Just realize that when i get older i need to buy a random piece of land, so when i die my future kids will have to fight over who will inherit my never used complety dirty shitty ass looking piece of land. (They are gonna fight so much its gonna last for generations, all for some useless land)
talking with people that have actual life goals is so interesting, like you are planning to get 2 degrees and a master degree, cool, iam thinking about getting into yogurt, looks gummy.
if i ever have kids iam gonna feel a little sorry for them, cause they are gonna have to have an interest on everything that i have an interest on.
oh you wanna watch cocomelon?? sit your ass down, you are watching a 2:30 hours long video essay about my favorite video game. I will be expecting a 3 page essay about it too.