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A hidden-message ring, from the 1830s

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#cries because cute #omg

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For me liking anime was an ugly metamorphosis into a sad fart that denies she existed from ages 10-14… and maybe 151/2

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in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath

now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK

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I'm gunna cry pleASE LET ME TOUCH YOU

#thoughts

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so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.

without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.

he spent $34

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Repeat after me kids:

A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important. 

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"does anyone else-" yes

"am i the only one who-" no

"is it weird that i-" probably not

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I wish I could take a 7 years long nap.

#I think they call that a coma-

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people who are younger and more successful than u are

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when i was like 6 years old i thought that the rule in chinese restaurants was you had to eat everything with chopsticks and i mean everything so it came to dessert and i got some ice cream and started eating it with chopsticks and all these asian people were staring at me with jaws dropped and when i’d finished i got a fucking round of applause i shit you not

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what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

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I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.

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go to my inbox and name five things, characters, people or stuff and things you associate me with

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other people during winter:

me:

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