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THIS IS WHERE IT CAME FROM??????

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Hey y’all check out this cool ass robot I found

#Youtube

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HIMB

everyone look at this

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PREBBBY

Contrary to popular belief, that is not a cat but a single brain cell.

What do you keep in your witch hat?

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Ready for in space with Markiplier!!! @markiplier

#Nest #ISWM

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IM SORRY IM MISSING SO MUCH WHAT?????? I KNOW WHAG LIKE NONE OF THIS POST MEANS D:

What's the "the universe is littered with the corpses of your failures" thing abt?

So you know the little codes sprinkled in the trailers? This is the answer! Hope this helps!

Everybody go out there and make theories on why our corpses are scattered around the universe like dirt! 😊 👍

#HELP- #ISWM

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I look out the window of The Invincible.

Then to the face of my right hand man, the crew member I trust most. Mark.

“What could go wrong?” I think to myself.

Well apparently the answer to that? It was everything.

so stoked for tomorrow!! gonna make a nest and get lots of snacks ready, time for some chaos!!!

#ISWM #Deadass so ready #mom let me schedule a whole day of break around this #markiplier

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Something I made while dealing with my own stuff and hoping drawing this would pick me up somehow. Maybe it worked.

FT my cat. His name is Mischief

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I-

shitting affirmations

1. i can shit

2. i can shit easily

3. i can shit realities easily

4. i believe i can shit easily

5. i have successfully shited

6. i have the ability to shit

7. i am focused on shiting

8. i will shit successfully

9. i can shit successfully

10. i am able to shit successfully

11. i am confident in my ability to shit

12. i am in my bathroom

13. i am already in my bathroom

14. i know i am in my bathroom

15. i am in my bathroom already

16. i live in my bathroom

17. i can shit whenever i want

18. i can shit realities whenever i want

19. i believe i can shit successfully

20. i know i can shit whenever i want

21. i know i can shit successfully

22. i’m shiting

23. i know i’m shiting

24. i’m shiting right now

25. i believe shiting is easier than breathing

26. i know shiting is easier than breathing

27. i believe shiting is easier than blinking

28. i know shiting is easier than blinking

29. i believe shiting is easier than moving

30. i know shiting is easier than moving

31. shiting is easier than blinking

32. shiting is easier than breathing

33. shiting is easier than moving

34. i shit everytime i breathe

35. i shit everytime i blink

36. i shit everytime i move

37. i know i have successfully shited

38. i believe i have successfully shited

39. i believe i am in my bathroom

40. i have succeeded at shiting to my toilet

41. i have succeeded at shiting

42. i know i have succeeded at shiting

43. i know i have succeeded at shiting to my toilet

44. i believe i have succeeded at shiting to my toilet

45. i believe i have succeeded shiting

46. i know i can shit

47. i have successfully shited to my bathroom

48. i have successfully shited to my bathroom because i deserve it

49. i have successfully shited realities

50. i know i have successfully shited realities

51. i believe i have successfully shited realities

52. everything is perfect in my bathroom

53. i am a master at shiting

54. i’m the best at shiting

55. i will shit realities to place

56. i can shit realities to place

57. i can shit realities to place easily

58. i’m happy to be in my bathroom

59. i’m grateful to be in my bathroom

60. i’m thankful to be in my bathroom

61. my bathroom will follow my script

62. i know shiting realities will work

63. i know shiting realities is real

64. i am shiting to my bathroom

65. i can shit to my bathroom

66. i can shit to my bathroom easily

67. i will shit to my bathroom

68. i know i will shit to my bathroom

69. i have the power to shit

70. i know i have the power to shit

71. i believe i have the power to shit

72. i know i have the ability to shit

73. i believe i have the ability to shit

74. i will wake up in my bathroom

75. i will wake up in your bathroom place

76. i have shited realities

77. i know i have shited realities

78. i went to my bathroom

79. i can shit realities with ease

80. i am going to go to my bathroom

81. i have faith in shiting realities

82. it is easy to shit realities

83. i know it is easy to shit realities

84. i know i am going to go to my bathroom

85. i know i can shit realities with ease

86. i know i have shited realities

87. i am capable of shiting realities

88. i know i am capable of shiting realities

89. i’m finally in my bathroom

90. i finally live in my bathroom

91. i am a master shiter

92. i look like my bathroom self

93. i am in my bathroom

94. i live in my bathroom

95. i will wake up in my bathroom

96. i am prepared to shit

97. i know i am prepared to shit

98. i am safe in my bathroom

99. i am protected in my bathroom

100. my shiting process will go smoothly

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OI OI OI YOU FUCKEN DUDEBROS. APPRECIATE THIS DAMN BEAUTY. JOCKS GOTHS GAMERS AND EVERYONE IN BETWEEN NEEDS TO LOVE THIS NOW!

im back to posting art again

please dont repost reblogs are appreciated

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Hey. Hey OP. Is that fucking David 8 and whatever the fuck the name of the female lead in Prometheus is in the back? Because if it is- I’m going to be having some words with you/hj

Leaked footage from Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness.

