detail of your fingers, while muttering about what's on his mind.
he'll be like, "and then - god, this bitch - he doesn't even pay me what he owes?" while pulling at your pinky, "i mean seriously, who does he think he is?" while cracking your knuckles
whenever he's especially stressed, needy, or anxious, pressing your hands against his face is his kryptonite
his eyes soften and he scrambles to put his hands right on top of your own, melting into your touch
loves holding pinkies when you walk together because he thinks it looks funny
"it's like two tiny dicks! interlinked!"
loves comparing hand sizes and curling his fingers over yours to make fun of you, especially during half-serious half-joking arguments
"yeah, you see that? your fingers can't even beat mine. beat it, twerp."
one time when he was blackout drunk he got ass-naked and made you stick your finger in his mouth and take a polaroid photo of him while making the goofiest seductive face you've ever seen
very silly man!
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snifsnoof · 1 year
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treyisms · 11 months
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sellout! remer is so “if coops not treatin you right you just come see me and ill fix u right up”. like you’re coops first gf and he really wants to please you, so he has remer show him how to make you feel good. so remer is like knuckle deep in you and you’re whining and coop has your head in his lap giving you kisses and shushing you to comfort you, and remers like cut it out dude shes fine. but then hes unbuckling his belt and coops like um dude what are you doing? and remers like “well i gotta check if shes stretched enough for you buddy!” its literally just a blatant excuse to fuck you but coop hasn’t caught on and you want remer just as much as he wants you and remers so shitty like “alright y/n, coops smaller than me but its better to have a bigger cock first so you can mold to it, so squeeze me extra tight okay?”. the soft naivety of coop looking down at you with so much love while remer is literally plowing his gf & coop going to give u kisses to remind you he’s there <3 :’)
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whole-bunch-of-hcs · 1 year
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Sub!Joe Cooper HCs
Needed to do both my boys justice. Enjoy! (Or don't, I'm my target audience anyway lol)
Wants to be a good boy. Isn't lying when he promises to be a good boy he SWEARS he's trying. Buttttt it's hard not to give in to his brat instinct.
More into overstim than edging but after a certain point it all blends together and he gets dizzy and whiny
He's not exactly a whimperer but he makes breathier moans the more desperate he's getting. If it just becomes a broken sigh he's about to come
Likes to be marked up a little. Scratches, hickeys, that kind of thing. Whenever anyone notices them or he catches sight of them in the mirror he gets turned on again
Likes to be called 'mine' in bed. He wants you to be possessive over him. He wants to be yours.
Needy even when not in subspace. Craves touch. Squirms until he feels like he's touching you as much as possible
Becomes a pillow prince when subby. Like yeah he'll totally try to make it good for you but also he is a boneless thing made of jelly now.
He's a liiiittle insecure about how he's a bit chubby but you seem to like it so hell yeah, grope away babe!
Likes to hold your hand while you go down on him. And if he starts getting overstimulated holding your hand helps ground him so he can take it a little longer.
Definitely begs really pretty
Flushes a beautiful shade of pink everywhere when he's flustered or really turned on. It flusters him even more when you point that out
Don't degrade him without also praising him. He's a whore, yeah, but he's YOUR very good whore
So easy to convince him to get pegged istg. Fuck pride, he wants your cock (or the closest thing you've got) in him!
Likes to be fucked from behind if he's bottoming. Bend him over but don't let him hide his face and muffle his moans in the pillow
Don't let him stifle his little noises for you in general. They're so hot. (Tell him that to see the pretty shade of pink again)
He puts on a really good show for you. Those eyes looking at you through their lashes as he goes down on you are such a sight and he will jerk off while doing it just to make it a little hotter (it works so fucking well)
Really good at sixty-nining.
If he's been away for a while that's basically a guarantee you'll be taking control that night. He feels the pressure he's under very strongly and the only way to relieve that is for you to hijack his brain and rewire it to be solely focused on what you're doing to him
Tends to repeat things you say sometimes? Like he doesn't even realize it but if you say he's "[your] good boy" or anything like that he'll repeat after you. Bringing it up will definitely embarrass him but your praise just sticks with him ig
He needs a lot of aftercare. Like aftercare is a given anyway obviously but when he's subbing he needs you to kiss everything better and clean him up or he feels awkward as hell
So tired when you're done too. Like he'll fall asleep while you're cleaning him up
He'll still be aware of you though and if you leave he wakes right up and misses you. Yes he saw you ten seconds ago. What's your point?
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coopcoops · 8 months
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Trey Parker as Joe "Coop" Cooper in BASEketball (1998)
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soapstakes · 1 year
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/45316027/chapters/115373698
new chapter out!!! they’re teen’s in this one.
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