windyvalleyzone
Let me go, gravity
Hiya! My name is Blythe. / 25 / she / dyke / leftist. on HRT since 3/11/21. This blog contains your typical mashup up of memes, politics, and general fandom bullshit. Icon by samix-asb! Tags horny stuff as nsft. MCYT stans for the love of god DNI
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“I know the Keyblade didn’t choose me, and I don’t care. I’m proud to be a small part of something bigger - The people it did choose. My friends... they are my power!”
🎉 Happy Birthday Sora! 🎉
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Happy 2 Years of Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer was revealed
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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
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"ohhh she's got a cock the size of a can of monster energy drink oohhhh"
whatever, my dick can crush a can of monster energy cuz i been doing cock pushups since i was 9 years old
my mother and father sent me away to train with the cock monks for the first twenty-nine years of my life and all i have to show for it is the most powerful cock punch the world has ever seen.
see that beer can on the fence over yonder? pow! got it. now you dont see it cuz i obliterated it with the power of cock.
dont mess with me, i killed thirty men so far just this week. they thought their cock game could measure to mine and now they're dead. dont be like them. dont make their mistakes.
sure. yeah. my cock may be shaped a little like a lightning bolt, but that only makes it go faster. kill faster.
i can nail a fully grown adult man to the wall from thirty paces, without even looking. you dont even know my power.
anyways, its always nice to hear from you, write soon!
Love,
-granma
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on tumblr you can say words such as ‘doctor who is like mythology to me. it’s like an ongoing cosmogonic folktale’ and you will recieve 5 notes from people that are willing to indulge your insanity. in real life you say things like how are the kids and was your holiday fun and the weather’s lovely this morning. and i think that’s beautiful. autism.com/careers
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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
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my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time
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