witchydykebitch

[witchydykebitch]

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

[witchydykebitch]

peace, love and hairy butches <3

[witchydykebitch]

if you dont like fat and hairy people i cant help you

[witchydykebitch]

When a butch has a carabiner that says "NOT FOR CLIMBING" that's so unfair. I should be allowed to climb them at least a little bit

[witchydykebitch]

Send me an emoji! 😘

🥀 - I love you

✖️ - I hate you

👍🏻 - I love your blog

👎🏻 - I hate your blog

😊 - I think you’re cute

💋 - I wanna fuck you

💐 - I have a crush on you

💍 - I want to marry you

💣 - Delete your blog

✈️ - I want to travel with you

🥂 - I want to be your friend

🕊 - you are lovely

💥 - you are the worst

🌸 - I am a secret admirer of yours

⭐️ - I want to follow your Instagram

🍭 - I want to get to know you better

🍸 - you are cool

🚫 - you are annoying

💘 - I think I’m in love with you

💠 - I want to meet you in person

🌅 - you brighten my day

🍒 - you are sexy

⚔️ - you are gross

💎 - I love your aesthetic

💌 - you are a dream come true

💕 - you are beautiful

🦋 - I wish you would notice me

[witchydykebitch]

love the idea of getting someone dripping wet to the point where i’m able to push inside them so easy, chuckling and remarking “you need it that bad, huh?” before burying my face in their neck and fucking them so deep and rough

#it's not a want but a need

[witchydykebitch]

Oh no I'm so horny I can barely think! I hope no- *opens window* I hope NO ONE HEARS my desperate whimpering! Because I'm in HEAT! AND DEFENSELESS! WITH REALLY ACCESSIBLE HOLES HELLO

[witchydykebitch]

Why is there no knight fucking me on the hilt of their sword?

[witchydykebitch]

Do you ever see someone and your first thought is “spit in my mouth ” or are you normal?

[witchydykebitch]

If you're disgustingly horny hit reblog

[witchydykebitch]

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

[witchydykebitch]

Reblog to yank prev’s leash :3

[witchydykebitch]

Pussy so fat, it jiggles when you slap it.

[witchydykebitch]

if i don’t go camping and fuck in the forest soon i fear i may wither away and die

#I need to get fucked in the forest by a dyke and soon

[witchydykebitch]

cursed with big pretty titty disorder and yes it is fatal

[witchydykebitch]

was having a bad day but remembered i’m a dyke 🫶🏽

thank god for lesbians & lesbianism.

terfs & cis men don’t fucking touch 🔪 || MINORS DNI

#you're so fucking gorgeous!! #also I've been wanting to get that shirt for ages so I'm taking this as a sign to order one

[witchydykebitch]

Low effort titty pics 🥰

#if there's one thing about me #it's that 99% of my titty pics are taken after or while smoking a joint #men dni #minor dni