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I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE

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“influencer” is such a sinister title. it’s got all the menace of “royal adviser” but none of the raw sex appeal.

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life: you need to make a single phone call

me:

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HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON (2010)         dir. Dean DeBlois & Chris Sanders

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The way the instructor for one of my classes in next fall quarter is J. Suh and the first person I think of is Johnny💀 like yas johnny teach me some math

#nct #johnny #johnny suh #nct127 #college

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if u have curly hair and someone tells u it would look better straight theyre a liar and a dumb bitch

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You’re on the first time travel expedition to the Library of Alexandria. Upon arrival, your team finds a sign at the entrance that says, in over a dozen languages, “all time travelers must register at front desk immediately upon arrival.”

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Neil banging out the tunes April 13th 2006

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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

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What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

#john king police officer #okay thank u

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steadily recognizing that i’m allowed to exist in public spaces and not feel embarrassed about it… can you believe i used to feel weird about/too inadequate to sit on a bench in a public space. it’s ok. you’re allowed to be. just be. just sit on a bench. it’s ok

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Todoroki: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Bakugou, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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