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Before I met my ex I was like “I’d only let someone I really like tattoo me, and I’d have to trust them a whole hell of a lot.” And now I’m just like “I will fuck someone for free, no attachment needed, if you can finish the tattoo my ex left on my ass so I feel less dumb for letting her put it there.”

#lesbian #tattoos #I am a whole ass idiot #the tattoo is an alien from space invaders if you’re wondering

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Tiny knight needs a hand.

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Rescued dove learns to eat by watching others. No more force feeding! 

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i can’t get over the fact that they called this a watchdog when it’s so clearly a cat

Bloodborne has a giant flaming alligator as a watchdog and it still looks more like a dog than Evil Bingus up there

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TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

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So my wife just left me and I’ve come to the realization that I gave so much of myself to her that I don’t know who I am anymore and I have only like 3 friends. I could use some more friends in my life. I play Xbox, PC, and PS4 if anyone needs a friend too.

#lesbian #for real though I need more people in my life

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character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

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Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?

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if she’s your girl then why is she in my torture labyrinth?

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sharing is caring, they said

i've had this stuck in my head pls this is a cry for helphhsjakdfakjf

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Capybara vocalizations

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Exactly how I stare down my food waiting for it to cook in the microwave:

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so many ppl on tiktok will be like 'look at my epic style glow up omg my style used to be so cringe' and it just shows them wearing clothes that were in fashion in 2015 and then clothes that are in fashion now like baby that's what happens when u don't have ur own sense of style

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Art by Boris Groh

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