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witheredoffherwitch · 3 hours

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“He got away, it’s all good 😌”

“No he didn’t 😟 did he? 🤨”

“Yeah, look ☺️”

#ewan mitchell #i love the gaslighting #<prev tags #he learnt it from his older sis #should do it more tbh #“did you kill luke?”#“that is a *vile* accusation... i would never”#hotd season 2 #house of the dragon

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witheredoffherwitch · 6 hours

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You know what duo we need to have screentime with? Criston and Alys. Repressed stepdad having beef with the magic milf his stepson is obsessed with while she's just incredibly amused. Criston tries praying to the seven while old-gods-worshipping Alys bothers him to get a rise out of him. Alys asks him to share his skincare routine because she likes collecting de-aging techniques and Criston is just totally confused because he hasn't realized he doesn't age. Alys gives him a vague warning of his death and Criston is desperately trying to get Aemond and Vhagar to accompany their army down south but he STILL abandons them for his new gf. The comedy potential is high for these two.

anon i read this opening line 3 times thinking ‘yeah, alicent and criston have plenty of scenes, that’s a catholic dynamic duo right there’

lmaooo alys noticing that he also looks a cool 25 at age 46. they’re swapping tips for bathing in the blood of your enemies 🥰 and hair care 🤗

aemond and criston on the road: the father-son experienceTM has a lot of potential, and honestly i’d die to see this trio. criston’s too repressed to really Get the whole goth witch thing and he cant think about sex without crying, but aemond seems to be into it. good for him good for him

#omg this is brilliant #and CRISTON NEVER AGES!!!?!#dornish don't diminish #they only flourish #hotd asks #house of the dragon

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witheredoffherwitch · 6 hours

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Toxic Milf Rhaenyra supremacy

#also.... hotd fandom in a nutshell?#folks need to enjoy rhaenyra for what she is #my fave little toxic uwu who's never left her girl-fail era #i am so excited to see that shit on steroids in season 2 #hotd shitpost

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witheredoffherwitch · 9 hours

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@ladystarksneedle

Austin Butler as Feyd-Rautha DUNE: PART 2 (2024) - dir. Denis Villeneuve.

#feyd rautha #dune: part two #duneedit

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witheredoffherwitch · 9 hours

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Alternate AU - Jaehaera lives.

Both of them were ruined. But to be the only ruined thing in a room full of people who are whole, is an awfully lonely thing. There was safety in being ruined together, an understanding that neither had to struggle to be whole again. They could sit together in comfortable silence and do nothing at all.

#jaehaera targaryen #aegon iii targaryen #hotd fanart

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witheredoffherwitch · 9 hours

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hotd fandom but also like fandom spaces in general have made me notice is it not normal to like villains for being villains anymore. this used to be the ‘the villain is always sexier and more interesting than the hero’ website now you need a paragraph explaining that obviously you dont condone or approve of irl child abuse before you say a villain is hot or funny. lukey velaryon sweetiepie dead baby should not be beating otto hightower in best character polls bc people vote based on moral purity. weve gone backwards

#!!!!

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witheredoffherwitch · 1 day

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That's Tom Ford's 'Tuscan Leather' 🫶

What do you think vhagar’s asshole smells like

Like leather & sandalwood

source: trust me

#you're welcome #need me a man who smells like vhagar's ass 😍#amira's unhinged anons #hotd

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witheredoffherwitch · 1 day

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