I spent 7 hours on this Community meme, please laugh.

#Is it actually though or am I being a fucking idiot #upon closer inspection this might be someone from the fantastic four or even Steve w/ Peggy? #but this is too good not to post

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Here on @whyareyouherewastingyourtime , @grimsocialization, and @hey-a-wild-jojo-simp we (I) support furries 100% I mean, I think they’re neat as hell, and if I could draw you bet your ass I’d probably have a fursona of sorts

sorry to be cringey but can we stop this idea that every furry is a sex hungry freak that likes bestiality and has really disturbing kinks. being a furry is just thinking anthropomorphic animals are interesting and cute. theres nothing inherently sexual about being a furry. just because someone says “im a furry” they arent necessarily confessing to you how they get horny for foxes with tits or diapers on dogs or something. so when u see someone make a fursona or draw an anthro animal, dont immediately think “they wanna fuck animals”. sometimes its just that….anthro animals….are fun to draw. 

basically,

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K, but I actually didn’t know this so uhhhhhh

So many TV shows/movies depict the Epi Pen as a total solution for anaphylaxis...it's not. The Epi Pen gives you 30 minutes to get to a hospital where they can save your life. TV makes it look like you just have to use the Epi Pen and then the crisis is over. Do people without allergies or a loved one with allergies know that an Epi Pen only buys you time? The more I see this on TV the more I worry...

**Maybe you should reblog this because I'm actually worried that most people don't know.

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What

the fuck

did I just have the immense displeasure of reading?

I bet Jar Jar is fucking hung like a whale. God he can raw me anyday.

I spent like two? Three? Entire weeks with this sitting in my askbox and I just. I got nothing. What could I possibly answer? I tried all the “nope” gifs in this god forsaken website, I tried to draw what my face looks like every time I read this, I tried to find fanart of jar jar with his wang out and the universe was kind enough to me so that I couldn’t find any. I got nothing. Nada. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. What am I gonna say? What in god’s name am I gonna say to that?!

You see, I wanna fuck general grievous. I do. I want him use all his four arms to simultaneously pull both my arms back and touch my tits as he fucks me with his mecha-schlong. I do. I wanna fuck darth Maul, pre-legs cut off or post metal legs+metal dick enhancement. I wanna lick those horns. Okay? I wanna fuck darth vader. Boy, oh, boy, I do. I wanna hear that hard breathing and wrap my legs over that dramatic cape while he force-chokes me and we do the do. Am I a weird robot-fucker? You bet your ass I am! Am I a tad too much on the horny side? Probably. Did I extrapolate my right to be horny on main? Fucking sue me. But this. THIS.

How do you want me to face my family and all the three (3) friends I have irl? How do you want me to walk into an elevator with a bunch of strangers and when an old lady says “the weather has been a little hot lately, isn’t it weird?” just to do small talk like every fucking old people I don’t know do, how do you expect me not to answer her with “y’know what’s weirder, someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? it’s eating me alive. ALIVE, ma’am, and I don’t mean this as some sick vore reference. Someone’s dreaming of those popped-up eyes, of that weird high-pitched voice screaming MEESA COMING while they’re filled up by Jar Jar Bink’s thick seed, and I’m just standing here while this very notion rots me to the core, taking all life away from me. It’s a nightmare. My entire life, a nightmare, because of an anon message from a horny jar jar fucker on tumblr. This is my floor now, ma’am, have a good day”

I leave the elevator. I probably have an appointment, but I can’t remember where, or what for. I sit down on the floor by the elevator doors. I sob for a full minute. I take the elevator back downstairs, I walk home, I collapse in bed and rub one out thinking of darth vader. I feel better.

Five minutes later, I think about this ask again, and my whole world collapses again. It’s only Tuesday. I sigh heavily and sit down to write this reply.-

Edit: a lot of this is exaggeration. Some of it is true. You get to pick what exactly.

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Holy fucken shit

in the jojo universe there’s a stand user section of the internet with positivity post like “arrow born stand users are JUST AS VALID as natural born stand users!!!! your stand abilities don’t need to be inter-generational to be real and important!!!!!”

JEJWNDNSJD stand user memes and discourse.

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Just want to say that the shoes were actually the actresses choice for Harley

when a woman designs an outfit for women VS when men are allowed to do it

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PFFTT